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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Kauko Partio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Partio's entrance music is Partio enters the arena, that's one mean looking little fucker right there!. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



150 cm
33
146 lbs
34 - 17 - 2
168 cm
39
158 lbs
38 - 16 - 1
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kauko Partio!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Sam Margolis and Colin Fotheringham.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Partio just misses with a punch to the body.
Partio scores with a leg kick.
McWeakhands ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Partio thows a leg kick but McWeakhands checks it
and McWeakhands counters with a stiff right hand.
McWeakhands's coach down at LOD - Quality Training was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on McWeakhands's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Partio looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Partio is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A thudding body kick lands there by McWeakhands!

McWeakhands gets a clinch.
Partio gets through McWeakhands's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Partio.

McWeakhands escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McWeakhands tries a head kick but it misses.
Partio looks to land a right hand but McWeakhands moved out of range.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
McWeakhands connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice cross by McWeakhands.
Partio takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
McWeakhands connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
McWeakhands works the jab nicely.
McWeakhands turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Partio misses with a head kick.
McWeakhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWeakhands swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Partio counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in McWeakhands's guard now.
Partio has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Partio trying to control the position from guard on top but McWeakhands is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Partio prevents McWeakhands from getting back to his feet.
McWeakhands pulls Partio in to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWeakhands wants to stand up but Partio is controlling him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands has control of Partio's left arm, preventing Partio from doing any damage.

Dumbass McWeakhands has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Partio moves away.
McWeakhands throws a sloppy body shot

and Partio counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for McWeakhands!
McWeakhands parries the strikes from Partio easily there. Partio is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable McWeakhands to escape.
Partio scores with punches from side control.
McWeakhands tries to improve position but can't.
Partio wants to control but McWeakhands is keeping him busy.
Partio in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Partio working away.
McWeakhands is looking to reverse the position.
You can see the frustration on McWeakhands's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Partio creates some space and throws a big elbow, but McWeakhands sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio throws an elbow but McWeakhands slips to the side and avoids it well.
McWeakhands wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
McWeakhands manages to get back to half guard.
McWeakhands pushes Partio off looking to stand but Partio dives back in and keeps control.

Partio is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
McWeakhands blocking the ground and pound attempt from Partio.
Partio wants to free his trapped foot but McWeakhands is holding on for dear life with his legs.
McWeakhands trying to control here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWeakhands wants to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Partio looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Partio working over McWeakhands with some ground and pound. McWeakhands looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
McWeakhands trying to hold on to Partio's head to control him but Partio postures up.

Partio is looking for a kimura but McWeakhands is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Partio to get the leverage.
McWeakhands tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Partio manages to move to mount!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWeakhands wants to try and get back to his feet.
McWeakhands is desperately trying to improve his position but Partio has a good base and remains in mount.
McWeakhands keeps trying to improve his position.
McWeakhands tries to buck Partio off but he can't manage it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Partio lands a couple of good shots and McWeakhands has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
McWeakhands is trying to stand back up.
McWeakhands is in bad spot here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Dumbass McWeakhands will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Ouch! a nice leg kick from Partio, right into the meat.
Partio is looking to chop away at McWeakhands's legs.
McWeakhands on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
McWeakhands lands a head kick. Partio smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Partio circles away from the clinch attempt.
A head kick from Partio lands but McWeakhands takes it in his stride.
McWeakhands throws a low kick, looking for Partio's leg but Partio calmly moves out of range.
A jab lands there for Partio.
McWeakhands tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Partio thumps McWeakhands with a low kick.
Partio tried to score with a low kick but McWeakhands checks it.
Partio avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McWeakhands avoids the head kick by Partio.
Partio will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWeakhands has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWeakhands. Partio does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWeakhands is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Partio looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
Partio loads up on a big right hand but McWeakhands slips the punch.
McWeakhands moves out of range as Partio strikes.
Partio misses with a body shot.
McWeakhands keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McWeakhands doesn't manage to clinch there - Partio circles away.
McWeakhands ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McWeakhands checks the leg kick nicely there.
McWeakhands avoids a kick to the body.
McWeakhands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWeakhands is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Partio rather than just go for the knockout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Partio throws a looping overhand right but McWeakhands ducks down to avoid it.
McWeakhands tries to land a leg kick but Partio saw it coming and moves away.
McWeakhands with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
Partio throws a right and a left that McWeakhands avoids nicely.
Kauko Partio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWeakhands checks a leg kick.
Partio looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Partio throws a hook to the side of McWeakhands's head but McWeakhands sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Partio drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Partio has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWeakhands is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Partio looking to pass the guard.
Partio is working hard here to advance position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWeakhands is looking to stand up but Partio isn't so interested in that idea.
McWeakhands seems keen to control Partio's posture.
Partio prevents McWeakhands from getting back to his feet.
Partio pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McWeakhands is keeping the position for now.
Partio trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Partio postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Partio with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
McWeakhands is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Partio is controlling him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Partio trying to control but McWeakhands is working from the bottom.
Partio advances position into side control!
McWeakhands tries to control the position but he's not in luck - Partio easily slips into full mount!
The referee warns McWeakhands that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Partio trying to control but McWeakhands is having none of it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWeakhands is working to get back to half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Partio lands a couple of good shots and McWeakhands has given up his back, trying to escape the position!

