PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Hank McCoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McCoy comes to the ring accompanied by Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip- Get Better . Alfred E Neuman acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the ring.

McCoy
vs
E Neuman

175 cm
24
289 lbs
14 - 2 - 1

225 cm
25
300 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

World class MT
Cardio machine

World class MT
Granite chin

Zombie Nutrition

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hank McCoy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alfred E Neuman!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Radbod Blank and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for McCoy.
Nice cross by McCoy.
E Neuman throws a jab when McCoy was well out of range.
A low kick from McCoy is predictable there
and E Neuman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McCoy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but E Neuman checks it well.

E Neuman clinches up with McCoy and pushes him back against the ropes.
McCoy lands a damaging elbow.
McCoy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short right from McCoy.
E Neuman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but McCoy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
E Neuman blocking some punches.
A knee to the head by E Neuman.
A short left from McCoy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCoy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
E Neuman trying to land knees to the body.
McCoy prevents a body shot from E Neuman.
McCoy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and E Neuman avoids it.
E Neuman unloads a knee to the mid-section. McCoy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
McCoy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
E Neuman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McCoy.
E Neuman looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
McCoy managing to block the knees to the body from E Neuman.
E Neuman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
E Neuman pushes off an throws an elbow but McCoy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
McCoy swings wildly with an uppercut but E Neuman uses good head movement to avoid it.
E Neuman tries to work over McCoy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
E Neuman missing with knees to the body.
McCoy blocks the elbow strike.
E Neuman digs a right hand into McCoy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McCoy's gas tank.
E Neuman tries to break the clinch but McCoy is controlling the position.
A hook to the body from E Neuman.
McCoy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Our sources have told us that McCoy has been working on his elbows in the gym.
A left hand lands to the body for E Neuman.
McCoy tries to land a knee to the head but E Neuman blocks with his arms.
E Neuman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
E Neuman is working McCoy over against the ropes.
E Neuman utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
E Neuman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McCoy missing with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCoy managing to block the knees to the body from E Neuman.
E Neuman lands an elbow just above McCoy 's eye.
E Neuman tries a knee to the head but McCoy blocks it.
E Neuman tries to land knees in the clinch but McCoy avoids the damage to the body.
A frustrated look appears on E Neuman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
McCoy has a couple of punches blocked by E Neuman.
McCoy pushes E Neuman back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
E Neuman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McCoy throws a knee to the head but misses.
E Neuman has a couple of punches blocked by McCoy.
E Neuman lands a knee to the head.
A right hand to the body from McCoy.
McCoy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from E Neuman.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McCoy misses with a punch to the body.
McCoy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
E Neuman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McCoy.
E Neuman misses with a knee to the head.
E Neuman using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
E Neuman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McCoy.
McCoy avoids the elbow strike from E Neuman, against the ropes.
McCoy throws a knee to the head but misses.
E Neuman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McCoy unloads a knee to the mid-section.
E Neuman is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
E Neuman lands a left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alfred E Neuman dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

McCoy is looking to clinch but E Neuman is avoiding it.
E Neuman feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McCoys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McCoy throws a head kick that misses
and E Neuman counters with a good, hard body kick but McCoy shrugs it off.
McCoy tries to clinch but E Neuman moves out of range.

E Neuman looks low and kicks high, catching McCoy right on the side of the head, sending him crashing to the canvas! Will he be able to beat the count? 3,4,5 - he's already back to his feet and ready to go! Let's see if he's still with it!

It looks like Hank McCoy has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from E Neuman.
McCoy scores with a leg kick.
McCoy moves out of range of the leg kick from E Neuman.
McCoy tries to clinch up but E Neuman circles away and keeps his distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCoy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by E Neuman.
McCoy doesn't manage to clinch there - E Neuman circles away.
A head kick misses from McCoy.
McCoy throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and E Neuman counters with a left to the body.
McCoy throws a jab when E Neuman was well out of range.
McCoy checks a leg kick.
E Neuman looks to throw a body kick

and McCoy counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by McCoy.
E Neuman missing with knees to the body.
E Neuman managing to block the knees to the body from McCoy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCoy connects with a nasty looking knee right to E Neuman's face.

