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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Howard Stern (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chong Starbowsky Ii comes to the cage accompanied by "SCIENCE OF THE TRIFE". Stern comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Great American Nightmare kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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186 lbs
7 - 17 - 0 |
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197 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Howard Stern!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chong Starbowsky Ii scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Chong Starbowsky Ii trying to control from half guard but Stern is working away.
Chong Starbowsky Ii is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stern slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Chong Starbowsky Ii could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Stern is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Chong Starbowsky Ii rolls with it to try and escape but Stern cranks on the arm and Chong Starbowsky Ii is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Howard Stern!
A victorious Howard Stern thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
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pop
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