PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arnold Palmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffry McWild (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Palmer comes to the cage accompanied by Freddie Gibbs - National Anthem (Fuck The World). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Palmer
vs
McWild

191 cm
37
242 lbs
29 - 11 - 0

183 cm
31
244 lbs
16 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Fast

Heisenberg
Conviction

Hellbent
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Arnold Palmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeffry McWild!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Atkins and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWild takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A cross from McWild lands.
McWild works the jab nicely.
McWild lands a nice shot to the body.
Palmer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
McWild fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Palmer is out of range.
McWild shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McWild throws a leg kick
and Palmer counters with a straight right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWild buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jeffry McWild seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Palmer throws a lazy right hand but McWild sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Palmer avoids a kick to the body.
Palmer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McWild stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Palmer takes a swing at McWild's ribcage but misses.
McWild misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slow jab from Palmer misses its intended target.
Palmer works McWild's body with a nice hook.
McWild lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Palmer misses with an uppercut.
Palmer avoids a kick to the body.
McWild throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Palmer lands a slapping body shot.
Palmer misses with a kick to the body.
Palmer moves out of range of the strikes.
McWild has a takedown stuffed.
Palmer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palmer misses with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWild sizes up Palmer with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McWild comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McWild shoots in looking for a takedown but Palmer manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McWild's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Arnold Palmer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeffry McWild.
Palmer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWild was well out of range. Poor timing from Palmer.
McWild ducks under a wild hook from Palmer.
McWild shoots and misses
and Palmer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Palmer misses with a looping left.
McWild looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McWild goes for a double leg but Palmer avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Palmer continues to drive forward.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWild wants a takedown.
McWild scores with a shoulder strike.
Palmer prevents the takedown attempt.
McWild misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McWild takes a shot to the head.
A short right from Palmer on the inside.
Palmer tries to work over McWild's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Palmer working hard to break the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McWild.
McWild throws a punch but it's blocked by Palmer.
Palmer prevents a body shot from McWild.
McWild swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Palmer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Palmer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McWild looks to throw an elbow but misses.
McWild tries for a takedown. No joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWild wants to stall.
A short right from Palmer.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A body shot lands from McWild.
A shot in the inside from Palmer.
McWild swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McWild prevents a body shot from Palmer.
A right hand to the body from Palmer.
McWild swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McWild has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Palmer is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
McWild misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Palmer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McWild throws a knee to the head but misses.
McWild throws a punch but it's blocked by Palmer.
Palmer blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Arnold Palmer will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Palmer fails to land with a series of punches.
McWild tries to score with a low kick but Palmer moves his leg out of the way.
McWild takes a swing at Palmer's ribcage but misses.
Palmer misses with a telegraphed body shot

and McWild counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Palmer's guard now.
Palmer is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
McWild stopping the sweep attempt from Palmer.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Palmer lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for McWild!
McWild is trying to escape the mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Palmer putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
McWild holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Palmer tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Palmer throwing strikes here but McWild is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
McWild wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Palmer.
McWild is in a horrible position here. Palmer smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Palmer misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Palmer misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palmer landing shots from mount.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Palmer landing punches.
Palmer postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. McWild looks a forlorn figure.
Palmer unloads with some shots from mount but McWild bucks and avoids them well.
McWild regains half guard.
Palmer winds up and cracks McWild with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Palmer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Palmer passes the guard and advances to mount!
McWild sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palmer thows a huge punch but McWild dodges it nicely.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Palmer connects with a nice short shot to McWild's temple.
Palmer trying to control from half guard but McWild is working away.
Palmer wants to pass to mount but McWild is defending the position.
Palmer missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Palmer throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing McWild to regain full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Palmer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Palmer is looking to work some ground and pound but McWild has wrist control.
Palmer is fighting to break McWild's control of his arms but McWild is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Palmer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Palmer trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Palmer in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McWild wants to sweep but no luck.
Palmer postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Palmer trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McWild preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McWild preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Arnold Palmer dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Palmer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWild manages to avoid it.
McWild is trying hard to land a takedown here. Palmer sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Palmer checks the leg kick.
McWild throws a head kick but Palmer moves out of range.
The fighters circling - McWild throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McWild takes a swing at Palmer's ribcage but misses.
McWild misses with a wild body shot.
Palmer throws a sloppy head kick and McWild moves out of range easily.
Palmer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWild.
Palmer slips under a jab.
Palmer just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWild swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Palmer takes a swing at McWild's ribcage but misses.
Palmer lands a high kick!
Palmer lands with a nice body kick.
No luck with that takedown attempt from McWild.
McWild takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McWild wants to land a leg kick but Palmer is out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from McWild.
McWild takes a kick to the side of the head.

It looks like Jeffry McWild has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWild throws a low kick but Palmer moves out of range easily.
Palmer throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jeffry McWild has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWild swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Palmer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Palmer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McWild feints and then cracks Palmer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Palmer down.
McWild misses with a takedown attempt - Palmer sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Arnold Palmer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeffry McWild.
Palmer scores with a nice body kick.
Palmer turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McWild drops his hands momentarily and Palmer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

Palmer drops McWild with a beautiful combination! McWild stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Palmer is looking for the KO!

McWild is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palmer throws a head kick that misses.
McWild is still on wobbly legs! Can Palmer finish him?
Palmer cracks McWild on the jaw with a powerful right hand and McWild falls backwards against the cage. Palmer follows up with more strikes that drop McWild to his knees. Palmer keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save McWild! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Arnold Palmer!
A very excited looking Arnold Palmer rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.