It looks like Alfred E Neuman has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McCoy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
McCoy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite E Neuman's efforts to push away.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
E Neuman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
E Neuman managing to block the knees to the body from McCoy.
E Neuman blocks an elbow strike.
E Neuman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McCoy.
McCoy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
E Neuman looks to throw an elbow but misses.
McCoy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from E Neuman.
E Neuman has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
E Neuman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McCoy is defending well for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCoy prevents E Neuman from breaking the clinch.
McCoy misses with a hook from the clinch.
E Neuman misses with an elbow strike.
McCoy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, E Neuman just misses with a elbow thrown towards McCoy's brow.
E Neuman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McCoy avoids it.
McCoy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
McCoy struggles to land a body shot inside as E Neuman controls his hands.
McCoy avoids a wild elbow strike from E Neuman.
Alfred E Neuman seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
E Neuman pushes off an throws an elbow but McCoy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
E Neuman displaying some good clinch control by pressing McCoy up against the ropes.
E Neuman tries to land knees in the clinch but McCoy avoids the damage to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman swings wildly with an uppercut but McCoy uses good head movement to avoid it.
McCoy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. E Neuman is defending well for now.
Knees in the clinch landing for E Neuman.
E Neuman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McCoy backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McCoy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite E Neuman's efforts to push away.
McCoy missing with knees to the body.
E Neuman swings wildly with an uppercut but McCoy uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A nice right hand lands inside from McCoy.
E Neuman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
McCoy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alfred E Neuman takes that one, thanks to the knockdown.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

McCoy moves in looking to clinch but E Neuman pushes him off.
McCoy fails in his attempt to clinch.
McCoy tries to close the distance and clinch up but E Neuman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
E Neuman throws a jab when McCoy was well out of range.
McCoy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but E Neuman was well out of range. Poor timing from McCoy.
E Neuman swings for the body but McCoy moves out of range.
McCoy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as E Neuman throws out the jab.
McCoy throws a solid leg kick but E Neuman takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McCoy.
McCoy chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
E Neuman throws a lazy right hand but McCoy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McCoy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on E Neuman. That did some damage!

E Neuman has closed the distance and engaged McCoy in a clinch.
McCoy avoiding damage as E Neuman throws knees to the body.
E Neuman scores with a shot to the side of McCoy's head.
E Neuman with a knee to the head.
E Neuman struggles to land a body shot inside as McCoy controls his hands.
McCoy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with E Neuman's elbow.
E Neuman has thrown a lot of knees so far in this fight and we're lead to believe that's something he's been working on the gym prior to this fight.
E Neuman throws an elbow but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman missing with knees to the body.
E Neuman tries a body shot but McCoy blocks it.
McCoy lands a nice knee to the body.
E Neuman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This has been an exciting period of action!
E Neuman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McCoy is defending well for now.
A short body shot lands from McCoy as the two fighters clinch.
E Neuman tries to land a knee to the head but McCoy blocks with his arms.
McCoy tries to land a knee to the head but E Neuman blocks with his arms.
E Neuman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McCoy crunches a lovely knee into E Neuman's ribcage.
McCoy blocks the elbow strike.
McCoy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. E Neuman is defending well for now.
McCoy putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has E Neuman in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McCoy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but E Neuman blocks it with crossed arms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCoy connects with a nasty looking knee right to E Neuman's face.
McCoy connects with a knee to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McCoy working E Neuman over with knees to the body.
McCoy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
McCoy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
E Neuman dodges an elbow strike from McCoy.
McCoy misses with a hook to the ribs.
McCoy looking to throw knees to the head but E Neuman is blocking nicely.
E Neuman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
E Neuman working aggressively here.
E Neuman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McCoy blocks it with crossed arms.
A frustrated look appears on E Neuman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
McCoy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through E Neuman's defenses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McCoy.
A short left from McCoy.
McCoy with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McCoy misses with a hook to the ribs.
E Neuman misses with an elbow strike.
McCoy lands a right hand.
McCoy lands a good knee to the midsection. E Neuman won't want to take too many of those.
E Neuman avoids a wild elbow strike from McCoy.
McCoy scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McCoy tries to land a knee to the head but E Neuman blocks with his arms.
McCoy unloads a knee to the mid-section.
McCoy working E Neuman over with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for McCoy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hank McCoy clearly takes that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

A good leg kick by McCoy.
The crowd cheers as McCoy lands an impressive looking overhand right. E Neuman doesn't seem phased though.
McCoy looks to clinch
and E Neuman counters with a body kick that stops McCoy in his tracks momentarily.
McCoy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McCoy thows a body kick. E Neuman tries to catch it but that hurt him.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! E Neuman crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from McCoy - the referee stops the clock and E Neuman gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says McCoy. E Neuman manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
McCoy on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
E Neuman tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McCoy fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCoy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

