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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lucifrous Satanous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ned Gein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Satanous comes to the cage accompanied by Put You To Bed. Gein comes into a darkened arena with his song building. 'Mama Said Knock You Out' by LL Cool J kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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260 lbs
12 - 0 - 0 |
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210 lbs
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Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Lucifrous Satanous!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Ned Gein!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Richard Clark and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satanous fails with the takedown
and Gein decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Satanous's guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Satanous has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Gein has passed into side control.
Gein trying to control the position but Satanous is working away.
Satanous is trying to control Gein's posture but Gein avoids it.
Satanous is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Gein's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Gein working Satanous over with strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Satanous is trying to get back to full guard.
Gein is looking to take a break and control but Satanous is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Satanous is looking for a sweep. Gein is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein is looking to stall here but Satanous recovers full guard.
Gein wants to control from the top but Satanous keeps moving.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Satanous is on top in guard.
Gein had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Satanous defends it easily.
Gein pulls Satanous in close to his closed guard and prevents Satanous from doing any damage or advancing position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gein is trying to keep Satanous in close.
Gein bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Satanous's guard.
Satanous working for a triangle but Gein defends it easily.
Gein drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Satanous dives on top into guard.
Satanous pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Gein is keeping the position for now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Satanous postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Gein working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Satanous has passed into half guard!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gein is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Satanous scores with a couple of nice shots.
Gein blocking the ground and pound attempt from Satanous.
Gein keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Gein felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Satanous slips a nice elbow through Gein's hands, connecting with Gein's forehead.
Gein is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Gein avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Satanous.
Satanous lands with a punch from half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Satanous drops an elbow to the side of Gein's head.
Gein is rocked!
Gein is looking for a sweep. Satanous is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Gein is still in real trouble! Can Satanous finish him?
Satanous lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Gein quite badly. Gein pulls Satanous in close trying to recover. Satanous postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Gein on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Gein doesn't seem to be complaining too much.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lucifrous Satanous!
Lucifrous Satanous was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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hype
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pop
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