PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rakhmetov Chernyshevsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chernyshevsky comes to the cage accompanied by The Sisters of Mercy -- Lucretia. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Chernyshevsky
vs
Spanked

185 cm
24
200 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

187 cm
27
195 lbs
18 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rakhmetov Chernyshevsky!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chernyshevsky looks to throw the jab but Spanked is out of range.
Chernyshevsky looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Spanked scores with a jab to the head.
Spanked throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Spanked digs a good body shot into Chernyshevsky's ribs.
The crowd cheers as Spanked lands an impressive looking overhand right. Chernyshevsky doesn't seem phased though.
Spanked works over Chernyshevsky's head and body with a nice combination.
Spanked misses with a body shot.
Chernyshevsky looks to land a right hand but Spanked moved out of range.
Chernyshevsky misses with an uppercut. Spanked saw that one coming.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spanked avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Spanked throws a wild body kick that Chernyshevsky sees coming a mile off.
Spanked scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Spanked chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Chernyshevsky tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chernyshevsky connects with a leg kick. Spanked looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Spanked lands a jab to the nose.
Spanked lands with a hook. Chernyshevsky tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Chernyshevsky throws a body punch but Spanked moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chernyshevsky connects with a jab.
Chernyshevsky with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Spanked to score with a decent uppercut.
Spanked has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Chernyshevsky thuds a left hand into Spanked's body.
Spanked moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Chernyshevsky tries to land a front kick but Spanked steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Spanked throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Spanked misses with a straight right.
Spanked fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Chernyshevsky tries to clinch there but Spanked circles away.
Spanked is looking to slow Chernyshevsky down with leg kicks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Chernyshevsky has managed to clinch.
Chernyshevsky working aggressively here.
Spanked blocks a body shot from Chernyshevsky.
Spanked digs a right hand into Chernyshevsky's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Chernyshevsky's gas tank.
Chernyshevsky goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chernyshevsky working aggressively here.
Chernyshevsky tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short left from Chernyshevsky.
Chernyshevsky lands a shoulder strike.
Spanked throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Spanked on the inside.
Spanked displaying some good clinch control by pressing Chernyshevsky up against the cage.
Chernyshevsky prevents Spanked from breaking the clinch.
Chernyshevsky tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Spanked's elbow.
Chernyshevsky goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Spanked leaning his opponent against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chernyshevsky.
Spanked prevents a body shot from Chernyshevsky.
Chernyshevsky gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Spanked.
Spanked throws a head punch that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked lands a left hand.
Spanked has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Chernyshevsky is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Rakhmetov Chernyshevsky has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gonna Spanked.
Chernyshevsky lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Spanked misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Spanked blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chernyshevsky misses with the head strike.
Chernyshevsky scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Chernyshevsky presses Spanked against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Chernyshevsky working aggressively here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chernyshevsky.
Chernyshevsky tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Spanked.
Spanked drops down looking for an ankle pick but Chernyshevsky pulls his leg out and moves away.
Chernyshevsky uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spanked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chernyshevsky moves out of range of the leg kick from Spanked.
Spanked tries to score a power double leg takedown but Chernyshevsky sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Spanked somewhat.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chernyshevsky scores with a jab to the head.
Chernyshevsky feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Spanked's calf.
Chernyshevsky throws out a leg kick but Spanked moves out of range and Chernyshevsky only half commits.
Chernyshevsky ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spanked moves away.
Spanked moves out of range of the body kick from Chernyshevsky.
Chernyshevsky misses with an uppercut

so Spanked counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Chernyshevsky lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Spanked!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chernyshevsky wants to get back to his feet but Spanked is holding on tight.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Gonna Spanked will probably get the nod.
That's time! Chernyshevsky's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A jab from Spanked finds it's way through Chernyshevsky's defenses.
Chernyshevsky looks to land a body kick but Spanked moved away.
Chernyshevsky throws a low kick but Spanked moves out of range easily.
Spanked scores with a leg kick.
Spanked shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Chernyshevsky as he avoids it easily.
Chernyshevsky pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gonna Spanked seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Chernyshevsky connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Chernyshevsky tries to clinch but Spanked is having none of it.
Spanked throws an overhand right that lands on Chernyshevsky's shoulder, as Chernyshevsky tries to avoid the shot.
Spanked throws a leg kick that is checked
and Chernyshevsky connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Spanked steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chernyshevsky.
Chernyshevsky connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Spanked with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Chernyshevsky rushes Spanked and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Chernyshevsky misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chernyshevsky lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Spanked or not.
Chernyshevsky struggles to land a body shot inside as Spanked controls his hands.
Spanked lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chernyshevsky backwards.
Chernyshevsky misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spanked lands with a light punch inside.
Chernyshevsky keeps control of Spanked as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Chernyshevsky lands a nice shot to the body.
Spanked misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spanked misses with a punch to the body.

