PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jacques Cousteau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cousteau's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, 20000 Leagues Under the Sea - The Monster Attacks . Jacques Cousteau is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Cousteau
vs
Lee

173 cm
22
166 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

182 cm
22
164 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jacques Cousteau!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bruce Lee!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Alan Glass and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lee scores with a nice strike.
Cousteau shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Lee defends it nicely.
Cousteau takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Lee closes the distance and pushes Cousteau back into the cage.
Cousteau letting Lee take a breather here.
Still in the clinch, Lee scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cousteau drops down looking for an ankle pick but Lee pulls his leg out and moves away.

Lee closes the distance and clinches.
Cousteau is looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jacques Cousteau. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Still in the clinch, Lee scores with a nice short uppercut.
Lee softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lee is stalling here.
Lee scores with a shot to the side of Cousteau's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee tries to stall but Cousteau uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The referee calls for Lee to work.
Lee fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
We've been informed that Lee has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Lee is leaning against Cousteau and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Lee lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short left from Lee.
Lee lands a hook that snaps the head of Cousteau backwards.
Lee is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Lee throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Cousteau fails to pull guard.
Cousteau takes a shot to the head.
Lee lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cousteau tries to break free but Lee pushes him back against the cage.
Lee pressing his opponent against the cage.
Cousteau tries for a takedown but Lee manages to get underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cousteau is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lee is defending well for now.
Nice body punch from Lee.
Lee misses with a punch on the inside.
Lee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cousteau has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Lee is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Lee has Cousteau pushed against the cage.
Lee trying to stall but Cousteau improves his position.
Cousteau changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Lee fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Lee wants to clinch.
Cousteau takes one to the side of the head.
Cousteau takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Cousteau takes one to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cousteau circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cousteau takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bruce Lee is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Lee has managed to clinch.
Lee leaning his opponent against the cage.
Lee looking to stall.
Lee lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cousteau has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Lee is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Lee presses Cousteau against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Lee lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cousteau tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Lee pressing his opponent against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lee creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lee lands with a right to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lee scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cousteau is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Lee pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Lee scores with a hook to the body.
Cousteau has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Lee avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Lee taking a breather.
Cousteau drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Lee gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Cousteau is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Lee gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Lee leaning against his opponent.
Lee prevents the takedown attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cousteau is trying to drag Lee to the mat but Lee just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Cousteau jumps guard but Lee stands there with Cousteau around his waist. Cousteau gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Lee lands with a short shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Lee dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Lee throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lee keeps Cousteau at a distance using the push kick.
Cousteau fails with the takedown.
Lee scores with a hook to the body. Cousteau takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Lee changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Lee lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Lee moves into the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short left from Lee.
A bit of stalling here from Cousteau.
Cousteau has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Lee avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Lee lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Lee gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Cousteau.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jacques Cousteau. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Cousteau being controlled against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cousteau tries for a takedown. No joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cousteau backwards.
Lee makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cousteau wants to get back to striking at distance but Lee won't allow it.
Cousteau tries to score a body lock takedown but Lee shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Lee lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lee.
Lee has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Cousteau is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Lee gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Still in the clinch, Lee scores with a nice short uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Lee.
Lee makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cousteau tries to pull guard but Lee won't allow it.
Lee is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Lee is trying to maintain a safe position but Cousteau gets an underhook and turns Lee into the cage.
Lee lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lee slowing the pace effectively.
Lee lands a left hand.

Cousteau is rocked!
Stalling in the clinch from Lee.
Lee has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cousteau tries to pull guard but Lee holds him up against the cage and eventually Cousteau drops back down to his feet.
Cousteau presses Lee against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cousteau fails to pull guard.
Lee displaying some good clinch control by pressing Cousteau up against the cage.
Cousteau is looking to take this one to the mat.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lee.
Oh Cousteau is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lee has Cousteau pressed against the cage.
Cousteau seems to have got his legs back now.
Still in the clinch, Lee scores with a nice short uppercut.

Cousteau pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cousteau tries to move into range but Lee moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lee cracks Cousteau on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Cousteau falls backwards against the cage. Lee follows up with more strikes that drop Cousteau to his knees. Lee keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Cousteau! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bruce Lee!
Bruce Lee seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.