PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Slick Rick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mickey Sparks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rick comes to the cage accompanied by Women Lose Weight. Mickey Sparks will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Rick
vs
Sparks

172 cm
19
265 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

188 cm
19
276 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Slick Rick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mickey Sparks!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Dean Styles and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Sparks moves into the clinch successfully.
A short uppercut from Sparks.

It looks like Slick Rick has been cut.
Rick tries for a takedown. No joy.
A right hook to the body lands for Sparks.
Sparks is leaning against Rick and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Rick is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short right from Sparks.
Sparks lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Rick backwards.
Sparks content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Sparks.
A nice left hand lands by Sparks.
Rick takes a shot to the head.

Rick is rocked!

Slick Rick's cut is getting worse.
Sparks pushes Rick against the cage. Sparks is working some dirty boxing. Sparks pushes off with a quick right hook! Rick goes down! Rick tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Sparks moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mickey Sparks!
In defeat, Slick Rick stepped up to the mic, saying 'I darn near turned pale, and because of betrayal they indicted me, and gave me an impossible bail. '.