PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Best Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jerry Seinfeld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Best Man has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Man
vs
Seinfeld

200 cm
26
200 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

190 cm
23
200 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Best Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerry Seinfeld!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Bruno Lombardi and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Seinfeld.
Man with a jab.
Man misses with an uppercut
and Seinfeld makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Man fails to land the takedown.

Seinfeld has closed the distance and engaged Man in a clinch.
Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Seinfeld misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Seinfeld goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Seinfeld leaning his opponent against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Man backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seinfeld fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Seinfeld stalls.

Seinfeld escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Man will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Man throws a big shot that misses.
Man throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Seinfeld counters with a big head kick but Man shrugs it off.
Best Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Seinfeld slips a straight right by Man.
Man rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Seinfeld moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Seinfeld manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Man misses with a combination
and Seinfeld counters with a head kick. That will keep Man thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Man takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Seinfeld misses with a series of wild punches.
Man misses the shot to the body.
Seinfeld misses with a hook. Man ducked under it nicely.
Man swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Seinfeld counters with an inside leg kick.
Nice cross by Seinfeld.
Man throws a predictable looking body shot
and Seinfeld counters with a two punch combo.
Man throws a combination that misses
and Seinfeld counters with a body kick that stops Man in his tracks momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld works the jab nicely.
Seinfeld looks to land a left hand but Man moved out of range nicely.
Man definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Seinfeld lands a nice hook to Man's body. Man takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Man will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Decent striking displayed by Seinfeld there.
Man throws a lazy right hand but Seinfeld sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Man throws a right hand that Seinfeld ducks under and follows up with a left that Seinfeld also avoids with ease.
Seinfeld sizes up Man with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

Seinfeld forces Man back against the cage and clinches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld tries a body shot but Man blocks it.
Man's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Seinfeld slows down the pace here.
Seinfeld digs a right hand underneath Man's ribcage. Man let out a lung full of air as it connected.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Seinfeld struggles to land a body shot inside as Man controls his hands.
Seinfeld lands with a right to the head.
Seinfeld makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A short left from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld avoiding damage.
Seinfeld lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerry Seinfeld dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Seinfeld pushes Man away with a front kick.
Seinfeld feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Man's calf.
Man throws a series of strikes that have Seinfeld backpedaling.
Seinfeld looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Seinfeld scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Man throws a combination that misses
and Seinfeld makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Man throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Seinfeld counters with a good, hard body kick but Man shrugs it off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Man throws a left and a right that both miss
and Seinfeld counters with an inside leg kick.
Seinfeld getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Seinfeld connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Man's hands.
Best Man is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Seinfeld dips to his left and cracks Man with an uppercut!
Man misses with a double jab
and Seinfeld counters with a flying knee. Nice.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man throws a left and a right that both miss
and Seinfeld counters with a leg kick.
Jerry Seinfeld is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Seinfeld clinches with his opponent.
Seinfeld lands a right hand that snaps the head of Man backwards.
Seinfeld lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Man backwards.

Man is rocked!
Seinfeld makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Oh Man is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Seinfeld lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Seinfeld's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
A shot in the inside from Seinfeld.

Seinfeld escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Seinfeld lands a head shot.
Man throws a left and a right that both miss
and Seinfeld scores with a counter punch that sends Man to the canvas! Seinfeld smells blood - he's punishing Man with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Man has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jerry Seinfeld!
Jerry Seinfeld bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.