PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Gleiser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abe comes to the cage accompanied by Uncle Sam Goddamn. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Abe
vs
Gleiser

200 cm
32
283 lbs
18 - 11 - 0

190 cm
37
230 lbs
13 - 17 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Earnest Abe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 17 - 1, fighting out of London, Michael Gleiser!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abe slips a straight right by Gleiser.
Gleiser takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

It looks like Michael Gleiser has been cut.
No joy there for Gleiser, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Abe wants to slow Gleiser down by chopping away at his legs.
Abe ducks under a wild hook from Gleiser.
Gleiser misses with a combination
and Abe counters with a right hand to the body.
Gleiser throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Abe counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Gleiser pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

Gleiser escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Gleiser throws a nice looking combination but Abe bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gleiser throws a left and a right that both miss

and Abe counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Gleiser breaks the clinch.
Abe avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Abe slips under a jab.
Abe misses with a straight right.
A head kick misses from Abe.
Gleiser throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Abe moves into the clinch.

Gleiser breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Abe sends Gleiser crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Abe is motioning to the referee to let Gleiser up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Gleiser is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gleiser checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Gleiser is still on wobbly legs! Can Abe finish him?
Gleiser looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Gleiser seems to have recovered his senses.
Gleiser looks to land a combination but Abe avoids it well.
Some wild striking there from Gleiser.
Abe throws a head kick that misses.
Gleiser fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Gleiser slips a jab from Abe.
Gleiser misses with a few strikes there.
Abe is looking to score with low kicks.
Abe dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Gleiser. That did some damage!
Abe throws a right hand that Gleiser ducks under and follows up with a left that Gleiser also avoids with ease.
A punch combination from Gleiser misses.
Abe misses with a wild combination.
Gleiser throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gleiser will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Abe lands a big right hand that sends Gleiser crashing to the mat! Abe stays standing though and waves Gleiser back to his feet!

That has opened up Michael Gleiser's cut even more.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gleiser bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Abe comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Gleiser falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Gleiser was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Earnest Abe!
Earnest Abe took some time post fight to say the following; 'BOOM ! Earnest Abe is back in business, I can feel the CCF Heavyweight strap around my waist ! '.