PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Moistly Seeping (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Algot Von Panzerhosen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Panzerhosen has chosen Klamydia - Pohjanmaalla as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Algot Von Panzerhosen enters the cage!

Seeping
vs
Von Panzerhosen

189 cm
19
250 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

183 cm
19
217 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Moistly Seeping!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Algot Von Panzerhosen!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Panzerhosen takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Von Panzerhosen goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Seeping chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Von Panzerhosen can pounce on him.
Von Panzerhosen misses with a head kick.
Moistly Seeping seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Seeping is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Von Panzerhosen.
Von Panzerhosen takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Von Panzerhosen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Some bone on bone action there as Seeping checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Von Panzerhosen lands a front kick.
A lazy left from Seeping finds it's target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Seeping connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Seeping takes a swing at Von Panzerhosen's ribcage but misses.
Von Panzerhosen connects with an inside leg kick.
Von Panzerhosen needs to keep his hands up - Seeping had a free shot at his head there.

It looks like Algot Von Panzerhosen has been cut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Seeping. Von Panzerhosen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Von Panzerhosen lands with a thumping leg kick.
Seeping blocks a head kick by Von Panzerhosen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Panzerhosen takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Von Panzerhosen has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Von Panzerhosen there as he acknowledges the shot.
Seeping swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Von Panzerhosen counters with a left to the body.
Von Panzerhosen doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Seeping seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Seeping tries to bum rush Von Panzerhosen with a series of wild strikes but Von Panzerhosen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Seeping misses with a wild combination.
Seeping blocks a low kick nicely.
Von Panzerhosen wants to land a leg kick but Seeping is out of range.
Seeping fails to land with a series of punches.
Von Panzerhosen turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Von Panzerhosen attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Seeping misses with a body shot.
Seeping pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Von Panzerhosen throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Panzerhosen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Seeping.
Von Panzerhosen plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Seeping. Von Panzerhosen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Von Panzerhosen throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Seeping's head.
Seeping fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Von Panzerhosen looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Von Panzerhosen throws a leg kick but Seeping checks it.
Von Panzerhosen lands with a thumping leg kick.
A big left from Seeping misses.
Seeping throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Von Panzerhosen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Von Panzerhosen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Algot Von Panzerhosen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Seeping smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Seeping misses with a two punch combination.
Seeping tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Von Panzerhosen defends well and Seeping ends up having to push Von Panzerhosen into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Von Panzerhosen lands an elbow inside that Seeping shrugs off.
Seeping tries a body shot but Von Panzerhosen blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seeping tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Von Panzerhosen's elbow.
Seeping on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Seeping.
Seeping blocks the elbow strike.
Von Panzerhosen content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Von Panzerhosen comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Seeping struggles to land a body shot inside as Von Panzerhosen controls his hands.
Seeping takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Moistly Seeping has been cut.
A short body shot lands from Seeping as the two fighters clinch.
Von Panzerhosen lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Von Panzerhosen throws an elbow but it misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Seeping misses with a punch to the body.
Von Panzerhosen throws a knee to the head but misses.
Von Panzerhosen lands an elbow inside that Seeping shrugs off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Von Panzerhosen just misses with a elbow thrown towards Seeping's brow.
Von Panzerhosen tries to land knees in the clinch but Seeping avoids the damage to the body.
Von Panzerhosen lands an elbow inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Von Panzerhosen with a knee to the head.
Von Panzerhosen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Von Panzerhosen blocks a body shot from Seeping.
Von Panzerhosen avoiding damage.
Seeping dodges an elbow strike from Von Panzerhosen.
Seeping can't find room to land a body shot as Von Panzerhosen controls the action.
Seeping tries to work over Von Panzerhosen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Seeping can't find room to land a body shot as Von Panzerhosen controls the action.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Von Panzerhosen throws an elbow but it misses.
Nice elbow from Von Panzerhosen.
Seeping trying to stall but Von Panzerhosen improves his position.
Von Panzerhosen blocks a body shot from Seeping.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Moistly Seeping will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Von Panzerhosen closes the distance and clinches.
Seeping can't break the clinch.
Von Panzerhosen lands a knee to the body.
Von Panzerhosen looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Seeping blocks the elbow strike.
Von Panzerhosen unloads a knee to the mid-section.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Seeping takes an elbow to the forehead.
Seeping takes a knee right on the jaw!
Von Panzerhosen lands a nice elbow.
Seeping tries to work over Von Panzerhosen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Seeping tries to throw a body punch but Von Panzerhosen avoids it by throwing Seeping back against the cage.
Von Panzerhosen is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Seeping takes an elbow to the temple.
Von Panzerhosen comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Moistly Seeping's cut is getting worse.
Von Panzerhosen content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Von Panzerhosen lands a knee to the body.
Seeping takes an elbow to the temple.
Von Panzerhosen landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seeping takes a knee right on the jaw!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Von Panzerhosen taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Von Panzerhosen landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Von Panzerhosen is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Von Panzerhosen lands an elbow that stopped Seeping in his tracks for a moment.
Algot Von Panzerhosen seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Von Panzerhosen is struggling to control the position.
Von Panzerhosen lands an elbow that stopped Seeping in his tracks for a moment.
Von Panzerhosen misses with a knee to the head.
Von Panzerhosen lands an elbow that stopped Seeping in his tracks for a moment.
Von Panzerhosen scores with a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Seeping misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Seeping.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seeping tries to throw a body punch but Von Panzerhosen avoids it by throwing Seeping back against the cage.
A short right from Seeping on the inside.
Von Panzerhosen connects with a knee to the head.

Moistly Seeping's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Von Panzerhosen avoiding damage.
Von Panzerhosen lands a nice elbow.
Von Panzerhosen displaying some good clinch control by pressing Seeping up against the cage.
Von Panzerhosen misses with a knee to the head.
Nice body punch from Seeping.
Seeping tries to circle away but Von Panzerhosen has him pinned against the cage.
Von Panzerhosen has Seeping pressed against the cage.
Von Panzerhosen taking a breather.
Von Panzerhosen has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. So far he's outscoring his opponent in the clinch so it seems to have been worthwhile.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Panzerhosen tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Seeping doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Seeping throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Nice elbow from Von Panzerhosen.
Von Panzerhosen lands an elbow just above Seeping 's eye.
Von Panzerhosen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Von Panzerhosen.

Jeez, Moistly Seeping's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Seeping takes an elbow to the forehead.
Von Panzerhosen lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Von Panzerhosen working Seeping over with knees to the body.
Von Panzerhosen lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Von Panzerhosen throws an elbow but it misses.
Seeping tries to work over Von Panzerhosen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A frustrated look appears on Seeping's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Seeping tries a body shot but Von Panzerhosen blocks it.
Seeping goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seeping has a couple of punches blocked by Von Panzerhosen.
Seeping tries to break the clinch but Von Panzerhosen is controlling the position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Von Panzerhosen gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Seeping tries to work over Von Panzerhosen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Von Panzerhosen landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Von Panzerhosen lands an elbow that stopped Seeping in his tracks for a moment.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Moistly Seeping's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Algot Von Panzerhosen!
Algot Von Panzerhosen decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.