Partio is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but McWeakhands has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
McWeakhands is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Partio off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.
Partio throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kauko Partio dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.



McWeakhands instigates a clinch.
Partio tries to work over McWeakhands's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McWeakhands working aggressively here.
McWeakhands gets underhooks to prevent Partio's takedown attempt.
Partio's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Partio wants to get back to striking at distance but McWeakhands won't allow it.
McWeakhands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Partio's elbow.

Partio jumps into guard, dragging McWeakhands to the mat.
McWeakhands tries to free his leg and advance position but Partio is retaining full guard.

Partio throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Partio looking for a sweep. Not yet Partio, not yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Partio working for a triangle but McWeakhands defends it easily.

McWeakhands thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
McWeakhands wants to control from the top but Partio keeps moving.
Partio is trying to keep McWeakhands in close.
McWeakhands seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
McWeakhands advances position into side control!
Partio might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Partio is trying to control McWeakhands's posture but McWeakhands avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

McWeakhands tries for a kimura but Partio is defending well.
Partio is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on McWeakhands's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
McWeakhands wants to pass the guard but Partio is defending well.

McWeakhands is looking for submissions but instead, Partio has regained full guard.
Partio controls McWeakhands momentarily but McWeakhands frees himself.
McWeakhands stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Partio swivels though and keeps the full guard.
McWeakhands controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Kauko Partio overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands wants to control from the top but Partio keeps moving.
McWeakhands looking to pass the guard.
Partio tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
McWeakhands trying to control the position from guard on top but Partio is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Dumbass McWeakhands.
Partio lands with a straight right. McWeakhands didn't see that one coming.
A head kick misses from McWeakhands.
Partio throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Partio. McWeakhands does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWeakhands looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands connects with a leg kick. Partio looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
McWeakhands dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Partio. That did some damage!
Partio misses with an attempted mid kick.
Partio scores with a punch to the head.
McWeakhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Partio walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

