PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between El Pintos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Constantine Titanus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Titanus has chosen To Glory as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Constantine Titanus was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Pintos
vs
Titanus

189 cm
25
264 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

195 cm
31
275 lbs
17 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Project Mayhem
Sydney BEAST Clothing

Sydney BEAST Clothing
Knox Energy

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, El Pintos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Constantine Titanus!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Ben Watson and Darius Henderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titanus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A big left from Pintos misses.
Titanus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pintos misses with an uppercut. Titanus saw that one coming.
That kick from Titanus tenderised Pintos's leg. Pintos is trying to keep his angry face on.
Pintos misses with a few strikes there.
Pintos throws a half hearted mid kick.
Titanus fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pintos has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Titanus tries to bum rush Pintos with a series of wild strikes but Pintos uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Titanus.
Titanus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pintos counters with a head kick. That will keep Titanus thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Pintos throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Titanus stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pintos misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Titanus scores with a jab to the jaw.
Titanus throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

Titanus closes the distance and pushes Pintos back into the cage.
Pintos lands with a left to the head.
Pintos misses with a body punch.
Pintos lands a hook that snaps the head of Titanus backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pintos blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Titanus lands a knee to the head.
Titanus missing with knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Titanus.
A body shot lands from Titanus.
Titanus with a knee to the head.
Titanus can't find room to land a body shot as Pintos controls the action.
Titanus told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Pintos takes a knee to the side of the body.
Pintos is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Titanus lands a nice shot to the body.
Titanus leaning against his opponent.
A short uppercut from Titanus.
A right hook to the body lands for Titanus.
Titanus comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like El Pintos has been cut.
Pintos takes an elbow to the forehead.
Titanus stalling the fight.
A short right from Titanus on the inside.
I was talking to Pintos's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Pintos takes a knee right on the jaw!
Titanus working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titanus lands with a left to the head.
Titanus connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pintos's face.
Pintos takes an elbow to the temple.
Titanus lands a nice elbow.
Titanus scores a nice knee to the body.
Titanus lands a nice knee to the body.
A short right from Titanus.
Titanus lands a right hand.
Titanus lands an elbow that stopped Pintos in his tracks for a moment.
Pintos avoiding damage as Titanus throws knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Titanus just misses with a elbow thrown towards Pintos's brow.
Pintos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Titanus lands with a left to the head.

Titanus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pintos swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A low kick from Titanus misses
and Pintos cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Titanus lands a jab.

Titanus lands a big right hand that sends Pintos crashing to the mat! Titanus stays standing though and waves Pintos back to his feet!

El Pintos's cut is getting worse.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Titanus cracks Pintos with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Pintos looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Titanus finish him?
Titanus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pintos's corner calls for a 1-2. Pintos obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Pintos looks to score with a jab to the body but Titanus is just out of range.
No joy there for Pintos, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
An inside leg kick lands from Titanus.
Pintos has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Titanus.
Pintos takes one on the button.

Titanus feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Pintos sprawling to the canvas! Pintos rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Titanus finish him?!

Pintos is rocked!
Titanus fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Pintos square on the jaw! Damn, Pintos is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Constantine Titanus!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Constantine Titanus made sure he mentioned El Zoido's Feeble Fightwear *** ROUPA DOS BROTHER*, along with how happy he was to win his fight.