PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dry Humping (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pimbo Tights (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tights has chosen Mama Gon Knock You Out! as his entrance music. Dry Humping had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Humping
vs
Tights

178 cm
26
170 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

175 cm
23
182 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent knees
Good gas tank

The Dark Side
GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dry Humping!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pimbo Tights!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Micheangelo Fripello and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Humping swings for the body but Tights moves out of range.
Tights fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Humping misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Tights counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Tights fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Humping, pushing him back against the cage.
Humping takes a knee right on the jaw!
Tights comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Humping misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tights connects with a nasty looking knee right to Humping's face.

It looks like Dry Humping has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Humping misses with some punches.
Tights lands a nice elbow.

Humping is rocked!
Humping working aggressively here.
Tights blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Humping misses with a punch to the body.
Humping looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Humping tries to break free but Tights pushes him back against the cage.
Tights lands an elbow that stopped Humping in his tracks for a moment.
Tights putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Humping in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Humping takes an elbow to the forehead.
Tights with a knee to the head.
Oh Humping is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tights creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Humping! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Tights.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pimbo Tights!
During a confident post fight interview, Pimbo Tights thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.