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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Perry Charcobeau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Zoolander might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Relax (Don't Do It)- Frankie Goes To Hollywood . Charcobeau has chosen Fortunate Son as his entrance music. Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derek Zoolander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Perry Charcobeau!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Ian Loll and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Charcobeau cracks a nice hook into Zoolander's ribs.
Charcobeau punishes Zoolander's body with a nice straight punch.
Charcobeau throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Charcobeau throws the kick towards the body but Zoolander avoids it.
Charcobeau motions for Zoolander to come forward. Charcobeau throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Zoolander takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Charcobeau scores with the left hand. Zoolander knows he should have avoided that one.
Charcobeau just misses with a punch to the body.
Charcobeau connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Zoolander connects with a leg kick. Charcobeau looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Zoolander avoids the head kick by Charcobeau.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Zoolander.
Charcobeau ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoolander moves away.
Zoolander ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Zoolander fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Charcobeau, pushing him back against the cage.
We've been informed that Charcobeau has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Zoolander swings wildly with an uppercut but Charcobeau uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoolander breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Charcobeau tries to land a leg kick but Zoolander saw it coming and moves away.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
The fighters circling - Zoolander throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Zoolander lands a nice hook to Charcobeau's body. Charcobeau takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Charcobeau walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Charcobeau misses the shot to the body.
Zoolander lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Charcobeau slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoolander lands a slapping body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Charcobeau.
Zoolander throws out a leg kick but Charcobeau moves out of range and Zoolander only half commits.
Charcobeau displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Zoolander throws out the jab.
Charcobeau cracks Zoolander with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A jab from Charcobeau misses.
Perry Charcobeau is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Charcobeau scores with a jab. Zoolander acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Zoolander ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Charcobeau throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Charcobeau throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Zoolander keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Charcobeau.
Charcobeau cracks a nice hook into Zoolander's ribs.
Zoolander takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Zoolander is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Charcobeau.
Zoolander fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Charcobeau has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Charcobeau tries to land a leg kick but Zoolander saw it coming and moves away.
Charcobeau throws the left hand but Zoolander avoids the punch easily.
Zoolander throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Charcobeau to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoolander misses with a looping left.
Zoolander scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A big right from Charcobeau misses.
Zoolander tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Charcobeau was well out of range. Poor timing from Zoolander.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Charcobeau looks to land a right hand but Zoolander moved out of range.
Charcobeau slips under a jab from Zoolander.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Perry Charcobeau dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Charcobeau throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Charcobeau, right into the meat.
Charcobeau lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Decent striking displayed by Charcobeau there.
Charcobeau will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Zoolander uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Charcobeau.
Zoolander fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Charcobeau manages to avoid it.
Zoolander throws a leg kick
and Charcobeau counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Charcobeau keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice cross by Zoolander.
A good leg kick by Charcobeau.
Charcobeau misses with a straight left.
Zoolander throws a low kick but Charcobeau avoids it.
An inside leg kick from Charcobeau misses.
Zoolander shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Charcobeau but Charcobeau pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Zoolander throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A nice leg kick lands there from Zoolander.
Zoolander avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Zoolander lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Charcobeau circles away quickly and effectively.
Charcobeau keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Zoolander.
Charcobeau wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Zoolander misses with a looping right.
A jab lands there for Charcobeau.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Charcobeau fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Charcobeau just misses with a punch to the body.
Charcobeau scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Charcobeau rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Zoolander counters with a low kick, right behind Charcobeau 's knee.
Zoolander scoring well with a low kick there.
Zoolander has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Charcobeau.
Zoolander walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Charcobeau lands a really nice looking cross but Zoolander seems unphased.
Charcobeau connects with a nice looking jab.
Charcobeau throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Charcobeau getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Charcobeau scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Zoolander is rocked!
Perry Charcobeau seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Charcobeau scores with a nice head shot.
Oh Zoolander is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Charcobeau dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Zoolander seems to have got his legs back now.
Decent striking displayed by Charcobeau there.
Sloppy strikes from Charcobeau. Those never looked like landing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoolander lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zoolander shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Charcobeau as he jumps to the side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Perry Charcobeau showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Zoolander's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
A slow jab from Zoolander misses its intended target.
Charcobeau fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Zoolander on the side of the head.
Zoolander closes the distance and clinches.
Charcobeau lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Zoolander throws a punch but it's blocked by Charcobeau.
Zoolander looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Zoolander breaks from the clinch.
Charcobeau throws a right and a left that both miss.
Charcobeau thuds his shin into the meat of Zoolander's side.
Zoolander blocks a head kick by Charcobeau.
Charcobeau throws a leg kick but Zoolander sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Charcobeau misses the shot to the body.
Charcobeau throws an off balance right hand
and Zoolander counters with a stiff right hand.
Zoolander throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zoolander slips a jab from Charcobeau.
Charcobeau throws a front kick aimed at Zoolander's knee but Zoolander avoids it well.
Zoolander gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Charcobeau counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Charcobeau takes a swing at Zoolander's ribcage but misses.
Zoolander looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Charcobeau moves away.
Zoolander fails in his attempt to clinch.
Charcobeau swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoolander lands a high kick!
It looks like Perry Charcobeau has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Charcobeau lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A combination from Charcobeau does no damage.
A cross from Charcobeau lands.
Charcobeau lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Zoolander swings for the body but Charcobeau moves out of range.
Derek Zoolander has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander throws a head kick that misses.
Charcobeau connects with a solid leg kick.
Charcobeau scores with the left hand. Zoolander knows he should have avoided that one.
Zoolander throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Charcobeau thows a body shot but no joy.
Zoolander throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Zoolander uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Charcobeau.
Charcobeau tries to land a front kick but Zoolander steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Perry Charcobeau is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Charcobeau throws out a loose jab but Zoolander uses good head movement to avoid it.
Charcobeau throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zoolander sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Charcobeau lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Zoolander circles away quickly and effectively.
Charcobeau throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zoolander throws a sloppy body shot
and Charcobeau cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Zoolander checks a leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A bone on bone clash there as Charcobeau blocks the leg kick.
A big left from Charcobeau misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Perry Charcobeau comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Charcobeau winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Perry Charcobeau!
Perry Charcobeau thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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