Partio closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. McWeakhands did well to prevent Partio getting side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWeakhands wants to get back to full guard.
Partio is trying to control. McWeakhands wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Partio thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed McWeakhands's head.
Partio passes into side control, despite McWeakhands's attempt to control the position.
McWeakhands tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Dumbass McWeakhands just about did enough to take it.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McWeakhands.
Partio looks to throw the jab but McWeakhands is out of range.
Partio tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWeakhands was well out of range. Poor timing from Partio.
McWeakhands misses with a body kick.
McWeakhands slips a jab from Partio.
Partio moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Partio takes one on the button.
McWeakhands comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Partio tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWeakhands was well out of range. Poor timing from Partio.
McWeakhands throws a half hearted mid kick.
McWeakhands takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio blocks a head kick by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Partio.
Partio slips a jab from McWeakhands.
Partio just misses with a punch to the body.
McWeakhands slips under a jab from Partio.
Both fighters circling a little - McWeakhands finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Partio tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
McWeakhands fails in his attempt to clinch.
McWeakhands cracks a nice hook into Partio's ribs.
Partio cracks a nice hook into McWeakhands's ribs.
McWeakhands pivots, looking for a leg kick but Partio is out of range and McWeakhands settles back down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Partio.
Partio throws a head kick but McWeakhands moves out of range.
Partio takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Partio misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Partio thows a left - swing and a miss!
Partio gets cracked there but stands up to it.
McWeakhands has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWeakhands dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Partio. That did some damage!
Partio goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McWeakhands checks a leg kick.
Partio swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWeakhands tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio avoids the body shot from McWeakhands.
The fighters circling - Partio throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Partio needs to keep his hands up - McWeakhands had a free shot at his head there.
Partio attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
McWeakhands will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Partio is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
McWeakhands ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Partio throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Partio looks to land a right hand but McWeakhands moved out of range.
Partio shoots in and drives through. McWeakhands sprawls well.
McWeakhands misses with a leg kick

so Partio counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
McWeakhands wants to get back to his feet but Partio is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Partio postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands pulls Partio in close to prevent any damage.
McWeakhands wants to stand up but Partio is controlling him.
McWeakhands is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
McWeakhands keeping moving, preventing Partio from controlling successfully.
Partio stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McWeakhands swivels though and keeps the full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
McWeakhands is trying to keep Partio in close.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Dumbass McWeakhands will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!


Partio takes a swing at McWeakhands's ribcage but misses.
McWeakhands doesn't manage to clinch there - Partio circles away.
McWeakhands tries to clinch but Partio moves out of range.
McWeakhands fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Partio checks it well.
Partio throws a big shot that misses.
Partio avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McWeakhands misses with a kick to the body.
Partio throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Partio shoots in for a takedown but McWeakhands shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Partio tries a head kick but it misses.
Partio throws a leg kick

and McWeakhands moves into the clinch.
Partio misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio takes a shot to the head.
Partio tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McWeakhands's elbow.
McWeakhands lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Partio tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Partio is trying to pull guard but McWeakhands turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Partio.
McWeakhands struggles to land a body shot inside as Partio controls his hands.
Partio tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWeakhands lands with a light punch inside.
Come on Partio - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
McWeakhands misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dumbass McWeakhands is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McWeakhands.
Partio tries a body shot but McWeakhands blocks it.
McWeakhands tries to work over Partio's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Partio blocks an uppercut.
Partio goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Partio struggles to land a body shot inside as McWeakhands controls his hands.
Partio fails to pull guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kauko Partio. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Partio pushes McWeakhands back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Partio misses with the head strike.
Partio misses with a hook to the ribs.
McWeakhands pushes Partio back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kauko Partio has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McWeakhands goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands misses with a hook to the ribs.
McWeakhands tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Partio lands with a short shot to the head.
Partio struggles to land a body shot inside as McWeakhands controls his hands.
McWeakhands scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Partio is trying to pull guard but McWeakhands has him pressed against the cage.
McWeakhands keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Partio's efforts to push away.
McWeakhands is trying to stall.
Partio tries to pull guard but McWeakhands forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Partio tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McWeakhands's elbow.
Partio tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Partio blocking some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands scores with a nice hook to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Partio.
Partio tries to throw a body punch but McWeakhands avoids it by throwing Partio back against the cage.
Partio softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Partio fails to pull the fight into his guard.
McWeakhands lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Partio backwards.
McWeakhands is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWeakhands struggles to land a body shot inside as Partio controls his hands.

Partio breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Partio throws a push kick but McWeakhands slaps the foot to one side.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Partio takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Partio throws a hook but McWeakhands avoids it easily.
Partio throws a right hand that misses
and McWeakhands counters with a left to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Dumbass McWeakhands.
I think McWeakhands has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 47:49
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 46:49
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dumbass McWeakhands!

Dumbass McWeakhands is the new featherweight champion!
Our winner, Dumbass McWeakhands, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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