PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elmo Salty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Glover Teixeira (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Salty comes to the cage accompanied by Gonna Fly Now. Teixeira comes into a darkened arena with his song building. rocky theme song kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Salty
vs
Teixeira

190 cm
20
260 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

189 cm
24
221 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Elmo Salty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Glover Teixeira!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Sam Margolis and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the body from Teixeira misses
and Salty counters with a straight right hand.
Teixeira throws a right hand that Salty ducks under and follows up with a left that Salty also avoids with ease.
Salty rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Teixeira moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Teixeira misses with a combination

and Salty counters with a crisp one two that drops Teixeira! Salty thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Teixeira to his feet! Teixeira is in big trouble!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Salty dodges the punch combination from Teixeira.
Teixeira throws a poor cross that misses

and Salty counters with a crisp right hand that drops Teixeira! Salty lets Teixeira back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Teixeira is rocked!
Teixeira throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Salty counters with a crisp right hand that drops Teixeira! Salty lets Teixeira back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Teixeira is still on wobbly legs! Can Salty finish him?
Teixeira misses with a double jab
and Salty counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Teixeira thinking.
Teixeira tries to get into range but Salty steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Teixeira! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Salty scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Elmo Salty!
Elmo Salty took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Who they gonna give me? Shane Winslow? He's on a winning streak man, I love that dude, I ain't handing him another defeat, not in my hands. I said it before and I'll say it again. GIVE ME OLEG KASPAROV!'.
Glover Teixeira spoke after the fight, saying 'this was my last fight im gonna retire, so long muddafucka§§§'.