|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Balance Neut (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Machine Gun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Neut comes to the cage accompanied by We're Not Gonna Take It. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
 |
|
 |
| 189 cm
28
200 lbs
8 - 2 - 0 |
|
189 cm
20
220 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
|
Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Balance Neut!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Machine Gun!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Andrew Berry and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gun ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Gun misses with a wild body shot.
Gun misses with a looping left.
Gun misses the shot to the body.
Gun ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Neut moves away.
Gun looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Neut misses with the combination.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Neut.
Neut is looking to land body kicks.
Neut lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Balance Neut seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
An inside leg kick from Neut misses.
Neut ducks under a wild hook from Gun.
Neut blocks a jab.
Neut misses with a wild combination.
Gun misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Neut tries to clinch but Gun is having none of it.
Neut tries to close the distance and clinch but Gun swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Neut will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Neut tries to clinch but Gun is having none of it.
Neut wants to land a leg kick but Gun is out of range.
Neut tries to bum rush Gun with a series of wild strikes but Gun uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A head kick misses from Neut.
A punch combination from Neut misses.
Neut looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Neut throws a right and a left that both miss.
Neut fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Neut throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Neut takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Balance Neut is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Neut. Gun does a little dance to reset his feet.
Neut throws a half hearted mid kick.
Neut is looking to clinch but Gun is avoiding it.
Neut takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Gun scores with a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gun rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Neut moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nice defenses there by Neut.
A left and a right from Neut both land. Nice combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A combination from Neut does no damage.
Neut misses with a body kick.
Neut throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Neut wants to clinch.
Gun throws an overhand right that lands on Neut's shoulder, as Neut tries to avoid the shot.
Gun scores with a jab to the body.
Gun tries to score a power double leg takedown but Neut sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Gun somewhat.
Gun lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Neut circles away quickly and effectively.
Gun checks the leg kick nicely there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Neut.
Gun moves out of range as Neut throws a body kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Gun misses the target.
Neut throws a body punch but Gun moves out of range.
Gun cracks Neut with a good jab.
Gun throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gun will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gun slips under a jab from Neut.
Gun misses with a wild combination.
Neut throws a nice looking combination but Gun bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Neut takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Gun sizes up Neut with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Neut swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Gun to counter with a crisp jab.
Gun loads up on a big right hand but Neut slips the punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neut throws out a powerful jab.
Gun throws the left hand but Neut avoids the punch easily.
Neut misses with the combination.
Neut moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gun digs a good body shot into Neut's ribs.
Gun scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Neut doesn't seem bothered though.
Gun misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Neut.
Neut throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gun misses with a double jab.
Neut misses with a series of wild punches.
Gun scores with a hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gun lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Neut circles away quickly and effectively.
Neut misses with a body kick.
Gun uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Neut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Machine Gun will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Gun lands with a right hand.
Machine Gun seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Gun's corner calls for a 1-2. Gun obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Neut throws a series of punches but Gun avoids them all with ease.
Neut throws a series of punches but Gun moves out of range.
Neut swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Neut steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Gun.
Neut fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Neut tries to move into range but Gun moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Neut throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Neut tries to work over Gun's front leg with a kick but Gun checks it.
Gun misses with a hook.
Neut throws a body punch but Gun moves out of range.
Neut throws a right hand that Gun ducks under and follows up with a left that Gun also avoids with ease.
Neut throws a sloppy head kick and Gun moves out of range easily.
Neut doesn't manage to clinch there - Gun circles away.
Neut fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gun manages to avoid it.
Neut throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Neut.
Gun scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Neut attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Neut takes a swing at Gun's ribcage but misses.
Gun takes a swing at Neut's ribcage but misses.
Neut throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gun takes a swing at Neut's ribcage but misses.
Neut throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Gun throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Balance Neut is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Neut dodges the punch combination from Gun.
Neut throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gun.
Neut misses with an uppercut. Gun saw that one coming.
Neut pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Gun scores with a sloppy right hand. Neut should have avoided that one.
Neut is looking to wear down Gun with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Neut tries to bum rush Gun with a series of wild strikes but Gun uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neut tries to clinch there but Gun circles away.
Gun scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Gun slips a jab and a cross from Neut.
Gun paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gun throws a shot from downtown. Neut moves away and avoids it.
