PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paris Lindsay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Guerilla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paris Lindsay is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Lindsay
vs
Guerilla

187 cm
18
193 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

187 cm
18
201 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Paris Lindsay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joey Guerilla!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Lou da Vinci and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Guerilla lands a left and a right that sends Lindsay crashing to the canvas! Guerilla dives into mount looking to finish!

Lindsay is rocked!

It looks like Paris Lindsay has been cut.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

Guerilla stands up from mount. Strange move.
Oh Lindsay is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Guerilla misses with a two punch combination.
Lindsay shoots in and drives through. Guerilla sprawls well.
Guerilla misses with a jab, cross combination.
Guerilla is stalking Lindsay. Lindsay circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Guerilla, and it's lights out! Lindsay really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joey Guerilla!
Joey Guerilla decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.