PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Natural Tahuti (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hubert J Farnsworth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Natural Tahuti could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hubert J Farnsworth's chin.

Tahuti
vs
J Farnsworth

190 cm
25
205 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

199 cm
26
215 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Natural Tahuti!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Hubert J Farnsworth!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Sandra Marshall and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Farnsworth lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Tahuti misses with a low kick.
Tahuti rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Farnsworth moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tahuti staying out of range there.
Tahuti will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Farnsworth misses with a straight left.
Farnsworth listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Farnsworth throws a lazy right hand but Tahuti sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Farnsworth looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Tahuti looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tahuti throws a right hand that Farnsworth ducks under and follows up with a left that Farnsworth also avoids with ease.
Farnsworth lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Sloppy strikes from Tahuti. Those never looked like landing.
Farnsworth throws an overhand right that lands on Tahuti's shoulder, as Tahuti tries to avoid the shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farnsworth darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Farnsworth has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A cross from Farnsworth lands.

Farnsworth sends Tahuti crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Farnsworth is motioning to the referee to let Tahuti up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Tahuti is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tahuti fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tahuti throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Farnsworth on the side of the head.
Tahuti tries to score with a low kick but Farnsworth moves his leg out of the way.
Tahuti scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Farnsworth drops Tahuti with a naaaaasty hook - Tahuti is in real trouble here! Farnsworth dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hubert J Farnsworth!
Hubert J Farnsworth very nearly forgot to thank Ace of Spades Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.