PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Dick Dingleberry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eriku Landstrimma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dingleberry's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, PANTERA - F*CKING HOSTILE. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dingleberry
vs
Landstrimma

180 cm
34
145 lbs
27 - 14 - 2

164 cm
35
144 lbs
27 - 11 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Meet the Future

Zipp Zapp

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Dingleberry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 11 - 1, fighting out of New York, Eriku Landstrimma!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dingleberry, right into the meat.
Dingleberry checks a leg kick.
A head kick misses from Landstrimma.
Landstrimma thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dingleberry clobbers Landstrimma with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Landstrimma throws a sloppy head kick and Dingleberry moves out of range easily.
Landstrimma tries to clinch up.
Dingleberry checks a leg kick.
Dingleberry connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Landstrimma.
Landstrimma missing with a left hand there. Dingleberry was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dingleberry slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Dingleberry is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Landstrimma takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dingleberry cracks the inside of Landstrimma's front leg.
Landstrimma moves out of range of the body kick from Dingleberry.
Dingleberry misses with a body shot.
Landstrimma throws a head kick that misses.
A swing and a miss from Landstrimma.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Landstrimma misses with a wild body shot.
Landstrimma checks a leg kick.
Dingleberry missing with a left hand there. Landstrimma was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Landstrimma wants to clinch up but Dingleberry keeps it at a distance.
Landstrimma throws a body punch but Dingleberry moves out of range.
Dingleberry misses with a body shot
and Landstrimma counters with an inside leg kick.
Landstrimma is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Landstrimma finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dingleberry throws a big shot that misses.
Dingleberry misses with a straight right.

Dingleberry gets a takedown into half guard.
Dingleberry takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Landstrimma moves into full guard.
Landstrimma not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dingleberry looking to sit in guard and control but Landstrimma gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Landstrimma stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dingleberry swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Dingleberry looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landstrimma in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Dingleberry is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Landstrimma defends well.
Landstrimma lands a couple of decent looking shots.

Dingleberry is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Landstrimma has his hands clasped together but Dingleberry extends and breaks Landstrimma's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Dingleberry.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Dick Dingleberry!
Dick Dingleberry decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.