PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Beautiful Disaster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyler Jensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beautiful Disaster had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 171.1lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Tyler Jensen is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Disaster
vs
Jensen

188 cm
30
184 lbs
14 - 0 - 0

184 cm
32
185 lbs
14 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Beautiful Disaster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tyler Jensen!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Disaster keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Jensen shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Disaster as he avoids it easily.
Jensen shoots in looking for a takedown but Disaster manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Jensen's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Beautiful Disaster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyler Jensen.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jensen.

Jensen darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Disaster is not content to let Jensen control the position.

Jensen is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Disaster is just riding it out for now. Jensen eventually gives up the hold.
Disaster has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Jensen is working away from the top position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Disaster is trying to stand back up but Jensen is controlling him
Jensen works his way into full mount!
Jensen lands a heavy elbow.

Jensen goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Disaster turns into him and now he's in Jensen's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jensen pushes Disaster off and scrambles back to his feet.
Disaster displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jensen.
Jensen looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Jensen shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jensen fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Disaster sprawls well initially but Jensen persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Disaster tries to kick Jensen off but Jensen keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Jensen passes to full mount!

Jensen looking for a guillotine from mount but Disaster is having none of it.
Jensen prevents Disaster from getting the reversal.
Disaster avoids a series of strikes thrown by Jensen.
Jensen lands a nice shot to the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disaster tries to hold on but Jensen pushes him away.
Disaster working to try and regain half guard.
Jensen can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Disaster is looking to escape.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyler Jensen dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Jensen will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Nice takedown defense from Disaster. No joy for Jensen on that attempt.
Disaster tries to clinch but Jensen is having none of it.
Disaster misses with a head kick.

Jensen looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Disaster!
Disaster wants to control but Jensen postures up.
Jensen wants to control but Disaster is keeping him busy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Disaster is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Jensen asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Jensen cracks Disaster with an elbow. That is naaassty.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Disaster is looking to get back to his feet here but Jensen is keeping cool and he's managed to take Disaster's back.
Disaster looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.

Jensen looking for the choke but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jensen goes for a risky armbar from back mount and it's not paid off. Disaster escapes and is now in half guard on top.
Jensen wants to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Disaster stalling.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Jensen makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Jensen.

Jensen throws his legs up looking for a submission but Disaster uses it to pass to side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disaster working away.
Jensen gets back to half guard.
Jensen is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Disaster jumps into side control!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyler Jensen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Jensen has a takedown stuffed.
Jensen shoots in for a takedown but Disaster shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Jensen throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Disaster's waist but Disaster gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Jensen off to one side.
Beautiful Disaster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyler Jensen.
Disaster tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Disaster wants to clinch up but Jensen keeps it at a distance.
Disaster tries to clinch but Jensen moves out of range.
Disaster lands with an overhand left.

Jensen shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Disaster's guard.
Disaster has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Jensen is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Disaster utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Disaster wants to control but Jensen passes easily into half guard.

Disaster kicks off Jensen and gets to his feet.
Jensen fails with the takedown

and Disaster counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Disaster throws a punch but it's blocked by Jensen.
Disaster misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Disaster fails to land.
Still in the clinch, Disaster scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jensen prevents a body shot from Disaster.
A frustrated look appears on Jensen's face as he tries to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jensen.
Jensen wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Disaster has a couple of punches blocked by Jensen.
Disaster lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jensen backwards.
Disaster misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Disaster.
Disaster lands with a light punch inside.
A head punch on the inside from Disaster fails to land.
Disaster tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Disaster.

