PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Taka Hana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Giordano Bruno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bruno has chosen Preliator as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hana
vs
Bruno

188 cm
33
265 lbs
20 - 5 - 1

194 cm
26
265 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Project Mayhem

Bad Man Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Taka Hana!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Giordano Bruno!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hana uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bruno.
Bruno lands with a nice body punch.
Bruno scores with a hook.

It looks like Taka Hana has been cut.
Hana misses with a body shot.
Bruno ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hana throws a lazy right hand but Bruno sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bruno misses with a wild body shot.
We've been informed that Bruno has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bruno cracks the inside of Hana's front leg.
Bruno throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bruno tries to work over Hana's front leg with a kick but Hana checks it.

Bruno rushes Hana and presses him up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hana has a couple of punches blocked by Bruno.
Bruno lands an uppercut.
Bruno lands a nice uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Bruno.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Bruno.
Hana is breathing heavily.
Hana takes an elbow to the forehead.
Bruno is working Hana over against the cage.

Bruno breaks the clinch.
Bruno scores with a jab to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A looping hook to the body misses from Bruno. Hana does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bruno doesn't manage to clinch there - Hana circles away.
Hana walks into a left hand.

Taka Hana's cut is getting worse.
Hana has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bruno.
Hana looks to throw the jab but Bruno is out of range.
Bruno lands with a good body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bruno.
Bruno lunges at Hana with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Hana's hand.
Bruno lands a leg kick that knocks Hana off balance momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bruno lands a big right hand that sends Hana crashing to the mat! Bruno stays standing though and waves Hana back to his feet!
Bruno dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bruno fakes the body blow, causing Hana to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Hana goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Giordano Bruno!
As Giordano Bruno got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Domine Iesu, Per vagitus Tui in praesepio pro me nascentis, Per lacrimas Tui in cruce pro me morientis, Per amorem Tui in tabernaculo pro me viventis, Miserere mei et salva me. '.