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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heraclio Caro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka comes to the cage accompanied by my dick. Elijah Pitakaka could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Heraclio Caro's chin.
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217 lbs
10 - 3 - 0 |
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188 cm
23
211 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Heraclio Caro!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Micheangelo Fripello and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A solid leg kick lands there for Pitakaka.
An inside leg kick lands from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka scores with a head kick.
It looks like Heraclio Caro has been cut.
Caro misses with a looping left.
Caro lands with a right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pitakaka bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Pitakaka. Caro shrugs it off though.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Pitakaka throws a quick inside leg kick.
Caro's coach down at Facebreaker Academy : Striking was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Caro's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a quick head kick that knocks Caro silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Pitakaka is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Elijah Pitakaka!
A very excited looking Elijah Pitakaka rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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