PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vincent Lontrame (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lontrame has chosen Knife Party by Deftones as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Anderson
vs
Lontrame

180 cm
28
184 lbs
18 - 10 - 2

170 cm
34
180 lbs
28 - 26 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Meet the Future

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 26 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Vincent Lontrame!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lontrame lands a nice leg kick that just misses Anderson's sensitive parts.
Lontrame tries to clinch there but Anderson circles away.
Lontrame misses with a looping left.
Anderson walks into a straight right hand from Lontrame.
Lontrame misses with a straight left.
Lontrame buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Anderson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Lontrame swivels and escapes.
Lontrame misses with a low kick.
Anderson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lontrame manages to avoid it.
Lontrame scoring well with a low kick there.
Lontrame swings for the body but Anderson moves out of range.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Lontrame has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lontrame is looking to land body kicks.
Anderson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Anderson darts in looking for a takedown but Lontrame gets double underhooks and turns Anderson into the cage.
Lontrame is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Anderson jumps guard but Lontrame stands there with Anderson around his waist. Anderson gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Anderson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Anderson tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Lontrame just stands there and leans against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lontrame escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lontrame with a jab.
Lontrame uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Anderson.
Anderson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lontrame throws a hook but Anderson blocks it.
Lontrame swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Anderson counters with a takedown into side control.
Lontrame tries to buck Anderson off but Anderson is having none of it.

Anderson tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lontrame can't do much from the bottom here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Anderson is trying to get an arm triangle but Lontrame is defending well.
Anderson fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Lontrame is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Lontrame is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Anderson asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Lontrame is not content to let Anderson control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Anderson thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Anderson landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Lontrame is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Anderson is controlling him well.

Anderson thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Anderson is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Lontrame knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson trying to control the action but Lontrame is working from the bottom.
We've been hearing that Anderson has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.

Anderson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Lontrame has escaped the position, nice work there.

Anderson tries for a kimura but Lontrame is defending well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Anderson looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Turd Anderson will probably get the nod.
That's time! Anderson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Lontrame thows a body kick. Anderson tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Anderson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Vincent Lontrame seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lontrame throws a leg kick that misses.
Anderson avoids the head kick by Lontrame.

Anderson shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Lontrame's guard.
Anderson with a flurry of punches that miss.
Lontrame wants to sweep here but Anderson controlling him for the moment.
Lontrame lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Anderson!

Lontrame is standing up out of mount! Strange tactic there - he must really want this one on the feet!
Anderson takes one to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Anderson fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Lontrame to the ground. Anderson is now in Lontrame's guard.
Lontrame trying to control the position.
Anderson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Anderson passes into half guard.

Anderson is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Lontrame doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Anderson.
Anderson is looking to advance position but Lontrame won't allow it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lontrame is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Lontrame has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Anderson is on him like a limpet, forcing Lontrame back against the cage.
Lontrame wants to get back to striking at distance but Anderson won't allow it.

Lontrame breaks from the clinch.
Lontrame tests Anderson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lontrame throws a leg kick but Anderson moved away.
A punch lands to the side of Anderson 's head but he takes it in his stride.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lontrame lands with a hook. Anderson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
An inside leg kick lands from Lontrame.
Lontrame looks to land a right hand but Anderson moved out of range.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Anderson.
Anderson fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Anderson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lontrame misses with an uppercut. Anderson saw that one coming.
Anderson scores with a jab to the jaw.
Lontrame feints a jab promting Anderson to slip. Lontrame then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Anderson slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Lontrame swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anderson ducks right into an uppercut from Lontrame.
Lontrame throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Anderson shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Lontrame looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson passes Lontrame's right leg, so he's now in half guard.

Anderson is looking for a kimura but Lontrame is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Anderson to get the leverage.
Anderson with the ground and pound but Lontrame uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Turd Anderson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Anderson looking to pass the guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anderson passes Lontrame's left leg - he's now in half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Lontrame is defending against the submission attempts here by Anderson.

Anderson is looking for a kimura but Lontrame is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Anderson to get the leverage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vincent Lontrame showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Lontrame is looking to chop away at Anderson's legs.
Lontrame missing with a left hand there. Anderson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice cross by Anderson.
Vincent Lontrame seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lontrame ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Anderson moves away.
Anderson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Lontrame looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Lontrame's jab looks to have found its range, popping Anderson under the eye.
Lontrame throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Anderson scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Vincent Lontrame is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Anderson connects with a body shot that sends Lontrame's belly button to the back.
Anderson throws a good cross that connects.
Anderson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lontrame.
Anderson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Anderson lands a slapping body shot.
Anderson scores with a hook to the body. Lontrame takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Anderson avoids the head kick by Lontrame.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Lontrame, as that shot connected.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lontrame with a hook.
Lontrame misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson throws a body punch but Lontrame moves out of range.
Anderson blocks the body kick.
Anderson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Lontrame sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Anderson moves out of range as Lontrame throws a body kick.
Anderson throws a body punch but Lontrame moves out of range.
Anderson shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Lontrame defends it nicely.
Lontrame lands a slapping body shot.
Anderson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lontrame.
Lontrame lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Lontrame.
Vincent Lontrame is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lontrame. Anderson does a little dance to reset his feet.
A big right from Lontrame misses.
Anderson scores with a body shot.
Lontrame takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A combination from Anderson does no damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lontrame throws a nice looking combination but Anderson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lontrame keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Anderson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lontrame throws a head kick but Anderson moves out of range.
Lontrame throws a nice head kick!

Anderson is rocked!
Anderson ducks into an uppercut from Lontrame and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vincent Lontrame!
As Vincent Lontrame got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I am like Kobe Bryant in a Colorado hotel room...I am unstoppable!!'.