PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dumb McWasteoffuckingtime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randall Cunningham (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McWasteoffuckingtime might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Miracle - We Ain't Scared. Dumb McWasteoffuckingtime had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

McWasteoffuckingtime
vs
Cunningham

185 cm
28
195 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

188 cm
27
210 lbs
13 - 8 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumb McWasteoffuckingtime!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 1, fighting out of New York, Randall Cunningham!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Fedor Mirinova and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWasteoffuckingtime swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cunningham shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McWasteoffuckingtime lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cunningham has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cunningham and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands with a nice body kick.
McWasteoffuckingtime has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Valhalla Training Grounds in the buildup to the fight.
McWasteoffuckingtime looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
An inside leg kick from McWasteoffuckingtime misses.
McWasteoffuckingtime attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
McWasteoffuckingtime fails with an attempt to clinch.
McWasteoffuckingtime throws a solid leg kick but Cunningham takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McWasteoffuckingtime.
McWasteoffuckingtime throws a low kick but it's checked well by Cunningham.
Cunningham is looking to slow McWasteoffuckingtime down with leg kicks.
Cunningham misses with a few strikes there.
Cunningham takes a shot right to the bread basket.
McWasteoffuckingtime wants to clinch up but Cunningham keeps it at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cunningham wants to slow McWasteoffuckingtime down by chopping away at his legs.
Cunningham misses with a low kick.

McWasteoffuckingtime clinches up against the cage.
Cunningham working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cunningham lands a body punch in the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, McWasteoffuckingtime throws an elbow but misses.
McWasteoffuckingtime throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cunningham blocks it with crossed arms.
Cunningham tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McWasteoffuckingtime's elbow.
McWasteoffuckingtime unloads a knee to the mid-section. Cunningham lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Cunningham blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cunningham stalling against the cage.
McWasteoffuckingtime misses with a short punch on the inside.
McWasteoffuckingtime trying to stall but Cunningham improves his position.
McWasteoffuckingtime goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Cunningham.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cunningham misses with a hook to the ribs.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands an uppercut.
Cunningham controlling the action here for a moment.
Cunningham struggles to land a body shot inside as McWasteoffuckingtime controls his hands.
Cunningham blocking some punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from McWasteoffuckingtime.
Cunningham is trying to break the clinch but McWasteoffuckingtime is controlling him.
McWasteoffuckingtime is looking to control Cunningham's arms but Cunningham gets an underhook and turns him. Now McWasteoffuckingtime has his back to the cage.
Cunningham trying to land knees to the body.

