PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randolph Turpin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Gorrila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Randolph Turpin is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Turpin
vs
Gorrila

195 cm
24
276 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

194 cm
23
280 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Randolph Turpin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Gorrila!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, George Francis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gorrila misses with a hook. Turpin ducked under it nicely.
Gorrila lands with a right hand.
Turpin is looking to score with low kicks.
Gorrila fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
We've been informed that Gorrila has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Gorrila pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Gorrila - that will leave a mark!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gorrila checks a leg kick nicely.
Gorrila tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Turpin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Gorrila misses with a hook
and Turpin counters with an inside leg kick.
Turpin checks a low kick from Gorrila.
Gorrila throws out a leg kick but Turpin moves out of range and Gorrila only half commits.
Gorrila lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Gorrila tries to clinch there but Turpin circles away.
Turpin moves out of range of the leg kick from Gorrila.
Turpin takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Gorrila misses with a low kick.
Gorrila throws a head kick but Turpin moves out of range.
Gorrila throws a head kick that misses.
We've been told by Turpin's head coaches at Brotherhood Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turpin on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Turpin misses with a wild body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Gorrila.
Turpin looks to score with a jab to the body but Gorrila is just out of range.
Gorrila's corner calls for a 1-2. Gorrila obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Turpin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gorrila pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An inside leg kick lands from Gorrila.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gorrila connects with the punch.
Gorrila cracks Turpin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Gorrila tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Gorrila throws a right and a left that both miss.
Turpin misses with a shot to the body
and Gorrila connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gorrila throws a push kick but Turpin slaps the foot to one side.
Gorrila thows a body shot but no joy.
Fat Gorrila seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turpin ducks under a wild hook from Gorrila.
Turpin keeps Gorrila at a distance using the push kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila tries to work over Turpin's front leg with a kick but Turpin checks it.

Gorrila fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Turpin, pushing him back against the cage.
Gorrila tries a knee to the head but Turpin blocks it.
Gorrila blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Gorrila misses with a punch on the inside.
Turpin's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Turpin avoids a wild elbow strike from Gorrila.
Gorrila managing to block the knees to the body from Turpin.
Gorrila comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Randolph Turpin has been cut.
Gorrila misses with a body punch.
Gorrila lands an uppercut.
Turpin digs a right hand into Gorrila's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Gorrila's gas tank.
Turpin lands a shot to the body.
Knees to the body from Gorrila.
Gorrila misses with the head strike.
Gorrila throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Turpins head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A short uppercut from Turpin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turpin scores with a knee to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Turpin's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Turpin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gorrila's elbow.
Turpin looking to stall.
Turpin misses with a hook to the ribs.
Turpin can't break the clinch.
Turpin tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Gorrila avoids it.
Gorrila scores with a shoulder strike.
Turpin prevents a body shot from Gorrila.
Turpin has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Turpin avoids a wild elbow strike from Gorrila.
Gorrila is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Turpin is keeping busy.
A short uppercut from Turpin.
Gorrila lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Turpin misses with a body punch.
Gorrila lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Turpin breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
An inside leg kick lands from Gorrila.
Gorrila fails in his attempt to clinch.
Turpin throws a shot from downtown. Gorrila moves away and avoids it.
Gorrila looks for the body kick but Turpin saw that one coming.
Gorrila throws a nice looking combination but Turpin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Good work by Turpin as he checks the leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Gorrila.
Turpin misses with a head kick.
Gorrila does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Gorrila throws a head kick but Turpin moves out of range.
Turpin throws a sloppy head kick and Gorrila moves out of range easily.
Gorrila checks a low kick from Turpin.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Turpin swats away the attempt to clinch by Gorrila.
Gorrila is looking to land body kicks.
Gorrila looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fat Gorrila dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Randolph Turpin's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Gorrila tries to clinch there but Turpin circles away.
A good leg kick by Turpin.
Gorrila tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Turpin manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Gorrila throws a body punch but Turpin moves out of range.
Turpin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Gorrila.
Gorrila lands a front kick.
Turpin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Gorrila throws a jab but it's blocked by Turpin.
Turpin checks the leg kick.
Turpin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Gorrila. That did some damage!
Turpin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Turpin drops his hands momentarily and Gorrila takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Gorrila swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gorrila fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Gorrila stalks Turpin and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Turpin's face. Turpin staggers backwards, shaken.
Gorrila tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gorrila checks the leg kick nicely there.
Turpin lands a head kick!
Gorrila checks a leg kick nicely.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Turpin.
Turpin throws a front kick aimed at Gorrila's knee but Gorrila avoids it well.
Gorrila tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Gorrila throws a push kick but Turpin slaps the foot to one side.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turpin darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Turpin moves out of range as Gorrila strikes.
Gorrila connects with a solid leg kick.
Turpin checks the leg kick.
Turpin is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Turpin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gorrila.
Gorrila closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Turpin cracks Gorrila with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Turpin misses with a combination
and Gorrila counters with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Turpin checks the leg kick.
Turpin on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Turpin throws a leg kick but Gorrila sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Gorrila scores with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Gorrila lunges at Turpin with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Turpin's hand.
Turpin tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A solid leg kick lands there for Gorrila.
Gorrila throws a leg kick but Turpin sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Gorrila lands a lovely overhand right.
Turpin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Turpin throws a right hand that Gorrila ducks under and follows up with a left that Gorrila also avoids with ease.
Gorrila lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Turpin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Gorrila connects with a high kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila connects with a leg kick. Turpin looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

