PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stash Kadowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Garnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kadowski kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Rammstein - Ohne Dich . Garnett is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by 2PAC - Hell Raiser. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kadowski
vs
Garnett

210 cm
32
288 lbs
15 - 9 - 1

186 cm
34
182 lbs
31 - 16 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Namunamu Clothing
Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 1, fighting out of New York, Stash Kadowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kevin Garnett!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Gwen Towbar and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kadowski misses with a low kick.
We've been hearing reports that Kadowski has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Garnett cracks the inside of Kadowski's front leg.
Kadowski works Garnett's body with a nice hook.
Kadowski is looking to clinch but Garnett is avoiding it.
Garnett throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kadowski connects with a solid leg kick.
Kadowski throws a hook but Garnett blocks it.
Kadowski darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Garnett throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kadowski sees it coming and avoids it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Kadowski.
Kadowski moves out of range of the body kick from Garnett.
Stash Kadowski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kadowski digs a good hook to Garnett's body.
We've been informed that Garnett has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Garnett connects with an inside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Garnett.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Garnett.
Kadowski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Garnett goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kadowski tries to close the distance and clinch but Garnett swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kadowski tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Garnett misses with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kadowski.
Kadowski throws a jab when Garnett was well out of range.
A leg kick checked by Kadowski.
No joy there for Garnett, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Decent striking displayed by Kadowski there.
Garnett throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Garnett throws a right hand that Kadowski ducks under and follows up with a left that Kadowski also avoids with ease.
Kadowski scores with a nice body kick.
Kadowski tries to work over Garnett's front leg with a kick but Garnett checks it.
Kadowski displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Garnett throws out the jab.
That kick from Garnett tenderised Kadowski's leg. Kadowski is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kadowski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Garnett moves away.
Kadowski blocks a jab.
Garnett connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kadowski is looking to land body kicks.
A left lands for Garnett.
Garnett takes a kick to the side of the head.

Garnett tries to keep at a distance but Kadowski has taken the fight into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garnett working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Garnett working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kadowski struggles to land a body shot inside as Garnett controls his hands.
A nice right hand lands inside from Garnett.
Kadowski lands a hook that snaps the head of Garnett backwards.
Garnett misses with a body punch.
Kadowski pushes Garnett back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kadowski.
Kadowski blocks a body shot from Garnett.
Garnett misses with a punch to the body.
Garnett tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kadowski's elbow.
Kadowski lands with a left to the head.
Garnett working hard to break the clinch.
Kadowski working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Garnett lands a right hand.
Kadowski fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kadowski misses with a punch to the body.
Garnett tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kadowski tries to throw a body punch but Garnett avoids it by throwing Kadowski back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garnett goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kadowski lands with a short shot to the head.
Kadowski lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Garnett lands a right hand.
Garnett has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Garnett.
Garnett lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Garnett swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kadowski misses with a punch on the inside.
Kadowski lands with a light punch inside.
Kadowski prevents a body shot from Garnett.
Kadowski lands a hook that snaps the head of Garnett backwards.
Kadowski misses with a body punch.
Garnett misses with the head strike.
Garnett is trying to break free.
Garnett scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Garnett misses with a hook from the clinch.

Garnett breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Garnett throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kadowski throws a head kick but Garnett moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Garnett swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kadowski tries to score with a low kick but Garnett moves his leg out of the way.
Kadowski lands with a right hand.
Kadowski fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Garnett checks it well.
Garnett tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kadowski was well out of range. Poor timing from Garnett.
Kadowski doesn't manage to clinch there - Garnett circles away.
Kadowski blocks a jab.
Garnett throws a leg kick which misses Kadowski's front leg but catches the back leg as Kadowski tries to avoid it.
Nice body kick there by Kadowski.
Kadowski takes a swing at Garnett's ribcage but misses.
Garnett misses with a body shot.

Kadowski drives through and clinches with Garnett against the cage.
Kadowski misses with the head strike.
Garnett gets underhooks to prevent Kadowski's takedown attempt.
Garnett misses with a punch to the body.
Kadowski struggles to land a body shot inside as Garnett controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Garnett fails to land.
Garnett blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Garnett scores with a hook to the body.
Garnett is leaning against Kadowski and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Garnett wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kadowski struggles to land a body shot inside as Garnett controls his hands.
Garnett lands a body shot.
Kadowski is breathing heavily.
Garnett misses with a hook from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Garnett.

Garnett manages to break the clinch.
Garnett scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Garnett misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kadowski misses with a wild body shot.

Kadowski drives through and clinches with Garnett against the cage.
Garnett blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kadowski doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kadowski scores with a shot to the side of Garnett's head.

Garnett breaks from the clinch.
Kadowski throws a body punch but Garnett moves out of range.
Kadowski has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kadowski there as he acknowledges the shot.
Garnett bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kadowski's head backwards.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Kadowski takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Kadowski misses with a head kick.
Garnett blocks a jab.
Kadowski on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A jab from Kadowski misses.
A big right from Garnett misses.
Garnett throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Garnett throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Garnett uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kadowski has time to react.
Garnett ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kadowski keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Garnett.
Kadowski attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Garnett lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kadowski. Garnett does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kadowski lands a leg kick that knocks Garnett off balance momentarily.
Kadowski fails with an attempt to clinch.
Garnett connects with a solid leg kick.
Kadowski scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Garnett - just one landing.
Garnett loads up on a big right hand but Kadowski slips the punch.
Kadowski moves out of range of the body kick.
Kadowski cracks Garnett with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Kadowski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Garnett manages to avoid it.
Garnett lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kadowski at a distance.
Garnett misses with a looping right.
Kadowski is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Kadowski looks to throw a body kick
and Garnett counters with a slapping leg kick.
Garnett is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Kadowski had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Garnett keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Garnett ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
That kick from Garnett tenderised Kadowski's leg. Kadowski is trying to keep his angry face on.
Garnett bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kadowski's head backwards.
Kadowski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Garnett.
Garnett throws a quick inside leg kick.
Garnett moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Garnett looks to score with a jab to the body but Kadowski is just out of range.
Garnett ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Garnett slips a jab from Kadowski.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Garnett - that will leave a mark!
Garnett swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kadowski.
Kevin Garnett is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Garnett tries to land a front kick but Kadowski steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Garnett checks a leg kick.
Kadowski throws a low kick but it's checked well by Garnett.
Garnett connects with the punch.
Garnett scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jab from Garnett.
Garnett throws a series of punches but Kadowski avoids them all with ease.
Kadowski tries to clinch but Garnett is having none of it.
Garnett scores with a nice body kick.
Garnett connects with a crisp jab.
Garnett looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Garnett punishes Kadowski's body with a nice straight punch.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Garnett.
Garnett with a jab.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Garnett.
Garnett dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kadowski. That did some damage!
Garnett cracks the inside of Kadowski's front leg.
Garnett lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kadowski's sensitive parts.
Garnett lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kadowski's sensitive parts.
Garnett lands a jab.
Sloppy strikes from Garnett. Those never looked like landing.
Kadowski swings for the body but Garnett moves out of range.
Garnett sizes up Kadowski with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Garnett scores with a hook to the body. Kadowski takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Garnett tries a head kick but it misses.
Garnett bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kadowski fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kadowski slips a jab and a cross from Garnett.
Garnett fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Kadowski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kevin Garnett comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Garnett has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 9:10
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 9:10
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kevin Garnett!
Kevin Garnett very nearly forgot to thank Kemists ↑ 5x160Q amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.