Cunningham's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A head kick misses from McWasteoffuckingtime.
Cunningham thows a leg kick but McWasteoffuckingtime checks it
and McWasteoffuckingtime counters with an inside leg kick.
Cunningham scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. McWasteoffuckingtime doesn't seem bothered though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cunningham throws a leg kick which misses McWasteoffuckingtime's front leg but catches the back leg as McWasteoffuckingtime tries to avoid it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cunningham.
Dumb McWasteoffuckingtime seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A thudding body kick lands there by Cunningham!
Cunningham chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McWasteoffuckingtime can pounce on him.
A punch combination from Cunningham misses.
McWasteoffuckingtime with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McWasteoffuckingtime thumps Cunningham with a low kick.
McWasteoffuckingtime misses with a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands with a slapping head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cunningham checks the leg kick nicely there.
McWasteoffuckingtime tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cunningham looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cunningham scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
McWasteoffuckingtime throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cunningham fails with the takedown.
Cunningham throws a leg kick but McWasteoffuckingtime sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cunningham fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWasteoffuckingtime manages to avoid it.
McWasteoffuckingtime misses the shot to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWasteoffuckingtime slips under a jab.
Cunningham jabs at McWasteoffuckingtime's body.
Cunningham ducks under a wild hook from McWasteoffuckingtime.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dumb McWasteoffuckingtime will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Cunningham misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cunningham moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
McWasteoffuckingtime throws a chopping leg kick but Cunningham manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands with a shot to the body.
Cunningham throws a low kick but McWasteoffuckingtime moves out of range easily.
A clash of legs there as Cunningham blocks the low kick.
McWasteoffuckingtime tries to clinch but Cunningham moves out of range.
Cunningham's hands are dropping dangerously low here and McWasteoffuckingtime connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Cunningham scrambles back to his feet.
Cunningham motions for McWasteoffuckingtime to come forward. Cunningham throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWasteoffuckingtime throws a sloppy head kick and Cunningham moves out of range easily.
McWasteoffuckingtime misses with a body kick.
McWasteoffuckingtime scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting McWasteoffuckingtime here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWasteoffuckingtime chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Cunningham can pounce on him.
McWasteoffuckingtime lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cunningham circles away quickly and effectively.
McWasteoffuckingtime throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cunningham misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dumb McWasteoffuckingtime is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McWasteoffuckingtime lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cunningham has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cunningham and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Cunningham lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cunningham misses with a low kick.
Dumb McWasteoffuckingtime is winning the standup battle so far.
McWasteoffuckingtime takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
McWasteoffuckingtime scores with a leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cunningham blocks a head kick by McWasteoffuckingtime.
Cunningham shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McWasteoffuckingtime as he avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cunningham misses with the combination.
Cunningham scores with a punch to the head.
McWasteoffuckingtime avoids the head kick by Cunningham.
McWasteoffuckingtime on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cunningham tries a low kick but McWasteoffuckingtime avoids it.
Cunningham buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cunningham checks the leg kick nicely there.
McWasteoffuckingtime throws a front kick that sends Cunningham stumbling back into the cage.
McWasteoffuckingtime scores with a jab.
McWasteoffuckingtime chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Cunningham as he checks the leg kick.
McWasteoffuckingtime fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cunningham has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Cunningham checks a low kick from McWasteoffuckingtime.
McWasteoffuckingtime takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Cunningham misses with a looping right.
Cunningham moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
McWasteoffuckingtime throws a looping overhand right but Cunningham ducks down to avoid it.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands with a thumping leg kick.
McWasteoffuckingtime with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWasteoffuckingtime ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cunningham moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWasteoffuckingtime moves out of range as Cunningham throws a body kick.
McWasteoffuckingtime connects with an inside leg kick.
A clash of legs there as McWasteoffuckingtime blocks the low kick.
McWasteoffuckingtime pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Good work by Cunningham as he checks the leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by McWasteoffuckingtime. That's going to slow Cunningham down.
Cunningham misses with a leg kick
and McWasteoffuckingtime counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cunningham's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McWasteoffuckingtime plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cunningham has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McWasteoffuckingtime finds it's way round the side to connect with Cunningham's head.

Cunningham is rocked!
McWasteoffuckingtime wants to land a leg kick but Cunningham is out of range.
Cunningham displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dumb McWasteoffuckingtime dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

McWasteoffuckingtime drives through and clinches with Cunningham against the cage.
McWasteoffuckingtime prevents a body shot from Cunningham.
McWasteoffuckingtime tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cunningham's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McWasteoffuckingtime.
Cunningham tries to land a knee to the head but McWasteoffuckingtime blocks with his arms.
McWasteoffuckingtime misses with an elbow over the top.
McWasteoffuckingtime unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Cunningham wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McWasteoffuckingtime has him pressed against the cage.
Dumb McWasteoffuckingtime has scored more points in the clinch so far.
McWasteoffuckingtime misses with the head strike.
Cunningham is trying to break free.
Cunningham misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McWasteoffuckingtime.
McWasteoffuckingtime lands an elbow inside.
McWasteoffuckingtime trying to land knees to the body.
McWasteoffuckingtime tries to land a knee to the head but Cunningham blocks with his arms.
McWasteoffuckingtime throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cunningham blocks it with crossed arms.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as McWasteoffuckingtime takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Cunningham trying to stall but McWasteoffuckingtime improves his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWasteoffuckingtime managing to block the knees to the body from Cunningham.
McWasteoffuckingtime tries to throw a body punch but Cunningham avoids it by throwing McWasteoffuckingtime back against the cage.

Cunningham breaks from the clinch.
Cunningham throws a low kick but McWasteoffuckingtime avoids it.
McWasteoffuckingtime walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cunningham checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cunningham moves out of range of the leg kick from McWasteoffuckingtime.
Cunningham lands a really nice looking cross but McWasteoffuckingtime seems unphased.
McWasteoffuckingtime walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

McWasteoffuckingtime is rocked!
McWasteoffuckingtime wants to stay close but Cunningham steps back to make room for something. McWasteoffuckingtime seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Cunningham and McWasteoffuckingtime drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Randall Cunningham!
Randall Cunningham bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.