PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simon Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cockenschtuff has chosen Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Lester Cockenschtuff enters the cage!

Williams
vs
Cockenschtuff

193 cm
35
263 lbs
33 - 7 - 1

193 cm
31
269 lbs
24 - 10 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Simon Williams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Donald Grub and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cockenschtuff takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A clash of legs there as Williams blocks the low kick.
A punch lands to the side of Cockenschtuff 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hook to the body.
Williams throws a body kick that misses.
A leg kick checked by Cockenschtuff.
Crunch! Williams slams his shin into Cockenschtuff's torso.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Williams throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cockenschtuff moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Williams uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cockenschtuff.
Williams throws out a loose jab but Cockenschtuff uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice looking body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Williams. Cockenschtuff does a little dance to reset his feet.
Williams misses with a hook. Cockenschtuff ducked under it nicely.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Williams.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff is looking to clinch but Williams is avoiding it.
Williams circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cockenschtuff works Williams's body with a nice hook.
Lester Cockenschtuff is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Williams throws an overhand right that lands on Cockenschtuff's shoulder, as Cockenschtuff tries to avoid the shot.
Williams pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Williams shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Williams throws a push kick but Cockenschtuff slaps the foot to one side.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Williams.
Williams fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Simon Williams. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Williams misses with a right hand
and Cockenschtuff makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Williams.
Some bone on bone action there as Cockenschtuff checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Williams looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff thows a body shot but no joy.
Williams looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Williams takes one to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cockenschtuff throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Cockenschtuff clinches up against the cage.
Cockenschtuff scores with a shoulder strike.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Williamss head.
Williams tries for a takedown but Cockenschtuff manages to get underhooks.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Williams as Cockenschtuff tries to tie him up.
Williams misses with the head strike.
Cockenschtuff blocking some punches.
Cockenschtuff doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cockenschtuff is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Williams is defending well for now.
Cockenschtuff lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cockenschtuff misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short left from Cockenschtuff.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Williams avoiding damage as Cockenschtuff throws knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Williams throws a head punch that misses.
Williams working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Williams fails to land.
Cockenschtuff blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cockenschtuff gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Simon Williams has been cut.
Williams fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cockenschtuff tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Williams blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hand that snaps the head of Williams backwards.
A short uppercut from Williams.
Cockenschtuff lands a left hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cockenschtuff.
Williams misses with the head strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cockenschtuff lands with a light punch inside.
Cockenschtuff lands an uppercut.

Williams is rocked!
Cockenschtuff pushes Williams against the cage. Cockenschtuff is working some dirty boxing. Cockenschtuff pushes off with a quick right hook! Williams goes down! Williams tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Cockenschtuff moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lester Cockenschtuff!
A relieved looking Lester Cockenschtuff thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Simon Williams had this to say: 'I think that is it for me. Thank you to all my fans, but the depopping has ruined the game for me.'.