PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ole Solseng (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Holy Jenova (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Solseng comes to the cage accompanied by Iron Horse - Hero of the Day. The crowd seem to be enjoying Jenova's choice of entrance music: Pink Floyd - Money. Ole Solseng has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Solseng
vs
Jenova

195 cm
25
285 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

225 cm
26
285 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

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World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ole Solseng!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Holy Jenova!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Skip Squint and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Solseng looks to score with a jab to the body but Jenova is just out of range.
Solseng misses with a left hand

and Jenova holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Jenova fails to land.
Solseng blocking some punches.
Jenova tries to work over Solseng's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jenova misses with a short punch on the inside.
Solseng tries a body shot but Jenova blocks it.
Solseng blocks a body shot from Jenova.
Jenova misses with a punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Jenova.
A left hand lands to the body for Jenova.
Solseng blocks a body shot from Jenova.
Solseng misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jenova softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jenova tries to work over Solseng's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A left hand lands to the body for Jenova.
Solseng is breathing heavily.
Solseng misses with a punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Jenova.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jenova.
Solseng prevents a body shot from Jenova.
Jenova can't find room to land a body shot as Solseng controls the action.
We've been informed that Jenova has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenova misses with some punches.
Solseng is trying to break the clinch but Jenova has him pressed against the cage.
Jenova lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jenova scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jenova misses with a punch on the inside.
Solseng working aggressively here.
Jenova lands with a light punch inside.
A hook to the body from Jenova.
Jenova lands with a light punch inside.
Solseng prevents a body shot from Jenova.
Jenova can't find room to land a body shot as Solseng controls the action.
Jenova tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Solseng's elbow.
Jenova tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Solseng's elbow.
Jenova lands with a light punch inside.
Jenova lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Solseng or not.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jenova gets through Solseng's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jenova misses with a punch to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Jenova.
Jenova tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jenova lands a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jenova can't find room to land a body shot as Solseng controls the action.
Jenova lands a shoulder strike.
Solseng prevents a body shot from Jenova.
Jenova gets through Solseng's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jenova lands a shoulder strike.
Jenova misses with a punch to the body.
Jenova tries a body shot but Solseng blocks it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jenova.
A short left from Jenova.
Jenova scores with a hook to the body.
Jenova misses with a body punch.
Jenova fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jenova throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jenova.
Jenova lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right from Jenova on the inside.
Solseng blocks a body shot from Jenova.
Jenova doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jenova lands with a left to the head.
Jenova lands with a left to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jenova lands a left hand.
Jenova tries to work over Solseng's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Solseng swings wildly with an uppercut but Jenova uses good head movement to avoid it.
Solseng blocks a body shot from Jenova.
Jenova lands a right hand that snaps the head of Solseng backwards.
Still in the clinch, Jenova scores with a nice short uppercut.

Solseng is rocked!
Jenova creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Solseng's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Solseng drops to his knees and Jenova pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Holy Jenova!
A very excited looking Holy Jenova made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.