PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evil Muno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heinz Doofenshmirtz has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Muno
vs
Doofenshmirtz

205 cm
23
275 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

190 cm
23
245 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Evil Muno!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Sam Margolis and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muno checks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a looping left.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a head kick by Muno.
Doofenshmirtz closes the distance and clinches up with Muno, looking for a takedown. Doofenshmirtz pushes Muno against the cage but Muno circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Muno on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz obviously looking to wear him down.
Muno ducks under a wild hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Muno defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Doofenshmirtz.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doofenshmirtz throws a jab but it's blocked by Muno.
Doofenshmirtz blocks the body kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses

and Muno decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Doofenshmirtz's guard.
Muno wants to control from the top but Doofenshmirtz keeps moving.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Muno is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Muno preventing the sweep.
Muno controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Evil Muno.
Muno walks into a straight right hand from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Evil Muno has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz thows a leg kick but Muno checks it
and Muno counters with a good low kick that Doofenshmirtz was not able to check.
Muno throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Muno takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Doofenshmirtz dives in and grabs Muno's left leg, looking for a takedown. Muno pushes down on Doofenshmirtz's head and hops out.
Muno misses with a head kick.
Muno takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Doofenshmirtz lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Muno has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Muno and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Muno wants to land a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz is out of range.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Muno checks a low kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Muno throws a wild body kick that Doofenshmirtz sees coming a mile off.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook. Muno ducked under it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muno thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Doofenshmirtz if he has to take too many more of those.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doofenshmirtz getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Muno bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Doofenshmirtz's head.
Muno pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Doofenshmirtz cracks a nice hook into Muno's ribs.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that half lands.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook but Muno blocks it.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a low kick nicely.

Doofenshmirtz looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Muno is pressing down on Doofenshmirtz's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Muno avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Muno looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Doofenshmirtz looking to pass the guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muno looking to control.
Muno manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Doofenshmirtz manages to get himself to full guard.
Doofenshmirtz keeping moving, preventing Muno from controlling successfully.

Doofenshmirtz is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Muno is aware though and is defending well.
Muno not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Doofenshmirtz utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Muno loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Muno trying to control but Doofenshmirtz is working from the bottom.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Muno postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Muno has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Muno controls from within his opponent's guard.
Muno will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Evil Muno wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Muno cracks Doofenshmirtz with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Doofenshmirtz has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Muno.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muno moves out of range of the body kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Donk. Muno catches Doofenshmirtz right on the button with a cross.
Doofenshmirtz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Muno.
Both fighters circling a little - Muno finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Doofenshmirtz scoring well with a low kick there.
Doofenshmirtz throws a wild body kick that Muno sees coming a mile off.
Evil Muno is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Muno misses with a hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Doofenshmirtz is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Doofenshmirtz swings widly with a right hand

and Muno counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Doofenshmirtz's guard now.

Doofenshmirtz working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Muno doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Muno manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evil Muno dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Doofenshmirtz throws an overhand right that lands on Muno's shoulder, as Muno tries to avoid the shot.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice shot lands for Doofenshmirtz.
Muno tries a low kick but Doofenshmirtz avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz shoots in but no luck this time.
Nice takedown defense from Muno. No joy for Doofenshmirtz on that attempt.
Muno misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doofenshmirtz.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Doofenshmirtz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Muno can pounce on him.
Muno lands with a kick to the ribs.
Doofenshmirtz fails with the takedown.
Evil Muno has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Muno keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muno fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Doofenshmirtz has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Doofenshmirtz is breathing heavily.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a right hand
and Muno counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Doofenshmirtz thinking.
Muno connects with a crisp jab.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Nice body punch from Muno.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Muno comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Muno lands a slapping body shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Muno darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Muno feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Doofenshmirtz's calf.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Muno - that will leave a mark!
Muno just misses with a punch to the body.
Muno feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Doofenshmirtzs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Muno. Doofenshmirtz shrugs it off though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Muno tenderised Doofenshmirtz's leg. Doofenshmirtz is trying to keep his angry face on.
A nice leg kick lands there from Muno.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Muno.
Muno scores with a kick to the midsection.
Muno throws a half hearted mid kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Muno. Doofenshmirtz shrugs it off though.
Doofenshmirtz moves forwards but Muno connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a right hand
and Muno counters with a solid body kick.
Doofenshmirtz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Muno.
Muno's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Muno lands a nice looking kick to the body. Doofenshmirtz takes a step back to recover.
Muno scores with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muno lands with a shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Muno.
Doofenshmirtz takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Muno throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Doofenshmirtz tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Muno is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Muno lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Muno pushes Doofenshmirtz away with a front kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Muno drops Doofenshmirtz with a right and a left! Muno comes rushing in but Doofenshmirtz regains his composure and manages to keep Muno in guard.

Doofenshmirtz is rocked!
Evil Muno overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Muno controls from within his opponent's guard.
Doofenshmirtz is still in real trouble! Can Muno finish him?
Doofenshmirtz working a defensive guard here.
Muno sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Doofenshmirtz seems to have recovered his senses.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Evil Muno wasn't doing enough on the ground.

Muno catches Doofenshmirtz napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Doofenshmirtz to the canvas!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muno stopping the sweep attempt from Doofenshmirtz.

Doofenshmirtz escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Muno gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Muno not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Muno is looking to work some ground and pound but Doofenshmirtz has wrist control.
Muno is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Muno's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Evil Muno just wasn't active enough.
Muno lands a front kick.
Muno misses with a two punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evil Muno dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Muno connects with a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Muno.
Muno uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doofenshmirtz.

Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Muno wants to control the action here but instead Doofenshmirtz manages to pass to full mount!
Muno is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Muno is looking to improve his position but Doofenshmirtz isn't that keen on the idea.
Doofenshmirtz throws some wild stikes that Muno manages to avoid easily.
Muno is looking to get to half guard.
Muno wants to hold on but Doofenshmirtz pushes him away.
Muno is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muno tries to hold on but Doofenshmirtz postures up.
Doofenshmirtz unloading with bombs!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Muno is trying to escape the mount.

Doofenshmirtz with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Doofenshmirtz is landing with some decent strikes but Muno is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Muno in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muno wants to hold on but Doofenshmirtz pushes him away.
Muno is in all sorts of trouble here.
Muno tries to hold on but Doofenshmirtz pushes him away.
BOOM! Doofenshmirtz connects with a massive shot to the dome!

Muno is rocked!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Doofenshmirtz softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and Muno is out cold! Doofenshmirtz jumps to his feet and celebrates on the cage with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
A very excited looking Heinz Doofenshmirtz made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.