Jensen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Horrible takedown by Jensen or perhaps it was just good defense by Disaster which made him look bad.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Disaster tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jensen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Beautiful Disaster is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jensen looks to land a combination but Disaster avoids it well.
Disaster doesn't manage to clinch there - Jensen circles away.
Jensen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Disaster tries to close the distance and clinch but Jensen swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jensen tries to bum rush Disaster with a series of wild strikes but Disaster uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Beautiful Disaster is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Disaster throws a sloppy head kick and Jensen moves out of range easily.
Disaster is looking to clinch but Jensen is avoiding it.
Jensen shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Disaster sprawls well. Disaster wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Jensen gets slowly back to his feet.
Jensen goes for a double leg but Disaster avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Disaster continues to drive forward.
Disaster tries to work over Jensen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Disaster tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disaster lands an uppercut.
Jensen is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jensen has had enough of the clinch but Disaster keeps him there for the moment.
Disaster tries a body shot but Jensen blocks it.
Disaster misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Disaster throws a punch but it's blocked by Jensen.
Disaster scores with a nice hook to the head.
Disaster tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Disaster doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Disaster throws a head punch that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Disaster creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beautiful Disaster clearly takes that round.
That's time! Disaster's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Jensen shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Jensen showed some decent athleticism there.
Jensen trying to pass the guard but Disaster defending well.
Jensen seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Disaster does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Still in half guard, Jensen seems content to control.
Jensen is looking to advance position but Disaster won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Jensen scoring with strikes to the body and head.

Jensen seems to be working for a kimura but Disaster defends the submission attempt.
Jensen passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Disaster!
Jensen trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Disaster is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Weed Nation, so we'll see if he gets out of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jensen lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Disaster hang on?
Jensen looking to ground and pound but Disaster is blocking nicely.
Jensen misses with a head shot.

Disaster defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Jensen.
Disaster is squirming around, avoiding Jensen's attempts to control the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Disaster is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Jensen has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Disaster's face.

Jensen is working for a guillotine from mount but Disaster frees his head quite easily.
Disaster is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jensen working the ground and pound effectively.
Poor strikes thrown by Jensen there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Jensen connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Disaster is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Disaster manages to regain half guard whilst avoiding the strikes.
Disaster wants to get back to his feet.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Jensen seems to be working for a kimura but Disaster defends the submission attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyler Jensen dominated that fourth round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

The fight stays on the outside here - Disaster looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Disaster fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jensen shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Disaster as he avoids it easily.
Jensen throws a right and a left that Disaster avoids nicely.
Disaster fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jensen darts in looking for a takedown but Disaster gets double underhooks and turns Jensen into the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Disaster fails to land.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Disaster.
Jensen is trying to break the clinch but Disaster is controlling him.
Disaster lands with a light punch inside.
Disaster misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jensen is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Disaster misses with some punches.
Disaster misses with a body punch.
Disaster misses with a punch on the inside.
Disaster tries to work over Jensen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jensen blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jensen.
Disaster can't find room to land a body shot as Jensen controls the action.
Jensen is trying to push Disaster away but Disaster has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Disaster has a couple of punches blocked by Jensen.
Disaster can't find room to land a body shot as Jensen controls the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Disaster.
Disaster misses with a punch on the inside.
Jensen tries to break the clinch but Disaster is controlling the position.
Disaster has a couple of punches blocked by Jensen.
Disaster pushes Jensen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Disaster tries to throw a body punch but Jensen avoids it by throwing Disaster back against the cage.
Disaster keeps control of Jensen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Disaster.
Disaster throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Disaster.
Disaster softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Jensen is looking to break free of the clinch but Disaster has double underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Jensen's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Disaster misses with some punches.
Disaster fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jensen takes a shot to the head.
Disaster tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jensen's elbow.
Disaster lands with a short shot to the head.
Disaster swings wildly with an uppercut but Jensen uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Disaster fails to land.
Disaster lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Disaster misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disaster tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jensen blocks an uppercut.
Disaster lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Disaster lands a left hand.
Disaster working aggressively here.
Disaster keeps control of Jensen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Disaster swings wildly with an uppercut but Jensen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Disaster misses with a body punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Disaster.
Jensen has had enough of the clinch but Disaster keeps him there for the moment.

And that's the end of the fight!
Beautiful Disaster showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Jensen has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Tyler Jensen!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Tyler Jensen!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Tyler Jensen!

Tyler Jensen wins by unanimous decision!