PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sam Stout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stout comes to the cage accompanied by Disturbed - Criminal. Fatherfockerusus has chosen Born to be wild by Steppenwolf as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Stout
vs
Fatherfockerusus

175 cm
34
168 lbs
29 - 24 - 0

186 cm
34
176 lbs
27 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sam Stout!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stout shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A big right from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Fatherfockerusus tries to work over Stout's front leg with a kick but Stout checks it.
Stout works Fatherfockerusus's body with a nice hook.
Stout throws a big shot that misses.
Stout swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook but Stout blocks it.
Stout throws a sloppy head kick
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Fatherfockerusus lands with an overhand left.
Fatherfockerusus ducks under a wild hook from Stout.
Stout scores with a shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Stout can pounce on him.
Good work by Fatherfockerusus as he checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stout lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fatherfockerusus at a distance.
Fatherfockerusus looks winded!
Fatherfockerusus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fatherfockerusus drops his hands momentarily and Stout takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick
letting Stout counter with a right hand.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fatherfockerusus. Stout does a little dance to reset his feet.
Stout connects with an inside leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws an overhand right that lands on Stout's shoulder, as Stout tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A chopping leg kick lands by Stout.
Stout changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fatherfockerusus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Stout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Stout cracks Fatherfockerusus with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Stout has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Fatherfockerusus to stand back up!

Fatherfockerusus is rocked!
Nice body punch from Stout.
Fatherfockerusus is still on wobbly legs! Can Stout finish him?
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Stout throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Fatherfockerusus is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sam Stout!
An out of breath Sam Stout thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.