PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Lik Alotadik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Willy Wonka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alotadik comes to the cage accompanied by When Death comes Knocking - Primal Fear. Wonka has chosen Mr Rotten Treats - Insane Clown Posse as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Lik Alotadik is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Alotadik
vs
Wonka

173 cm
28
152 lbs
15 - 4 - 1

173 cm
28
151 lbs
21 - 4 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lik Alotadik!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Willy Wonka!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alotadik scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Alotadik walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wonka checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Alotadik wants to land a leg kick but Wonka is out of range.

Wonka shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Alotadik manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Alotadik has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Wonka stops Alotadik from standing up.
Wonka is fighting to break Alotadik's control of his arms but Alotadik is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Wonka is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Wonka trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Lik Alotadik.
Alotadik ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wonka moves away.
Alotadik takes a swing at Wonka's ribcage but misses.
Wonka tries to clinch up but Alotadik circles away and keeps his distance.
Alotadik moves away from the strike by Wonka.
Alotadik tries a low kick but Wonka avoids it.
Alotadik throws a nice outside leg kick.
Alotadik tests Wonka's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Alotadik avoids the body shot from Wonka.
The fighters circling - Alotadik throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wonka throws a right hand that misses
and Alotadik counters with a good low kick that Wonka was not able to check.
Alotadik keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wonka swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wonka checks a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alotadik avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wonka tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Alotadik was well out of range. Poor timing from Wonka.
Wonka dives in for a single leg takedown but Alotadik sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Alotadik lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Willy Wonka has been cut.
I was talking to Alotadik's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wonka.
Alotadik tries to break the clinch but Wonka is controlling the position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A nice left hand lands by Wonka.
Wonka has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Alotadik avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Alotadik lands with a right to the head.
Wonka fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Alotadik tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Alotadik is pressed up against the cage. Wonka has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Alotadik down to the mat. Alotadik avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Lik Alotadik has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Willy Wonka.
Alotadik with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Alotadik moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Alotadik there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Alotadik misses with a hook.
Willy Wonka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Alotadik throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Wonka's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alotadik will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Alotadik slaps away a takedown attempt from Wonka, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Wonka shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Alotadik as he avoids it easily.
Wonka pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Wonka changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Alotadik looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Wonka wants to control for a moment but Alotadik uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Wonka is looking to take a break and control but Alotadik is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Wonka is looking for a kimura here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Alotadik is looking to improve his position.
Wonka wants to control but Alotadik is keeping him busy.

Wonka is working for a submission of some sort.
Wonka seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Alotadik does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lik Alotadik dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Willy Wonka's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Ouch! a nice leg kick from Alotadik, right into the meat.
Alotadik lands a leg kick that knocks Wonka off balance momentarily.
Wonka takes a swing at Alotadik's ribcage but misses.
Wonka fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Alotadik steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wonka.
Alotadik just misses with a punch to the body.
Wonka darts in looking for a takedown but Alotadik gets double underhooks and turns Wonka into the cage.

Wonka decides to pull guard.

Alotadik stands and steps away. Wonka gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Wonka scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Alotadik throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wonka takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

Wonka decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Alotadik regains full guard. Nicely done.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wonka looking to pass the guard.
Alotadik is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wonka is controlling him.
Alotadik is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Wonka postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Wonka being controlled here momentarily.
Alotadik manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wonka really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Wonka has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Wonka regains half guard.
Alotadik trying to control the action but Wonka is working from the bottom.
Wonka is looking to improve his position.
Wonka is trying to control but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wonka tries to get to full guard but Alotadik has control of the leg.
Wonka is not content to let Alotadik control the position.
Alotadik works his way into full mount!
Wonka manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Alotadik wants to take a breather but Wonka is having none of it.
Alotadik is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Alotadik decides to stand and escape the position.
Alotadik takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Wonka takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wonka looks to land a right hand but Alotadik moved out of range.
Alotadik slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Alotadik moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wonka digs a good hook to Alotadik's body.
Wonka shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Alotadik as he avoids it easily.
Lik Alotadik has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Willy Wonka.
The fighters circling - Alotadik throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Alotadik, right into the meat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lik Alotadik dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Willy Wonka's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Wonka moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Wonka loads up on a big right hand but Alotadik slips the punch.
Wonka misses with a two punch combination.
Alotadik avoids the body shot from Wonka.
Wonka's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Wonka looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Alotadik is fending him off so far but Wonka persists. Nope, Alotadik circles away and we're back to standing.
Wonka shoots for a takedown but Alotadik saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Wonka misses with a body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Alotadik.

That has opened up Willy Wonka's cut even more.
BOOM! Alotadik lands a beautiful left hook that drops Wonka. Wonka tries to recover but Alotadik is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Wonka lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lik Alotadik!
As Lik Alotadik got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: You little chump ass bitch. I told you I was going to smash you. Now go crawl on home, like the little pussy you are! You should just retire and save everyone the pain of watching your boring ass fights where all you do is roll around and play grab ass.'.
Willy Wonka was interviewed post fight and said 'Who paid off the ref/judges? Someone must have!'.