PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Selby Campbell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ferguson
vs
Campbell

185 cm
34
200 lbs
24 - 19 - 1

186 cm
37
192 lbs
20 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Selby Campbell!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Campbell jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Campbell will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Campbell keeps the fight on the outside.
Ferguson misses with a hook. Campbell ducked under it nicely.
Campbell lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Campbell.
Selby Campbell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ferguson misses with a two punch combination.
Ferguson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Campbell misses with a double jab.
We've been told by Ferguson's head coaches at CW's Elite Kung-Fu Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Campbell misses with the combination.
Campbell wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ferguson throws the kick towards the body but Campbell avoids it.
Campbell lands a head shot.
Campbell misses with the combination.
Ferguson misses with a right hand

and Campbell counters by clinching up.
Campbell jumps guard but Ferguson turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Ferguson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Campbell tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Ferguson just stands there and leans against the cage.
Ferguson throws an elbow that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Campbell fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Selby Campbell.
Campbell tries to pull guard but Ferguson forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Campbell tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Campbell avoids it.
Ferguson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Campbell looks winded!
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but Campbell blocks with his arms.
Ferguson lands a body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ferguson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ferguson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Campbell tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ferguson smiles and moves away.
Ferguson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Campbell throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ferguson.

Campbell tries to keep at a distance but Ferguson has taken the fight into the clinch.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Campbell has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson scores with a shoulder strike.
Ferguson avoiding damage.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Campbell's ribcage.
Campbell takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ferguson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ferguson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ferguson is leaning against Campbell and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ferguson lands a body punch.
Ferguson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Campbells head.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Campbell's face.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.

It looks like Selby Campbell has been cut.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Ferguson throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
Ferguson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Campbell tries to pull guard but Ferguson holds him up against the cage and eventually Campbell drops back down to his feet.
Campbell is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Ferguson to keep the fight standing.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Campbell fails to pull guard.
Campbell jumps guard but Ferguson turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Campbell tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Ferguson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Campbell tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ferguson smiles and moves away.
Ferguson works Campbell's body with a nice hook.
Ferguson fails with an attempt to clinch.
A lazy left from Ferguson finds it's target.
Ferguson connects with a solid leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ferguson throws a head kick but Campbell moves out of range.
Ferguson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ferguson is looking to slow Campbell down with leg kicks.
Ferguson digs a good hook to Campbell's body.
Ferguson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Campbell connects with a nice looking jab.
Ferguson lands a nice looking body shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a nice hook to Campbell's body. Campbell takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Ferguson throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Campbell stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ferguson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Ferguson lands a leg kick that knocks Campbell off balance momentarily.
Campbell with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Ferguson to score with a decent uppercut.
Turd Ferguson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ferguson connects with an inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Selby Campbell's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Campbell avoids the head kick by Ferguson.
An inside leg kick lands from Ferguson.
Campbell throws a series of punches but Ferguson moves out of range.
Campbell lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ferguson circles away quickly and effectively.
Campbell swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Campbell's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nice body punch from Ferguson.
Campbell rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ferguson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Ferguson.
Ferguson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Campbell.
Ferguson connects with a solid leg kick.
Selby Campbell is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ferguson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Ferguson scores with a nice strike.
Campbell is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ferguson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ferguson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ferguson scores with a spinning back kick!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Campbell swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Ferguson lands a big head kick that sends Campbell tumbling to the mat! Ferguson takes a step backwards and waves Campbell back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Campbell is rocked!
Turd Ferguson is winning the standup battle so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ferguson cracks the inside of Campbell's front leg.
Campbell is still on wobbly legs! Can Ferguson finish him?

Ferguson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.
Ferguson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Campbell in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ferguson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Campbell's defenses.
Knees to the body from Ferguson.
Ferguson jerks Campbell's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Campbell drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Ferguson goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Ferguson because Campbell was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.