Gorrila darts in and clinches Turpin up against the cage.
Gorrila looking to stall.
A knee to the head by Turpin.
Turpin trying to control the position but instead, Gorrila has worked for underhooks and has pushed Turpin into the cage.
Gorrila with a knee to the head.
Turpin letting Gorrila take a breather here.
Gorrila keeps control of Turpin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Gorrila lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Turpin backwards.
Turpin blocks a body shot from Gorrila.
Turpin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Gorrila.
Gorrila prevents Turpin from breaking the clinch.
Turpin tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila lands with a short shot to the head.
Fat Gorrila seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gorrila misses with a body punch.
Gorrila taking a breather.
Gorrila scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Gorrila unloads a knee to the mid-section. Turpin lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Turpin's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Gorrila has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Gorrila digs a right hand underneath Turpin's ribcage. Turpin let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Gorrila lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Gorrila.
A short left from Gorrila.
Gorrila softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Turpin blocking some punches.
Gorrila has Turpin pushed against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A right hook to the body lands for Gorrila.
Gorrila stalls.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fat Gorrila showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Randolph Turpin's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Gorrila's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Gorrila duly obliges.
Gorrila misses with a wild body shot.
Turpin takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Gorrila fails with an attempt to clinch.
Turpin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Turpin blocks the body kick.
Turpin throws a half hearted mid kick.
Turpin with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Gorrila is looking to slow Turpin down with leg kicks.
That kick from Gorrila tenderised Turpin's leg. Turpin is trying to keep his angry face on.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Gorrila closes the distance and pushes Turpin back into the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gorrila.
The referee calls for Gorrila to work.
Turpin tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Gorrila pushes Turpin back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turpin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Turpin is trying to break the clinch but Gorrila has him pressed against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gorrila.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Turpin.
Gorrila swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gorrila's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Gorrila misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gorrila lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Gorrila trying to control the position but instead, Turpin has worked for underhooks and has pushed Gorrila into the cage.
Turpin misses with a body punch.
Gorrila lands a left hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gorrila creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gorrila misses with a hook to the ribs.
Randolph Turpin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Turpin.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Gorrila lands an elbow that stopped Turpin in his tracks for a moment.

Turpin breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Turpin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Gorrila is looking to clinch.
Fat Gorrila seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Turpin looks to score with a jab to the body but Gorrila is just out of range.
Turpin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Gorrila counters with an outside leg kick.
Turpin moves out of range as Gorrila throws a body kick.
Turpin takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Turpin throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sloppy strikes from Gorrila. Those never looked like landing.
Gorrila throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Turpin to counter with a crisp jab.
Turpin checks a leg kick.
Gorrila tries to land a front kick but Turpin steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

Gorrila clinches up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gorrila misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gorrila avoiding damage.
Gorrila swings wildly with an uppercut but Turpin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Turpin works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Turpin is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gorrila.
Gorrila throws a knee to the head but misses.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Turpin.
Gorrila misses with a punch on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Gorrila can't find room to land a body shot as Turpin controls the action.
Gorrila trying to control the position but instead, Turpin has worked for underhooks and has pushed Gorrila into the cage.
Turpin tries to throw a body punch but Gorrila avoids it by throwing Turpin back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Turpin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Turpin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gorrila manages to avoid it.
Turpin misses with a body kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Gorrila.
Gorrila cracks Turpin with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gorrila stalks Turpin and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Turpin's face. Turpin staggers backwards, shaken.
Turpin misses with a low kick.
Gorrila shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Gorrila scores with a hook.
Turpin uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Gorrila lands a front kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gorrila looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Turpin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fat Gorrila is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Turpin circles away from the clinch attempt.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fat Gorrila comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Gorrila has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fat Gorrila!