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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Slim Crowe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vlad The Impaler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crowe comes to the cage accompanied by Noah Gundersen - Oh Death. The Impaler comes into a darkened arena with his song building. What does the Fox Say kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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178 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Slim Crowe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Vlad The Impaler!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crowe scores with a nice strike.
The Impaler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The Impaler lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Crowe lands with a kick to the ribs.
Crowe looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A head kick by The Impaler misses
and Crowe counters with a slapping leg kick.
The Impaler misses with a kick to the body.
The Impaler tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Crowe is able to avoid easily.
Nice shot by Crowe.
Crowe misses with a body kick.
Crowe takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crowe throws a head kick but The Impaler moves out of range.
The Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crowe manages to avoid it.
The Impaler keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Crowe.
The Impaler blocks a low kick nicely.
The Impaler thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Impaler throws a quick inside leg kick.
Crowe scores with a jab to the jaw.
Crowe on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by The Impaler. The Impaler obviously looking to wear him down.
Crowe feints and then cracks The Impaler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow The Impaler down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Impaler moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Crowe throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The Impaler blocks a jab.
The Impaler jabs Crowe right on the nose. Crowe blinks but takes it well.
A clash of legs there as The Impaler blocks the low kick.
The Impaler connects with the punch.
Crowe throws a head kick but The Impaler moves out of range.
The Impaler lands a slapping body shot.
Crowe lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fight stays on the outside here - The Impaler looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The Impaler misses with a wild body shot.
The Impaler misses the jab.
Crowe takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The Impaler goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Crowe ducks under a wild hook from The Impaler.
The Impaler tries to clinch there but Crowe circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler throws a body kick that misses.
Crowe blocks the body kick.
Crowe thuds a left hand into The Impaler's body.
Crowe throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The Impaler blocks the body kick.
Crowe throws a sloppy head kick and The Impaler moves out of range easily.
Crowe fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and The Impaler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The Impaler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Crowe.
The Impaler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crowe lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Vlad The Impaler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crowe throws a wild body kick that The Impaler sees coming a mile off.
The Impaler lands with a nice body punch.
The Impaler throws a push kick but Crowe slaps the foot to one side.
Crowe scoring well with a low kick there.
The Impaler connects with a leg kick. Crowe looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Crowe pushes The Impaler away with a front kick.
The Impaler throws a shot from downtown. Crowe moves away and avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler misses with a wild body shot.
Crowe connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Impaler scores with a body shot.
A clash of legs there as The Impaler blocks the low kick.
Crowe loads up on a big right hand but The Impaler slips the punch.
Crowe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Impaler moves away.
Crowe scores with a nice head shot.
Crowe is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
The Impaler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crowe.
Crowe throws a low kick but The Impaler avoids it.
The Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crowe connects with the punch.
Crowe is looking to chop away at The Impaler's legs.
The Impaler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Crowe misses with a looping left.
Crowe is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A decent looking body kick lands there for The Impaler.
The Impaler throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The Impaler throws a jab when Crowe was well out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crowe throws a leg kick that misses.
Crowe throws a nice inside leg kick.
The Impaler throws a nice inside leg kick.
The Impaler keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The Impaler chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Crowe can pounce on him.
Crowe walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. The Impaler checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The Impaler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Impaler motions for Crowe to come forward. The Impaler throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
Crowe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Impaler.
Crowe tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Crowe checks a leg kick.
The Impaler with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Impaler gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The Impaler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The Impaler throws a nice outside leg kick.
The Impaler throws a leg kick but Crowe sees it coming and moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Slim Crowe will probably get the nod.
That's time! Crowe's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
The Impaler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Crowe.
The Impaler throws a quick inside leg kick.
The Impaler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Crowe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crowe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Impaler.
The Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crowe is looking to land body kicks.
The Impaler misses the body punch
and Crowe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Crowe throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The Impaler is looking to chop away at Crowe's legs.
Crowe throws a head kick that half lands.
The Impaler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Crowe was well out of range. Poor timing from The Impaler.
Crowe moves out of range of the body kick from The Impaler.
The Impaler's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Crowe throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Crowe throws a hook but The Impaler avoids it easily.
Slim Crowe is winning the standup battle so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Impaler throws a front kick aimed at Crowe's knee but Crowe avoids it well.
Crowe is looking to score with low kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A big left from The Impaler misses.
The Impaler checks the leg kick nicely there.
Crowe misses with a looping left.
The Impaler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Crowe lands a front kick.
Crowe misses with a head kick.
The Impaler throws a sloppy head kick and Crowe moves out of range easily.
The Impaler takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The Impaler feints and then cracks Crowe's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Crowe down.
The Impaler throws a body kick that misses.
The Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
Crowe tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and The Impaler is able to avoid easily.
The Impaler scores with a leg kick.
Crowe tried to score with a low kick but The Impaler checks it.
