PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Borat Sagdiyev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dave Semenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sagdiyev kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Mamaliga. Semenko is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Popek - Pain be my guest. Dave Semenko looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Sagdiyev
vs
Semenko

191 cm
31
210 lbs
16 - 10 - 0

183 cm
36
213 lbs
28 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Elite Canadian Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Borat Sagdiyev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dave Semenko!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Gregory Folan and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Semenko.
Semenko thows a body kick. Sagdiyev tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Sagdiyev moves out of range as Semenko throws a body kick.
Dave Semenko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Semenko throws a sloppy head kick and Sagdiyev moves out of range easily.
Semenko fails to land the takedown.
Semenko misses with a head kick.
Semenko looks winded!
Semenko throws a head kick that misses.
Sagdiyev moves out of range of the body kick from Semenko.
Semenko misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Sagdiyev counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Dave Semenko has been cut.
Semenko throws a lazy head kick

and Sagdiyev counters with a nice right hand that sends Semenko toppling to the canvas! Semenko scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Sagdiyev finish him?!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Semenko throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Semenko throws a lazy head kick
and Sagdiyev scores with a counter punch that sends Semenko to the canvas! Sagdiyev smells blood - he's punishing Semenko with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Semenko has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Borat Sagdiyev!
Borat Sagdiyev managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Elite Canadian Threads, into his post fight interview.
In defeat, Dave Semenko stepped up to the mic, saying 'I will be back!'.