PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kristow Zedski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski comes to the cage accompanied by VHB - Freedom Fighter. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Kristow Zedski enters the cage!

Lebowski
vs
Zedski

201 cm
33
265 lbs
22 - 13 - 1

190 cm
38
288 lbs
22 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeffrey Lebowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kristow Zedski!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Roosa Järviläinen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lebowski lands a nice leg kick that just misses Zedski's sensitive parts.
Zedski fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Zedski throws a leg kick that misses.
Zedski misses with a hook. Lebowski ducked under it nicely.
Zedski moves out of range of the body kick.
Kristow Zedski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zedski stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lebowski.
Lebowski lands a nice looking kick to the body. Zedski takes a step back to recover.
Zedski takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lebowski keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zedski takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Lebowski.
Zedski looks winded!
Zedski misses with a low kick.
Lebowski does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Lebowski scores with a jab.
Zedski on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lebowski. Lebowski obviously looking to wear him down.
Lebowski throws a body kick that misses.
A swing and a miss from Zedski.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zedski takes a swing at Lebowski's ribcage but misses.
Lebowski connects with a leg kick. Zedski looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lebowski slips a jab from Zedski.
Lebowski lands with a thumping leg kick.
Zedski takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A nice inside leg kick there by Lebowski. That's going to slow Zedski down.
Lebowski looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zedski uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lebowski.
Lebowski fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Zedski on the side of the head.
Lebowski lands a body shot.
Lebowski thuds his shin into the meat of Zedski's side.
Lebowski cracks Zedski with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

Zedski is rocked!
Lebowski is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Zedski flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Zedski is out cold! Lebowski holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jeffrey Lebowski!
A relieved looking Jeffrey Lebowski thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.