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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karl Grossman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Grossman has chosen The Devil's Rejects as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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158 lbs
35 - 16 - 1 |
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143 lbs
30 - 18 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
35 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Karl Grossman!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, William Gold and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWeakhands avoids the body shot from Grossman.
McWeakhands blocks a low kick nicely.
Grossman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grossman's jab looks to have found its range, popping McWeakhands under the eye.
Grossman walks into a stiff left hand from McWeakhands.
Nice straight punches there by Grossman. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Grossman.
McWeakhands turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McWeakhands misses with a body kick.
An inside leg kick lands from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands wants to land a leg kick but Grossman is out of range.
McWeakhands circles away from the clinch attempt.
A punch lands to the side of Grossman 's head but he takes it in his stride.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWeakhands lands a body shot.
McWeakhands lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Grossman circles away quickly and effectively.
McWeakhands takes a swing at Grossman's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Grossman misses with an uppercut.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses.
Grossman lands a leg kick that knocks McWeakhands off balance momentarily.
Grossman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McWeakhands throws a shot from downtown. Grossman moves away and avoids it.
McWeakhands takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
We've been hearing reports that McWeakhands has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Grossman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWeakhands.
Decent striking displayed by McWeakhands there.
McWeakhands throws a shot to the body.
McWeakhands throws a nice looking combination but Grossman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Grossman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McWeakhands counters with a nice uppercut.
McWeakhands scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grossman lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Grossman misses with a series of wild punches.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses.
McWeakhands looks to score with a jab to the body but Grossman is just out of range.
McWeakhands pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Grossman lands a slapping body shot.
Grossman looks to clinch
and McWeakhands counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Grossman thinking.
Grossman lands a nice shot to the body.
McWeakhands just misses with a punch to the body.
Grossman misses with a few strikes there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grossman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Grossman lands a two punch combo.
Grossman scores with a nice right hand.
Grossman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McWeakhands.
Grossman lunges at McWeakhands with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McWeakhands's hand.
Grossman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McWeakhands connects with a good right hand that stumbles Grossman. Grossman circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Grossman wants to clinch up but McWeakhands keeps it at a distance.
McWeakhands throws a body punch but Grossman moves out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Grossman.
McWeakhands changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWeakhands moves away from the strike by Grossman.
Grossman slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grossman looks to land a right hand but McWeakhands moved out of range.
Grossman throws a series of strikes that have McWeakhands backpedaling.
McWeakhands misses with a wild body shot.
McWeakhands moves out of range as Grossman strikes.
Karl Grossman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grossman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWeakhands is looking to wear down Grossman with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Grossman misses with a low kick as McWeakhands jumps back.
Grossman swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Grossman misses the shot to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. McWeakhands darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Grossman is rocked!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWeakhands scores with a leg kick.
McWeakhands swings for the body but Grossman moves out of range.
Grossman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A slow jab from McWeakhands misses its intended target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dumbass McWeakhands dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Grossman takes a swing at McWeakhands's ribcage but misses.
McWeakhands tries to clinch but Grossman moves out of range.
McWeakhands scores with a hook.
McWeakhands misses with a looping left.
McWeakhands tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Grossman was well out of range. Poor timing from McWeakhands.
Grossman swinging wildly here.
Grossman moves into the clinch.
Grossman blocks an uppercut.
Grossman swings wildly with an uppercut but McWeakhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWeakhands is trying to pull guard but Grossman has him pressed against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from McWeakhands fails to land.
McWeakhands swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Grossman in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
The referee calls for Grossman to work.
McWeakhands working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands gets through Grossman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Grossman is still on wobbly legs! Can McWeakhands finish him?
McWeakhands misses with a short punch on the inside.
McWeakhands fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Grossman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McWeakhands throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Grossmans head.
Grossman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, McWeakhands scores with a nice short uppercut.
Grossman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grossman blocking some punches.
McWeakhands creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Grossman's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Grossman drops to his knees and McWeakhands pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dumbass McWeakhands!
Our winner, Dumbass McWeakhands, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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hype
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