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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Spank Azz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barney Rubble (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barney Rubble will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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265 lbs
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265 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Spank Azz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Barney Rubble!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Yves DeLean and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rubble looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Rubble is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Azz has managed to free his arm - good work.
Azz has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Rubble is on him like a limpet, forcing Azz back against the cage.
Azz prevents a takedown attempt there.
Rubble is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Azz pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Azz pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Azz fails with a takedown attempt.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Rubble.
Spank Azz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barney Rubble.
Horrible takedown by Azz or perhaps it was just good defense by Rubble which made him look bad.
Azz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Rubble shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Azz as he jumps to the side.
Azz gets a double leg takedown into Rubble's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Azz stands up over Rubble, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Azz's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Azz chips away with some ground and pound.
Rubble is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Rubble really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Azz. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Rubble looks winded!
Azz is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Azz content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Azz landing some decent shots from guard.
Our spies down at at Slaughterhouse MMA (Redesigned) inform us that Rubble has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Azz stands up over Rubble, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Azz content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Rubble has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Azz can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Rubble has momentary wrist control but Azz slips an elbow through the middle.
Azz connects with a couple of short punches.
Rubble is rocked!
Azz with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Rubble is still in real trouble! Can Azz finish him?
Azz will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Azz scoring with some ground and pound.
Azz cracks Rubble with a solid left hand.
Azz makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Rubble should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Rubble has momentary wrist control but Azz slips an elbow through the middle.
Azz loads up on a big left hand. Rubble felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Azz looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Rubble can't hide his disappointment, as Azz celebrates the victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Spank Azz!
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hype
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