Spanked breaks from the clinch.
Spanked uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chernyshevsky.
Spanked moves out of range as Chernyshevsky strikes.
Spanked is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Chernyshevsky. Spanked shrugs it off though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab lands there for Chernyshevsky.
Chernyshevsky throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Spanked on the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked punishes Chernyshevsky's body with a nice straight punch.
Chernyshevsky looks to land a left hand but Spanked moved out of range nicely.
Spanked feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Chernyshevskys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Spanked tries to score a power double leg takedown but Chernyshevsky sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Spanked somewhat.
Spanked lands with a thumping leg kick.
Spanked scores with a kick to the body.
Chernyshevsky throws a hook but Spanked blocks it.
Spanked connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Chernyshevsky misses with a body shot.
Spanked swings for the body but Chernyshevsky moves out of range.
Spanked scores with a decent looking hook.
Rakhmetov Chernyshevsky is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spanked ducks under a wild hook from Chernyshevsky.
Chernyshevsky is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chernyshevsky thuds his shin into the meat of Spanked's side.
Chernyshevsky throws a leg kick which misses Spanked's front leg but catches the back leg as Spanked tries to avoid it.
Chernyshevsky throws a half hearted mid kick.
Good leg kick by Chernyshevsky there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Chernyshevsky moves out of range of the strikes.
Spanked with a nice cross.
Chernyshevsky lands a nice leg kick that just misses Spanked's sensitive parts.
Spanked cracks the inside of Chernyshevsky's front leg.
Chernyshevsky waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Spanked.
Chernyshevsky takes a swing at Spanked's ribcage but misses.
Chernyshevsky walks into a straight right hand from Spanked.
Spanked throws a push kick but Chernyshevsky slaps the foot to one side.
A chopping leg kick lands by Spanked.
Chernyshevsky takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chernyshevsky is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Chernyshevsky tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Spanked paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Chernyshevsky jabs at Spanked's body.
Spanked throws a leg kick that is checked
and Chernyshevsky makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Spanked avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Spanked misses with a body shot.
Chernyshevsky wants to clinch up but Spanked keeps it at a distance.
Spanked avoids the body shot from Chernyshevsky.
Spanked goes for a double leg but Chernyshevsky avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Chernyshevsky continues to drive forward.
Rakhmetov Chernyshevsky has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gonna Spanked.
Chernyshevsky blocks a body shot from Spanked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spanked misses with a punch on the inside.
Chernyshevsky takes a shot to the head.
Spanked lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short left from Chernyshevsky.
Chernyshevsky misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Gonna Spanked will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Chernyshevsky wants to clinch.
Spanked throws a body kick that misses.
Spanked throws a jab when Chernyshevsky was well out of range.
Spanked misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chernyshevsky.
No joy there for Spanked, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Chernyshevsky misses with a low kick.
A good leg kick by Spanked.
Chernyshevsky throws out a loose jab but Spanked uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spanked wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Chernyshevsky checks the leg kick nicely there.
Chernyshevsky lands a jab to the nose.
Spanked keeps the fight on the outside.
Spanked fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Chernyshevsky.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chernyshevsky misses with a body kick.
Spanked throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spanked moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Chernyshevsky connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Chernyshevsky steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Spanked.
Chernyshevsky misses with a wild body shot.
Spanked bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Spanked feints and then cracks Chernyshevsky's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Chernyshevsky down.
Spanked throws an overhand right that lands on Chernyshevsky's shoulder, as Chernyshevsky tries to avoid the shot.
Spanked scores with a leg kick.
Spanked scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Chernyshevsky pivots, looking for a leg kick but Spanked is out of range and Chernyshevsky settles back down.
Spanked lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Chernyshevsky lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spanked connects with a nice looking jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chernyshevsky scores with a shot to the body.
Chernyshevsky is looking to clinch.
Spanked lands an overhand right.
Chernyshevsky takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Chernyshevsky with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Chernyshevsky with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Spanked to score with a decent uppercut.
Chernyshevsky stuffs the takedown.
Spanked tries to land a front kick but Chernyshevsky steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Chernyshevsky looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A slapping leg kick lands for Spanked.
Chernyshevsky gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Spanked throws a low kick but Chernyshevsky avoids it.

