PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pat Killer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evil Kullervo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Killer comes to the cage accompanied by AC DC shoot 2 thrill. On his way into the cage it seems that Pat Killer has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Pat Killer seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Killer
vs
Kullervo

190 cm
28
210 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

186 cm
21
209 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Experienced

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pat Killer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Evil Kullervo!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Killer.
Pat Killer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kullervo scores with a leg kick.

Kullervo closes the distance and clinches.
Kullervo scores with a shot to the side of Killer's head.

Killer breaks the clinch.
Nice body kick from Kullervo.
Kullervo misses with a looping left.
Kullervo misses with a looping left.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Killer tries to keep at a distance but Kullervo has taken the fight into the clinch.
Killer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kullervo lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kullervo scores with a shoulder strike.
Kullervo lands a nice uppercut.

It looks like Pat Killer has been cut.
Kullervo scores with a hook to the body.
Kullervo is leaning against Killer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kullervo controlling the action here for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kullervo creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kullervo.
Kullervo is stalling here.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A right hook to the body lands for Kullervo.
Kullervo lands a left hand.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Kullervo working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kullervo stalling in the clinch.
Killer looking to slow down the pace here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo prevents Killer from breaking the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Kullervo takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Evil Kullervo.
A head kick misses from Kullervo.

Kullervo rushes Killer and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kullervo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Killer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice right hand lands inside from Kullervo.
Kullervo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Killer is rocked!
Kullervo slowing the pace effectively.
Kullervo lands with a left to the head.
Oh Killer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Killer tries to throw a body punch but Kullervo avoids it by throwing Killer back against the cage.
Killer seems to have got his legs back now.
Kullervo throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo scores with a shot to the side of Killer's head.
A right hand to the body from Kullervo.
Killer is breathing heavily.
Kullervo unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Killer! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Kullervo is unloading with more strikes now! Killer drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Evil Kullervo!
A very excited looking Evil Kullervo made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.