PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Solid Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marshawn Lynch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Snake
vs
Lynch

185 cm
24
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
25
260 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Solid Snake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Marshawn Lynch!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lynch misses with a hook

and Snake counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Lynch not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Snake gets to his feet. Lynch looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Lynch ducks under a wild hook from Snake.
Snake has a takedown stuffed.

Snake moves into the clinch.
Lynch lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Solid Snake has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice elbow from Lynch.
Snake has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Lynch avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Lynch lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Snake or not.
Snake looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Lynch lands a damaging elbow.

Solid Snake's cut is getting worse.
Snake is breathing heavily.
Snake takes an elbow to the temple.

Solid Snake's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lynch scores with a hook to the body.
Lynch creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Snake's defenses.

Jeez, Solid Snake's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Solid Snake's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Marshawn Lynch!
A relieved looking Marshawn Lynch thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.