PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jupiters Cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kanji Inoki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cock
vs
Inoki

225 cm
26
275 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

186 cm
26
232 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jupiters Cock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kanji Inoki!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Winston Alpacca and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cock waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Inoki.
Inoki closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cock circles away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cock. Inoki does a little dance to reset his feet.
Inoki moves out of range as Cock strikes.
Inoki fails with the takedown.
Inoki fails with a takedown attempt.
Jupiters Cock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kanji Inoki.

Oooooh!!! Cock has knocked Inoki down with a huge combo! Cock steps away and waves a wobbly Inoki back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Kanji Inoki has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A telegraphed right hand from Cock misses the target.

Cock feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Inoki sprawling to the canvas! Inoki rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Cock finish him?!

Inoki is rocked!

That has opened up Kanji Inoki's cut even more.
Cock throws an overhand right that lands on Inoki's shoulder, as Inoki tries to avoid the shot.
Inoki dives in and grabs Cock's left leg, looking for a takedown. Cock pushes down on Inoki's head and hops out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Inoki shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Cock pinned against the cage. Cock gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Cock sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Inoki's defenses. It connects perfectly with Inoki's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jupiters Cock!