The Impaler misses with a lunging right hand
and Crowe connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Crowe will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Crowe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The Impaler tries to clinch but Crowe is having none of it.
The Impaler cracks Crowe with a good jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crowe pushes The Impaler away with a front kick.
A jab from The Impaler finds it's way through Crowe's defenses.
Crowe finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Crowe bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps The Impaler's head backwards.
The Impaler throws a sloppy head kick and Crowe moves out of range easily.
The Impaler misses with a looping right.
Donk. Crowe catches The Impaler right on the button with a cross.
Crowe tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and The Impaler is able to avoid easily.
Crowe misses with a head kick.
Crowe jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The Impaler.
The Impaler misses with a wild body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler walks forward, straight into a front kick from Crowe.
Crowe throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by The Impaler.
Crowe scoring well with a low kick there.
An inside leg kick from The Impaler misses.
The Impaler swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Crowe.
The Impaler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Crowe looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Crowe walks into a left hand.
The Impaler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Crowe was well out of range. Poor timing from The Impaler.
The Impaler looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Impaler buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Impaler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Impaler tries to clinch but Crowe moves out of range.
The Impaler misses with a low kick.
Crowe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Impaler punishes Crowe's body with a nice straight punch.
The Impaler connects with a looping right hand.
Crowe swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by The Impaler.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crowe on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Crowe tries to land a leg kick but The Impaler saw it coming and moves away.
Crowe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Crowe.
The Impaler drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The Impaler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from The Impaler. Crowe shrugs it off though.
Crowe avoids the head kick by The Impaler.
The Impaler checks a low kick from Crowe.
Crowe throws a push kick but The Impaler slaps the foot to one side.
The Impaler moves out of range as Crowe throws a body kick.
Crowe goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Impaler connects with a nice looking jab.
The Impaler misses the shot to the body.
The Impaler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Crowe tests The Impaler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Vlad The Impaler will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
The Impaler avoids a kick to the body.
Crowe misses with a wild combination.
A nice leg kick lands there from The Impaler.
Crowe on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The Impaler checks the leg kick nicely there.
Crowe connects with an inside leg kick.
The Impaler jabs Crowe to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Crowe cracks the inside of The Impaler's front leg.
Crowe throws a sloppy head kick and The Impaler moves out of range easily.
A good leg kick by The Impaler.
Crowe lands a nice looking kick to the body. The Impaler takes a step back to recover.
The fighters circling - The Impaler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crowe moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crowe tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Impaler misses with a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crowe. The Impaler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crowe throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Crowe throws a low kick but it's checked well by The Impaler.
Crowe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Crowe ducks under a wild hook from The Impaler.
The Impaler goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Crowe drops his hands momentarily and The Impaler takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Crowe swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by The Impaler.
The Impaler throws a nice head kick!
Crowe throws a front kick aimed at The Impaler's knee but The Impaler avoids it well.
Crowe will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Crowe throws a jab but it's blocked by The Impaler.
A clash of legs there as The Impaler blocks the low kick.
Crowe misses with a low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crowe takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The Impaler tries to score with a low kick but Crowe moves his leg out of the way.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from The Impaler.
The Impaler takes a jab right on the kisser.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crowe steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Impaler.
Crowe misses with a low kick.
The Impaler is looking to land body kicks.
Crowe is looking to score with low kicks.
Crowe misses with a low kick.
Crowe fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. The Impaler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Crowe throws a head kick but The Impaler moves out of range.
Crowe goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The Impaler blocks a low kick nicely.
The Impaler scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The Impaler scores with a head kick.
Crowe is rocked!
Crowe takes a shot right to the bread basket.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crowe scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Crowe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Impaler takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Impaler.
The Impaler throws a sloppy head kick and Crowe moves out of range easily.
The Impaler jabs Crowe to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The Impaler misses with a wild body shot.
Crowe swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crowe tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Good leg kick by Crowe there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Impaler checks a leg kick.
Crowe scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The Impaler misses with a leg kick.
The Impaler misses with a leg kick.
Crowe throws a low kick but The Impaler moves out of range easily.
The Impaler has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Crowe.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by The Impaler there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Impaler with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Impaler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Impaler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Crowe swinging wildly here.
Crowe loads up on a big right hand but The Impaler slips the punch.
Nice defenses there by Crowe.
A lazy left from The Impaler finds it's target.
The Impaler staying out of range there.
Crowe stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Impaler.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head kick by The Impaler misses
and Crowe counters with a low kick, right behind The Impaler 's knee.
The fighters circling - The Impaler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crowe uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Impaler.
Crowe feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to The Impaler's calf.
And that's the end of the fight!
Vlad The Impaler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well The Impaler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Vlad The Impaler!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Vlad The Impaler!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Vlad The Impaler!
Vlad The Impaler wins by unanimous decision!
An out of breath Vlad The Impaler thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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