PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jack Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yngwie Malmsteen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Jack Brown has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jack Brown seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Brown
vs
Malmsteen

170 cm
25
148 lbs
11 - 6 - 1

150 cm
26
130 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Brown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Yngwie Malmsteen!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Fedor Mirinova and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Malmsteen lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Brown's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Malmsteen connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Brown scrambles back to his feet.
Malmsteen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Both fighters circling a little - Brown finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Brown plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

It looks like Yngwie Malmsteen has been cut.
Brown connects with an inside leg kick.
Malmsteen throws a big shot that misses.
Malmsteen throws a leg kick but Brown sees it coming and moves out of range.
Brown throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Brown takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Brown lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Malmsteen has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Malmsteen and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Brown lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Malmsteen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Malmsteen misses with a body shot.
Malmsteen throws a body kick that misses.

Brown has taken the fight to the clinch.
Malmsteen misses with a punch on the inside.

Brown has picked Malmsteen up - he's going for a ride! Brown dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, if Brown is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Brown's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Brown will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Jack Brown.
Brown throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Brown throws a leg kick but Malmsteen sees it coming and moves out of range.
A good leg kick by Brown.

Oooooh!!! Malmsteen has knocked Brown down with a huge combo! Malmsteen steps away and waves a wobbly Brown back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Brown is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Brown throws a solid leg kick but Malmsteen takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Brown.
Yngwie Malmsteen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Brown lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Malmsteen lands with a nice body punch.
Malmsteen throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Brown on the side of the head.
Oh Brown is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Malmsteen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Brown throws a lazy body kick
and Malmsteen counters with a crisp right that sends Brown to the canvas! Malmsteen follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yngwie Malmsteen!