E Neuman moves into the clinch.
McCoy misses with an elbow over the top.
E Neuman avoiding damage as McCoy throws knees to the body.
McCoy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
E Neuman tries to stall but McCoy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
E Neuman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
McCoy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
McCoy throws a head punch that misses.
E Neuman slows down the pace here.
E Neuman stalling in the clinch but McCoy improves position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCoy is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
E Neuman is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
McCoy scores with a shot to the side of E Neuman's head.
E Neuman takes a knee to the side of the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McCoy scores a nice knee to the body.
Good body shot from McCoy.
McCoy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. E Neuman is defending well for now.
McCoy is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McCoy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
E Neuman managing to block the knees to the body from McCoy.
McCoy lands a nice knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCoy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McCoy lands a nice knee to the body.
McCoy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
McCoy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
E Neuman misses with the head strike.
E Neuman misses with a hook to the ribs.
E Neuman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McCoy.
E Neuman misses with a hook to the ribs.
McCoy tries to work over E Neuman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McCoy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but E Neuman blocks it with crossed arms.
McCoy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
E Neuman takes an elbow to the forehead.
McCoy tries to land a knee to the head but E Neuman blocks with his arms.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCoy keeps control of E Neuman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
E Neuman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
With the fighters up against the ropes, McCoy throws an elbow but misses.
E Neuman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McCoy blocks it with crossed arms.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, E Neuman just misses with a elbow thrown towards McCoy's brow.
E Neuman tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McCoy throws an elbow but it misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McCoy scores a nice knee to the body.
McCoy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through E Neuman's defenses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McCoy with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McCoy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
E Neuman misses with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hank McCoy had his way with Alfred E Neuman in that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

McCoy connects with an inside leg kick.
A good leg kick by McCoy.
E Neuman connects with a leg kick. McCoy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

E Neuman closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Come on E Neuman - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
E Neuman's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
E Neuman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
E Neuman lands a left hand that snaps the head of McCoy backwards.
A head punch on the inside from E Neuman fails to land.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McCoy avoiding damage as E Neuman throws knees to the body.
McCoy has E Neuman pressed against the ropes, preventing E Neuman from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCoy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. E Neuman is defending well for now.
E Neuman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
E Neuman misses with a short punch on the inside.
E Neuman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McCoy avoids it.
E Neuman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
McCoy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
E Neuman struggles to land a body shot inside as McCoy controls his hands.
E Neuman managing to block the knees to the body from McCoy.
McCoy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
E Neuman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McCoy avoids it.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
E Neuman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from E Neuman.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
E Neuman tries to land a knee to the head but McCoy blocks with his arms.
McCoy blocks an elbow strike.
McCoy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
E Neuman with a knee to the head.
McCoy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from E Neuman.
E Neuman throws an elbow that misses.
E Neuman tries to land a knee to the head but McCoy blocks with his arms.
E Neuman trying to land knees to the body.
McCoy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but E Neuman blocks it with crossed arms.
E Neuman misses with a knee to the head.
E Neuman misses with a knee strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman misses with a punch to the body.
McCoy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
McCoy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McCoy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McCoy gets through E Neuman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by McCoy as E Neuman tries to tie him up.
McCoy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and E Neuman avoids it.
E Neuman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
McCoy lands an elbow just above E Neuman 's eye.

McCoy has his opponent in a tight Thai clinch and unloads with a massive knee that drops E Neuman to the canvas! Can E Neuman beat the count? 3,4,5,6 and he's up... is he? Yes, he's up! The referee is taking a long look at him and he's going to allow it to continue!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
That kick from McCoy tenderised E Neuman's leg. E Neuman is trying to keep his angry face on.

McCoy clinches up with E Neuman and pushes him back against the ropes.
McCoy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
McCoy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
E Neuman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
McCoy lands a hook to the side of the head.
E Neuman misses with a knee to the head.
McCoy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
E Neuman pushes off an throws an elbow but McCoy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, McCoy just misses with a elbow thrown towards E Neuman's brow.
E Neuman trying to land knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Alfred E Neuman.
I think E Neuman has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 47:46
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 47:46
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 47:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hank McCoy!
Hank McCoy retains his super heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Hank McCoy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.