PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stann Stone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yama Mama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stone comes to the cage accompanied by BLUNT- . Mama is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: What's Up People by Maximum The Hormone. Stann Stone is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Stone
vs
Mama

190 cm
35
222 lbs
22 - 22 - 0

195 cm
33
220 lbs
16 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Good chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

BeastMode

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Stann Stone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Yama Mama!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Ben Watson and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stone looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Nice cross by Mama.
Stone takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Stone looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

Mama closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Mama lands in his opponent's guard.
Mama stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Stone swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mama trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Mama is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Mama is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Stone is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Stone has escaped and now he's on top!
Mama throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mama is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Stone is aware though and is defending well.

Stone got a little sloppy there for a moment and Mama has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Stone has managed to get both his arms back between Mama's legs - danger averted.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Mama is on top in guard.
Stone wants to stand but Mama is controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mama pushes down on Stone's leg and manages to get into half guard.

Mama is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Mama wants to pass to mount but Stone is defending the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mama is looking for a kimura but Stone is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Mama to get the leverage.
Stone is looking to escape.
Stone blocking the ground and pound attempt from Mama.

Mama is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Stone doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Mama.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mama trying to pass the guard but Stone defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Mama seems to be looking for submissions.
Mama trying to mount his opponent but Stone defends it.
Stone is looking for a sweep. Mama is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Mama is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Stone is just riding it out for now. Mama eventually gives up the hold.

Mama is working for a kimura but Stone is defending it quite comfortably.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stone moves into full guard.
Mama advances position into side control!
Mama tries to advance position but instead Stone slips a leg back in to half guard.

Mama is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Stone doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Mama.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mama is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yama Mama dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Stone darts in looking for a takedown but Mama gets double underhooks and turns Stone into the cage.
Mama lands a damaging elbow.

Stone lands a takedown into guard.
Mama punching from the bottom.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Mama is on top in guard.
Mama wants to pass the guard but Stone is keeping the position.
Mama is looking to pass into half guard but Stone pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Stone is in guard.
Mama lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Stone!

Mama goes for an armbar but Stone turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Stone.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stone trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stone trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Mama manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Mama throwing strikes but missing.
Mama advances to half guard.
Mama lands strikes from half guard.

Mama is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Stone is just riding it out for now. Mama eventually gives up the hold.

Mama is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Stone doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Mama.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stone tries to get to full guard but Mama has control of the leg.

Stone is defending against the submission attempts here by Mama.

Mama is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Stone has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Mama is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Mama seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Stone is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Yama Mama!
After winning the bout, Yama Mama thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.