PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Armed Gun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ossilus Chiarmanda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chiarmanda has chosen Long live my homeland, my free Tajikistan! as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Gun
vs
Chiarmanda

170 cm
21
168 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

175 cm
20
162 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

World class boxer
Cardio machine

World class MT
Solid chin

KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Armed Gun!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ossilus Chiarmanda!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gun will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Chiarmanda misses with a body shot
and Gun counters with a two punch combo.
Chiarmanda misses with a head kick.
A jab from Chiarmanda misses.
Chiarmanda throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Gun's head.
Gun cracks Chiarmanda with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gun fails to land with a series of punches.
Chiarmanda lands a nice looking body kick.
Gun has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Chiarmanda.
Chiarmanda looks to throw a body kick
and Gun cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Gun avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gun throws a right and a left that Chiarmanda avoids nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Chiarmanda.
Gun looks to land a right hand but Chiarmanda moved out of range.
Chiarmanda misses with a jab to the body
and Gun counters with a stiff right hand.
Chiarmanda thumps Gun with a low kick.
Chiarmanda misses with an attempted mid kick.
Gun looks to throw the jab but Chiarmanda is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chiarmanda uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gun.
Chiarmanda throws an overhand right that lands on Gun's shoulder, as Gun tries to avoid the shot.
Gun moves forwards but Chiarmanda connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Gun takes one on the button.
Gun misses with a body kick.
Chiarmanda pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gun throws a chopping leg kick but Chiarmanda manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Gun displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Chiarmanda throws out the jab.
Gun slips a straight right by Chiarmanda.
Chiarmanda tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Gun is able to avoid easily.
Chiarmanda is looking to clinch.
Gun has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Chiarmanda.
Chiarmanda throws a low kick but Gun avoids it.
Chiarmanda takes one on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chiarmanda lands a nice looking body kick.

Gun staggers Chiarmanda with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Chiarmanda looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! Just in time and the ref is going to let the fight continue!

Chiarmanda is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chiarmanda throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chiarmanda connects with a jab.
Chiarmanda slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Chiarmanda thows a body shot but no joy.
Chiarmanda takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Chiarmanda is still on wobbly legs! Can Gun finish him?
Chiarmanda throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Chiarmanda seems to have recovered his senses.
Gun will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gun misses with a body kick.
Gun misses with a straight left.
Chiarmanda looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Chiarmanda has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Chiarmanda there as he acknowledges the shot.
Gun avoids the body shot from Chiarmanda.
Chiarmanda misses with a looping left.
Gun misses with a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gun misses with a jab, cross combination.
Chiarmanda fails in his attempt to clinch.
Chiarmanda moves in looking to clinch but Gun pushes him off.
Chiarmanda looks to land a left hand but Gun moved out of range nicely.
Gun throws a nice looking combination but Chiarmanda bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gun throws a right and a left that Chiarmanda avoids nicely.
Chiarmanda looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
It looks like Gun has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Gun throws a right hand that Chiarmanda ducks under and follows up with a left that Chiarmanda also avoids with ease.
Chiarmanda lands a two punch combo.
Gun steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chiarmanda.
Chiarmanda lands with a right hand.
Gun lands a really nice looking cross but Chiarmanda seems unphased.
Chiarmanda moves in looking to clinch but Gun pushes him off.
Chiarmanda is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Chiarmanda tries to close the distance and clinch but Gun swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice jab there from Gun.
Chiarmanda avoids a punch combination nicely.
Gun takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Chiarmanda defending well as Gun loads up on a big left hand.
Chiarmanda ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gun moves away.
Gun feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Chiarmandas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Chiarmanda scores with a head kick.
Chiarmanda jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Gun throws a right and a left that both miss.
Chiarmanda tries to move into range but Gun moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Some wild striking there from Gun.
Gun throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chiarmanda.
The fighters circling - Gun throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Armed Gun should take that round, based on the knockdown.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Chiarmanda throws a lazy right hand but Gun sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Gun moves into range and connects with a jab.
Chiarmanda fails in his attempt to clinch.
Gun looks for the body kick but Chiarmanda saw that one coming.
Chiarmanda looks to land a right hand but Gun moved out of range.
Armed Gun is winning the standup battle so far.
Gun rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Chiarmanda moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Chiarmanda lands with a right hand.
Chiarmanda misses with a wild body shot.
Chiarmanda just misses with a punch to the body.
Gun scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Gun avoids the head kick by Chiarmanda.
Chiarmanda looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Gun throws out a loose jab but Chiarmanda uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gun circles away from the clinch attempt.
Chiarmanda throws a wild body kick that Gun sees coming a mile off.
Gun misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gun misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gun tries to land a front kick but Chiarmanda steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Gun throws a series of punches but Chiarmanda moves out of range.
Gun misses with a few strikes there.
Chiarmanda misses with a head kick.
Gun avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Chiarmanda scores with a nice right hand.
Gun scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Chiarmanda wants to clinch.
Armed Gun is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Gun lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A low kick from Chiarmanda misses
and Gun counters with a straight right hand.
Chiarmanda scores with a head kick. Gun tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chiarmanda closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chiarmanda takes a swing at Gun's ribcage but misses.
Chiarmanda ducks under a wild hook from Gun.
Chiarmanda is looking to clinch but Gun is avoiding it.
Chiarmanda throws a shot from downtown. Gun moves away and avoids it.
Chiarmanda throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Chiarmanda throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Gun is looking to slow Chiarmanda down with leg kicks.
A bone on bone clash there as Gun blocks the leg kick.
Chiarmanda moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice body kick from Gun.
Gun scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Gun with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Chiarmanda to score with a decent uppercut.
The crowd cheers as Gun lands an impressive looking overhand right. Chiarmanda doesn't seem phased though.
Gun lands a body shot.
Gun with a nice cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gun keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chiarmanda.
Gun lands with an overhand left.
Gun rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Chiarmanda moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gun misses with a hook. Chiarmanda ducked under it nicely.
Gun throws a series of punches but Chiarmanda avoids them all with ease.
Chiarmanda moves in looking to clinch but Gun pushes him off.
Chiarmanda has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Chiarmanda tries to clinch up
and Gun counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Chiarmanda wants to clinch.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Chiarmanda goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A big right from Gun misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chiarmanda shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Chiarmanda scores with a sloppy right hand. Gun should have avoided that one.
Chiarmanda looks for the body kick but Gun saw that one coming.
Chiarmanda throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gun takes a swing at Chiarmanda's ribcage but misses.
Gun swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Gun takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gun misses with a double jab.
Chiarmanda pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chiarmanda connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Gun swinging wildly here.
Gun avoids a kick to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gun moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Chiarmanda doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Chiarmanda.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Armed Gun dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Chiarmanda throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Gun's head.
Chiarmanda tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Gun paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Gun throws a low kick but it's checked well by Chiarmanda.
Gun falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Chiarmanda counter with a right hand.
Gun takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A combination from Chiarmanda does no damage.

Chiarmanda has closed the distance and engaged Gun in a clinch.

Gun breaks from the clinch.
Chiarmanda throws a sloppy head kick and Gun moves out of range easily.
Chiarmanda takes one on the button.
Chiarmanda connects with a jab.
Chiarmanda dodges the punch combination from Gun.
A combination from Gun does no damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chiarmanda with a hook.

Gun is rocked!
Gun has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Gun there as he acknowledges the shot.
Oh Gun is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chiarmanda waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Gun.
Chiarmanda lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Gun crumples to the floor! Chiarmanda milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ossilus Chiarmanda!
Ossilus Chiarmanda is the new lightweight champion!
Our winner, Ossilus Chiarmanda, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.