Gun blocks a head kick by Neut.
Gun blocks a head kick by Neut.
Neut just misses with a punch to the body.
Gun tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Neut was well out of range. Poor timing from Gun.
Neut throws a right hand that Gun ducks under and follows up with a left that Gun also avoids with ease.
A decent looking cross lands there for Gun.
Neut throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Gun counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Neut swings for the body but Gun moves out of range.
Gun keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Neut throws a right and a left that both miss.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neut's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Gun connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Neut scrambles back to his feet.
Gun blocks a head kick by Neut.
Gun misses with a body shot.
Neut misses with a body kick.
Gun stuns Neut with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Neut throws a head kick that misses.
Neut misses with a kick to the body.
Gun thows a body shot but no joy.
Neut misses with a wild combination.
Neut tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Gun takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Neut throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Gun throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Neut swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Gun counters with a three punch combo that has Neut backing up. Neut nods at Gun to acknowledge the strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gun has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Neut finds it's way round the side to connect with Gun's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Neut misses the target.
Neut just misses with a punch to the body.
Gun avoids the body shot from Neut.
Gun scores with a one two! Neut had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Nice uppercut there from Gun.
A punch combination from Neut misses.
Neut thows a body kick. Gun tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Neut is looking to land body kicks.
A cross from Gun lands.
A looping hook to the body misses from Neut. Gun does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gun misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Neut throws a nice head kick!
Gun swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gun throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Neut.
Gun throws a jab when Neut was well out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Machine Gun showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Gun uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Neut.
Gun tests Neut's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Neut misses with an attempted mid kick.
Neut swings widly with a right hand
and Gun counters with a stiff right hand.
Neut slips under a jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Gun as he connects with a hook.
Neut looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Neut does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Gun tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Neut swivels and escapes.
Gun scores with the left hand. Neut knows he should have avoided that one.
Good leg kick by Neut there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Gun connects with a crisp jab.
Some wild striking there from Gun.
Gun throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice defenses there by Gun.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Neut wants to clinch up but Gun keeps it at a distance.
Gun keeps the fight on the outside.
Neut goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Neut misses with a hook to the body
and Gun counters with a left and a right that stings Neut.
Gun tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Neut was well out of range. Poor timing from Gun.
Gun swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Neut takes a swing at Gun's ribcage but misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Neut. Gun does a little dance to reset his feet.
Neut will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gun scores with a decent looking hook.
Gun digs a good hook to Neut's body.
Neut walks into a jab.
Gun cracks Neut with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Neut slips a jab from Gun.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gun fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Neut throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gun misses with a hook.
Neut misses the shot to the body.
Neut tries to clinch up but Gun circles away and keeps his distance.
Neut tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Neut throws the kick towards the body but Gun avoids it.
Nice takedown defense from Neut. No joy for Gun on that attempt.
Neut lands a lovely overhand right.
Gun moves out of range as Neut throws a body kick.
A punch combination from Gun misses.
Neut avoids a punch combination nicely.
Neut throws a head kick but Gun moves out of range.
Neut misses with a two punch combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gun misses with the combination.
Neut misses with a body punch
and Gun counters with a series of strikes. Neut will be more careful next time no doubt.
Neut staying out of range there.
Neut lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Gun cracks Neut with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Gun avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Neut defending well as Gun loads up on a big left hand.
Gun throws a body punch but Neut moves out of range.
Gun takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Gun looks to score with a jab to the body but Neut is just out of range.
Gun throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Neut.
Gun takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Neut throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gun avoids the head kick by Neut.
Neut feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Guns jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Balance Neut has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gun thows a body shot but no joy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good standup being displayed there by Neut as he connects with a hook.
A jab from Gun does it's job there.
Gun drops his hands momentarily and Neut takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Neut thows a body shot but no joy.
Neut ducks right into an uppercut from Gun.
Neut throws a body punch but Gun moves out of range.
Gun scores with the left hand. Neut knows he should have avoided that one.
Gun scores with a crisp jab that stopped Neut in his tracks.
Gun lands a nice looking body shot.
Gun scores with a jab to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A punch combination from Neut misses.
Neut looks to land a body kick but Gun moved away.
Machine Gun is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Neut scores with a jab to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Machine Gun comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Gun has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Machine Gun!
A very excited looking Machine Gun rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
100% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
