PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roger Papermouth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ernst Young (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Young has chosen Eye Of The Tiger as his entrance music. Roger Papermouth had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Papermouth
vs
Young

195 cm
23
210 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

195 cm
23
215 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Fury Nutrition Inc.
GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Roger Papermouth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ernst Young!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Young misses with a straight left.
Papermouth staying out of range there.
Young throws a nice looking combination but Papermouth bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Young misses with the combination.
Young throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Papermouth counters with a stiff right hand.
Papermouth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Papermouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Young misses with an uppercut
and Papermouth counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Papermouth throws a left and a right that both miss
and Young cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Young fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Papermouth throws a right hand that Young ducks under and follows up with a left that Young also avoids with ease.
Young lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Young throws a looping overhand right but Papermouth ducks down to avoid it.
Papermouth throws a right and a left that both miss.
Young jabs Papermouth to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A big right from Young misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Young dodges the punch combination from Papermouth.
Young stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Papermouth misses with a straight left.
Young misses with a wild body shot.
Papermouth throws a nice looking combination but Young bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Papermouth throws a nice looking combination but Young bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Young blocks a head kick by Papermouth.
Young lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Papermouth circles away quickly and effectively.
Papermouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Young misses the shot to the body.
Papermouth scores with a head kick. Young tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Papermouth pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Papermouth takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Papermouth slips a straight right by Young.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Young throws a right and a left that both miss.
Papermouth avoids the body shot from Young.
Papermouth uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Young.
Papermouth moves out of range of the strikes.
Young just misses with a punch to the body.
Papermouth lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Young connects with a crisp jab.
Papermouth works over Young's head and body with a nice combination.
Papermouth lands a slapping body shot.
Young lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Young misses with a wild body shot.
Papermouth misses with a head kick.
Young swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Papermouth to counter with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Papermouth lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Young backs up against the cage.
Papermouth throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Young slips under a jab from Papermouth.
Young throws a shot from downtown. Papermouth moves away and avoids it.
Young throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Papermouth sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sloppy strikes from Papermouth. Those never looked like landing.
Papermouth connects with a single shot there.
Young blocks a head kick by Papermouth.
A slow jab from Young misses its intended target.
Young scores with a crisp jab that stopped Papermouth in his tracks.
Papermouth throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Papermouth uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Young.
Young connects with a nice looking jab.
A head kick by Papermouth misses
and Young counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Papermouth throws an overhand right that lands on Young's shoulder, as Young tries to avoid the shot.
Young throws a shot from downtown. Papermouth moves away and avoids it.
Papermouth throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Young throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Papermouth stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Papermouth lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Young stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Young dodges the punch combination from Papermouth.
Young misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Papermouth.
Young changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Young closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Papermouth pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Young back to the cage. Papermouth follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Young is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Papermouth had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Young ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Papermouth moves away.
Papermouth tries to bum rush Young with a series of wild strikes but Young uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ernst Young dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Young takes a swing at Papermouth's ribcage but misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Papermouth misses the target.
Papermouth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Young fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Young misses with a wild body shot.
Young connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Young misses with a hook
and Papermouth counters with a head kick.
Papermouth takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Papermouth is rocked!
Roger Papermouth is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Papermouth pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Young back to the cage. Papermouth follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Young swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Papermouth throws a predictable looking body shot
and Young counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Good exchange - Young coming out on top.
A jab from Young misses.
Young stuns Papermouth with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Papermouth misses with a combination
and Young counters with a nice body shot.
Young feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Papermouths jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Young misses with a straight left.
Young ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Some wild striking there from Young.
Papermouth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Young takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A slow jab from Young misses its intended target.
Papermouth tries to bum rush Young with a series of wild strikes but Young uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ernst Young seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Young throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Young scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Papermouth doesn't seem bothered though.
Young takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Young dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Papermouth throws a combination that misses
and Young counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Young, as that shot connected.
Young throws a lazy uppercut
and Papermouth counters with a three punch combo that has Young backing up. Young nods at Papermouth to acknowledge the strikes.
Young pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Young connects with the punch.
Young throws a lazy uppercut
and Papermouth counters with a one-two to the body.
Young lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Papermouth drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Oh Papermouth is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Papermouth misses with a two punch combination.
Young missing with a left hand there. Papermouth was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Papermouth takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Papermouth seems to have got his legs back now.
Young misses with a left hand
and Papermouth counters with a one-two to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Papermouth fails to land with a series of punches.
Some wild striking there from Young.
Young's corner calls for a 1-2. Young obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Young dodges the punch combination from Papermouth.
Young throws a series of punches but Papermouth moves out of range.
Young stuns Papermouth with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Papermouth uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Young.
Papermouth pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Papermouth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Donk. Young catches Papermouth right on the button with a cross.
Young lands an overhand right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Young slips a jab and a cross from Papermouth.
Papermouth throws a sloppy head kick and Young moves out of range easily.
Papermouth looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Papermouth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Young throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Papermouth sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Young swings for the body but Papermouth moves out of range.
Papermouth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jab by Young.
Young swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Young lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Young! Papermouth is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ernst Young!
A victorious Ernst Young thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.