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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wade Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wilson comes into the arena with N.S. blaring out of the sound system. Fuckwell comes into a darkened arena with his song building. call to prayer kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Wade Wilson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 11 - 1, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Steven Brown and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A cross from Fuckwell lands.
Fuckwell fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wilson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Sensei Sens's & co. Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Fuckwell swats away the attempt to clinch by Wilson.
Fuckwell loads up on a big right hand but Wilson slips the punch.
Good exchange - Fuckwell coming out on top.
A big left from Fuckwell misses.
Fuckwell lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fuckwell lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Fuckwell looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wilson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wilson takes a swing at Fuckwell's ribcage but misses.
Good shot there by Fuckwell.
Wilson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fuckwell. Fuckwell obviously looking to wear him down.
Wilson moves out of range of the leg kick from Fuckwell.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Fuckwell.
Wilson throws a lazy body kick
and Fuckwell makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Wilson checks a leg kick.
Wilson blocks a jab.
A jab from Fuckwell misses.
Wilson keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Fuckwell scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fuckwell throws an off balance right hand
enabling Wilson to counter with a crisp jab.
Fuckwell misses with a wild body shot.
Fuckwell lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Wilson at a distance.
Wilson moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fuckwell bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Wilson's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fuckwell uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wilson.
Fuckwell moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wilson misses with a low kick.
A swing and a miss from Fuckwell.
Wilson tries to clinch up
and Fuckwell counters with a stiff right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell checks a leg kick.
Fuckwell misses with a left hand
and Wilson counters with a right hand to the body.
Wilson takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Fuckwell rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Wilson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Wilson blocks it.
Wilson misses with a kick to the body.
Fuckwell misses with a body kick.
Fuckwell feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Wilsons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Fuckwell swings widly with a right hand
and Wilson counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Fuckwell has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wilson has Fuckwell pressed against the cage, preventing Fuckwell from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Wilson swings wildly with an uppercut but Fuckwell uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wilson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fuckwell breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fuckwell throws a shot to the body.
Wilson avoids the head kick by Fuckwell.
Wilson avoids the body shot from Fuckwell.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell misses with a straight left.
Fuckwell thumps Wilson with a low kick.
Wilson slips a jab from Fuckwell.
Wilson attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Fuckwell misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wilson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Wilson blocks a low kick nicely.
A big right from Fuckwell misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wilson fakes the leg kick and cracks Fuckwell in the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wilson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fuckwell's head.
Fuckwell misses with a body punch
and Wilson counters with a nice leg kick.
Wilson with a nice cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Fuckwell avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fuckwell throws a big shot that misses.
Fuckwell tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fuckwell checks a low kick from Wilson.
Wilson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fuckwell circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wilson just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuckwell swings for the body but Wilson moves out of range.
Fuckwell takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Wilson does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Fuckwell throws the left hand but Wilson avoids the punch easily.
Fuckwell cracks Wilson with an open hand slap.
Wilson throws a head kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fuckwell lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wilson has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wilson and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fuckwell misses the shot to the body.
Fuckwell throws a combination that misses
and Wilson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fuckwell changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A head kick misses from Wilson.
A bone on bone clash there as Wilson blocks the leg kick.
Fuckwell with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Fuckwell is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wilson.
A good leg kick by Wilson.
Fuckwell looks to throw the jab but Wilson is out of range.
Fuckwell takes a swing at Wilson's ribcage but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fuckwell, right into the meat.
Fuckwell scores with a nice head shot.
Fuckwell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Wilson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fuckwell scores with a hook to the body. Wilson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuckwell misses with a double jab
and Wilson counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fuckwell is trying to keep Wilson in close.
Wilson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Wilson trying to control but Fuckwell is working from the bottom.
Wilson stops Fuckwell from standing up.
Wilson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Wilson is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Wilson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fuckwell throws a body punch but Wilson moves out of range.
Fuckwell connects with a body shot.
Fuckwell throws a body punch but Wilson moves out of range.
Wilson drops his hands momentarily and Fuckwell takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Wilson finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Fuckwell takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fuckwell misses with an uppercut. Wilson saw that one coming.
Wilson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wilson takes a head kick and keeps coming.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wilson takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fuckwell throws a chopping leg kick but Wilson manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Fuckwell swings for the body but Wilson moves out of range.
Fuckwell scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Wilson is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Fuckwell looks to land a combination but Wilson avoids it well.
Fuckwell cracks Wilson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuckwell getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Wilson has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Fuckwell throws an overhand right that lands on Wilson's shoulder, as Wilson tries to avoid the shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fuckwell blocks a head kick by Wilson.
Fuckwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuckwell throws out a leg kick but Wilson moves out of range and Fuckwell only half commits.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyeonly Fuckwell showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Nice uppercut lands for Wilson. That snapped Fuckwell's head back.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fuckwell misses with a hook to the body
and Wilson counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fuckwell lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wilson's sensitive parts.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses.
Wilson takes one to the chin there.
Sloppy strikes from Fuckwell. Those never looked like landing.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fuckwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wilson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wilson moves out of range as Fuckwell strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wilson. Fuckwell does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell thows a body shot but no joy.
Wilson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fuckwell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wilson manages to avoid it.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wilson.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wilson.
Nice cross by Wilson.
Fuckwell darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Fuckwell looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Fuckwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Wilson blocks it.
Fuckwell misses the shot to the body.
Fuckwell misses with a low kick.
Wade Wilson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a lazy head kick
and Wilson counters with a thumping low kick.
Wilson moves in looking to clinch but Fuckwell pushes him off.
Fuckwell clobbers Wilson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Wilson tries to land a front kick but Fuckwell steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wilson instigates a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Wilson fails to land.
Wilson working aggressively here.
Wilson prevents Fuckwell from breaking the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuckwell wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wilson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wilson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wilson scores with a hook to the body.
Fuckwell takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wilson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fuckwell's efforts to push away.
Fuckwell escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fuckwell misses with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Fuckwell throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wilson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fuckwell.
Wilson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fuckwell swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuckwell throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fuckwell throws a combination. Wilson tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Fuckwell slips under a jab from Wilson.
Fuckwell misses with a hook.
Wilson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wilson wants to clinch up but Fuckwell keeps it at a distance.
A jab from Wilson does it's job there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell moves out of range of the strikes.
Fuckwell scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Wilson throws the kick towards the body but Fuckwell avoids it.
Fuckwell scores with a jab to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Fuckwell.
Wilson moves out of range of the leg kick from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell tries to score with a low kick but Wilson moves his leg out of the way.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A slow jab from Wilson misses its intended target.
Wilson tries to clinch but Fuckwell moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fuckwell lands a right hook to the body.
Fuckwell cracks a nice hook into Wilson's ribs.
Some bone on bone action there as Fuckwell checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Eyeonly Fuckwell.
I've got Fuckwell winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyeonly Fuckwell!
An intense looking Eyeonly Fuckwell took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Know this brothers, it is our duty to spread islam and rid the world of infidels, this is your duty as a muslim, if it means killing children.... we kill children'.
The defeated Wade Wilson had this to say: 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.
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