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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lager Assassin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Assassin has chosen yes as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



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156 lbs
43 - 22 - 0
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149 lbs
37 - 17 - 1
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 43 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 17 - 1, fighting out of London, Lager Assassin!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, William Gold and Donald Grub.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson scoring well with a low kick there.
Simpson misses with a hook.
That kick from Simpson tenderised Assassin's leg. Assassin is trying to keep his angry face on.
Simpson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Simpson stuffs the takedown attempt from Assassin. Assassin gets slowly back to his feet.
Simpson misses with a body kick.
Simpson on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Simpson looks to throw the jab but Assassin is out of range.
Simpson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Assassin lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Simpson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Assassin moves away.
Simpson scores with a nice right hand.
Simpson looks to score with a jab to the body but Assassin is just out of range.
Simpson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Assassin shoots for a double leg takedown but Simpson sprawls well. He's pushed Assassin's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Assassin pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Simpson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assassin fails with a takedown attempt.
Homer Simpson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lager Assassin.
Simpson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Assassin sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Assassin needs to keep his hands up - Simpson had a free shot at his head there.
Assassin looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Simpson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lager Assassin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Simpson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Simpson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Simpson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Simpson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Simpson stops a takedown attempt from Assassin.
Assassin prevents a body shot from Simpson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Assassin misses with the head strike.

Assassin breaks from the clinch.
Assassin misses with a right hand
and Simpson counters with a slapping leg kick.
Simpson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Assassin.

Simpson throws Assassin to one side and escapes!
A right-left combo lands from Assassin.
Assassin dives in and grabs Simpson's left leg, looking for a takedown. Simpson pushes down on Assassin's head and hops out.
Simpson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Assassin tries to clinch
and Simpson counters with a straight right hand.
Assassin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Simpson works Assassin's body with a nice hook.
Simpson connects with a solid leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Assassin shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Simpson as he avoids it easily.
Simpson lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Assassin takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Assassin tries to clinch but Simpson is having none of it.

Simpson has Assassin up against the cage in a clinch.
Assassin is looking for a takedown.
Assassin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Assassin manages to break the clinch.
A good leg kick by Simpson.
Assassin gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Simpson.
Homer Simpson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Simpson throws a series of punches but Assassin avoids them all with ease.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Assassin dives in for a single leg takedown but Simpson sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.

Assassin breaks the clinch.
Simpson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Simpson ducks under a wild hook from Assassin.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Simpson takes the fight into the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Simpson as the two fighters clinch.
Assassin tries to throw a body punch but Simpson avoids it by throwing Assassin back against the cage.
Assassin struggles to land a body shot inside as Simpson controls his hands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Assassin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Simpson scores with a nice hook to the head.

Assassin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Simpson lands a leg kick that knocks Assassin off balance momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Homer Simpson dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Assassin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Simpson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Simpson throws a leg kick but Assassin moved away.
Assassin throws a lazy uppercut
and Simpson counters with a nice low kick that buckles Assassin's knee momentarily.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Simpson attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Assassin shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Simpson but Simpson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Simpson scores with a hook to the body. Assassin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
No luck for Assassin with that takedown attempt.
Simpson cracks a nice hook into Assassin's ribs.
Simpson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Assassin's head backwards.
Assassin's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Assassin looks for a takedown but Simpson sprawls well.
Homer Simpson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lager Assassin.
Assassin thows a body shot but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assassin takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Simpson swats away the attempt to clinch by Assassin.
Simpson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Assassin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Assassin tries to clinch but Simpson moves away
and Simpson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Simpson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Homer Simpson is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice sprawl there from Simpson as Assassin shoots in.
Simpson fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Assassin is out of range.
Simpson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Simpson throws a lazy right hand but Assassin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Simpson looks to score with a jab to the body but Assassin is just out of range.
Assassin loads up on a big right hand but Simpson slips the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Assassin gets a double leg takedown into Simpson's guard.
Assassin won't allow Simpson to sweep him here.
Assassin loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson has control of Assassin's left arm, preventing Assassin from doing any damage.
Simpson being controlled here, momentarily.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Assassin postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Assassin won't allow Simpson to sweep him here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Assassin throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Assassin lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Assassin with a flurry of punches that miss.
Simpson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Simpson wants to sweep but no luck.
Simpson trying to control the position.
Assassin preventing the sweep.
Assassin with a flurry of punches that miss.
Simpson is looking to stand up but Assassin isn't so interested in that idea.
Simpson keeping moving, preventing Assassin from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Assassin working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Assassin preventing the sweep.
Simpson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Assassin throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Simpson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Assassin postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Assassin throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Simpson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Assassin wants to pass the guard but Simpson is keeping the position.
Simpson bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Assassin's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Assassin has his hands on Simpson's head, controlling the position.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Assassin has a closed guard, preventing Simpson from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Lager Assassin will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!


A cross from Assassin lands.
Simpson moves away from the strike by Assassin.
Assassin shoots in for a takedown but Simpson shows good takedown defense.
Simpson ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Simpson attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Simpson lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Simpson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Assassin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Simpson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Assassin looks to land a right hand but Simpson moved out of range.
Simpson connects with a crisp jab.
Simpson stuffs the takedown attempt from Assassin. Assassin gets slowly back to his feet.
Simpson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Assassin in his tracks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson throws a chopping leg kick but Assassin manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
The crowd cheers as Simpson lands an impressive looking overhand right. Assassin doesn't seem phased though.
Assassin fails to land with a series of punches.
Assassin throws an overhand right that lands on Simpson's shoulder, as Simpson tries to avoid the shot.
Assassin throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Simpson counters with a big head kick but Assassin shrugs it off.
Simpson throws a leg kick which misses Assassin's front leg but catches the back leg as Assassin tries to avoid it.
Assassin fails with a takedown attempt.
Homer Simpson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lager Assassin.
Assassin takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Assassin misses with a two punch combination.
Simpson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Simpson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Assassin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Simpson scores with a sloppy right hand. Assassin should have avoided that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Assassin cracks Simpson with a good jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Simpson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Simpson throws a nice outside leg kick.
A left lands for Assassin.

Simpson drives through and clinches with Assassin against the cage.

Simpson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Some wild striking there from Assassin.
Simpson moves out of range of the strikes.
Assassin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Simpson.
Simpson moves out of range as Assassin strikes.
An inside leg kick lands from Simpson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson scores with a nice right hand.
The crowd cheers as Simpson lands an impressive looking overhand right. Assassin doesn't seem phased though.
A telegraphed right hand from Assassin misses the target.
Simpson connects with a nice looking jab.
Simpson connects with a solid leg kick.
A head kick from Simpson lands but Assassin takes it in his stride.
Simpson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Simpson scoring well with a low kick there.
Simpson's corner calls for a 1-2. Simpson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Assassin throws out a loose jab but Simpson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Assassin lands a nice hook to Simpson's body. Simpson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Assassin might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
A big left from Simpson misses.
Assassin avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Simpson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Simpson.
Assassin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Simpson backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Simpson.
Assassin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Simpson throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

Simpson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Assassin shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Simpson but Simpson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Simpson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Assassin throws an off balance right hand
and Simpson counters with a nice leg kick.
Simpson takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Assassin gets cracked there but stands up to it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Homer Simpson showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Simpson has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 29:28
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homer Simpson!

Homer Simpson thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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