Spanked manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Chernyshevsky on his heels. He'll look to pass Chernyshevsky's guard now, I'm sure.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chernyshevsky trying to control the position.
Spanked trying to control but Chernyshevsky is working from the bottom.
Spanked working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Spanked stopping the sweep attempt from Chernyshevsky.
Spanked trying to control the position from guard on top but Chernyshevsky is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Spanked stands up over Chernyshevsky, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Spanked postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Spanked throwing strikes but missing.
Chernyshevsky wants to stand up but Spanked is controlling him.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Chernyshevsky keeping moving, preventing Spanked from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gonna Spanked really dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Spanked tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Chernyshevsky is able to avoid easily.
Chernyshevsky gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Chernyshevsky lands with a hook. Spanked tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Spanked does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Chernyshevsky dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Spanked. That did some damage!
Chernyshevsky misses with a hook.
Spanked checks a leg kick nicely.
Chernyshevsky looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chernyshevsky looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Spanked's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Spanked misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chernyshevsky.
Chernyshevsky throws a low kick but Spanked moves out of range easily.
Chernyshevsky lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked misses with a looping right.
Spanked changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Chernyshevsky throws a leg kick but Spanked sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Chernyshevsky scores with a spinning back kick!
Spanked fails with the takedown.
Spanked fails with the takedown.
Spanked misses the jab.
Spanked circles away from the clinch attempt.
Chernyshevsky throws a body kick that misses.
Chernyshevsky throws a hook but Spanked blocks it.
A slow jab from Chernyshevsky misses its intended target.
Spanked lands a nice leg kick that just misses Chernyshevsky's sensitive parts.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chernyshevsky lands a leg kick that knocks Spanked off balance momentarily.
Spanked blocks a low kick nicely.
Spanked throws a low kick, looking for Chernyshevsky's leg but Chernyshevsky calmly moves out of range.
Spanked feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chernyshevsky's calf.
Chernyshevsky looks to land a body kick but Spanked moved away.
Chernyshevsky tries to clinch up.
Chernyshevsky throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spanked shoots for a takedown but Chernyshevsky saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Rakhmetov Chernyshevsky has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gonna Spanked.
Spanked throws a lazy right hand but Chernyshevsky sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Spanked checks a leg kick nicely.
Chernyshevsky lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Spanked fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Chernyshevsky.
Some bone on bone action there as Chernyshevsky checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Spanked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked misses with a body kick.
Chernyshevsky tries to close the distance and clinch but Spanked swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Chernyshevsky on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Spanked takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Chernyshevsky lands a nice leg kick that just misses Spanked's sensitive parts.
Spanked digs a good hook to Chernyshevsky's body.
Chernyshevsky chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spanked can pounce on him.
Chernyshevsky tests Spanked's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Chernyshevsky cracks Spanked with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Spanked misses with an attempted mid kick.
Spanked throws the left hand but Chernyshevsky avoids the punch easily.
Chernyshevsky wants to clinch.
Spanked misses with a wild body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked misses with a double jab
and Chernyshevsky counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Spanked misses with an attempted mid kick.
Spanked misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chernyshevsky.
Spanked is trying hard to land a takedown here. Chernyshevsky sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Chernyshevsky misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spanked.
Chernyshevsky has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Chernyshevsky there as he acknowledges the shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spanked ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Spanked jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Chernyshevsky ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spanked moves away.
Spanked is looking to chop away at Chernyshevsky's legs.
Chernyshevsky moves away from the strike by Spanked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Gonna Spanked will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Spanked scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Spanked stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chernyshevsky.
Chernyshevsky throws a shot from downtown. Spanked moves away and avoids it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Chernyshevsky.
Chernyshevsky chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Spanked blocks a jab.
Spanked on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Chernyshevsky has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Chernyshevsky there as he acknowledges the shot.
Spanked scores with a crisp jab that stopped Chernyshevsky in his tracks.
Spanked takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Chernyshevsky tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Spanked manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Spanked lands a nice looking kick to the body. Chernyshevsky takes a step back to recover.
Chernyshevsky scores with a spinning back kick!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Spanked shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Spanked wants to control but Chernyshevsky is keeping him busy.
Spanked not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Spanked sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Chernyshevsky defending well though.
Spanked throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Spanked thows a huge punch but Chernyshevsky dodges it nicely.
Spanked trying to control from half guard but Chernyshevsky is working away.
Rakhmetov Chernyshevsky has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked throwing shots but Chernyshevsky is blocking nicely.
Spanked drops an elbow to the side of Chernyshevsky's head.
Spanked throwing shots but Chernyshevsky is blocking nicely.
Chernyshevsky regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Spanked.
Gonna Spanked has got the better of the ground game so far.
Spanked with a flurry of punches that miss.
Gonna Spanked is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Spanked has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Chernyshevsky can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Spanked controls the pace.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Spanked's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Spanked scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Spanked is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Chernyshevsky keeping moving, preventing Spanked from controlling successfully.
Spanked passes Chernyshevsky's right leg, so he's now in half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Spanked is keen to just control but Chernyshevsky is a slippery customer.
Spanked lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Spanked prevents Chernyshevsky from improving his position.
Chernyshevsky throws a strike from the bottom that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gonna Spanked comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Spanked winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 45:50
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 46:49
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gonna Spanked!
Gonna Spanked is the new middleweight champion!
A relieved looking Gonna Spanked thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.