PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cornel Develutian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joseph Shoznes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shoznes has chosen O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Develutian
vs
Shoznes

203 cm
25
244 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

198 cm
25
253 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cornel Develutian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joseph Shoznes!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, William Gold and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Develutian throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shoznes checks the leg kick nicely there.
Develutian connects with a jab.
Develutian looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Shoznes ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Develutian moves away.
Shoznes misses with a head kick.
Shoznes on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Shoznes throws a jab when Develutian was well out of range.
Develutian lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Shoznes circles away quickly and effectively.
The fighters circle momentarily. Develutian darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Develutian connects with a solid leg kick.
Develutian keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shoznes misses the shot to the body.
Shoznes scores with a nice right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab lands there for Develutian.
Develutian will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Develutian throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Develutian connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Develutian slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Shoznes connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Develutian momentarily.
Shoznes throws a head kick that half lands.
A jab from Develutian misses.
Shoznes scores with a decent looking hook.
Develutian throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Shoznes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Shoznes misses with a head kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Develutian connects with a good right hand that stumbles Shoznes. Shoznes circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Shoznes tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Develutian manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Shoznes is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Develutian moves out of range of the body kick from Shoznes.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Develutian lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Shoznes has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Shoznes and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Shoznes lands with a slapping head kick.

Develutian is rocked!
Shoznes ducks under a wild hook from Develutian.
Oh Develutian is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shoznes digs a good body shot into Develutian's ribs.
Develutian is breathing heavily.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Shoznes - that will leave a mark!
Shoznes has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Shoznes grits his teeth and throws a big right-left combo! Develutian takes both shots clean on the chin and is out cold! Shoznes cracks him once more on his way down, as the crowd goes wild! They enjoyed that one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Joseph Shoznes!
Joseph Shoznes decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Cornel Develutian was interviewed post fight and said 'Thats right ladies and gentlemen, I am officially the shittest fighter of all time.'.