PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny Miller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Miller is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Frightened Rabbit - Modern Leper. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

E Neuman
vs
Miller

225 cm
25
300 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

196 cm
30
289 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

World class MT
Granite chin

World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)
Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alfred E Neuman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Danny Miller!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Wagner Zegers and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
E Neuman lands a leg kick that knocks Miller off balance momentarily.
Miller has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
E Neuman throws a body punch but Miller moves out of range.
Miller throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Miller checks a low kick from E Neuman.
E Neuman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Miller tries to close the distance and clinch but E Neuman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Miller bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Miller fakes a jab and throws a low kick but E Neuman checks it well.
Miller throws out a loose jab but E Neuman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Miller throws an ugly left hook that misses
and E Neuman counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
E Neuman cracks the inside of Miller's front leg.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A chopping leg kick lands by E Neuman.
Miller looks winded!
A bone on bone clash there as E Neuman blocks the leg kick.
Miller checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Miller throws a hook but E Neuman avoids it easily.
Miller throws a body punch but E Neuman moves out of range.
E Neuman checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Miller fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Miller takes a swing at E Neuman's ribcage but misses.
E Neuman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
E Neuman has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Miller misses with an uppercut. E Neuman saw that one coming.
Danny Miller seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
E Neuman feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Miller's calf.
E Neuman bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Miller walks into a straight right hand and goes down! E Neuman rushes to a neutral corner so the count doesn't get delayed but Miller has made it back to his feet on 5. He's OK so we're back to the action.
Miller tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Miller fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Miller with a body punch. A glancing blow.

E Neuman catches his opponent with a big hook that sends him to the canvas! Miller stumbles back to his feet but will the referee allow it to continue? Miller walks forwards and this one will be allowed to continue! Come on!

Miller is rocked!
E Neuman checks a low kick from Miller.
E Neuman blocks the body kick.
Miller throws a lazy uppercut
and E Neuman counters with a body kick.
E Neuman and Miller are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. E Neuman throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Miller into next week! Ooooh that was huge! E Neuman knows it - he's on the ropes flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Alfred E Neuman!