PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Ossilus Chiarmanda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Armed Gun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chiarmanda comes into the arena with Long live my homeland, my free Tajikistan! blaring out of the sound system. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Chiarmanda
vs
Gun

175 cm
20
162 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

170 cm
21
168 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

World class MT
Good chin

World class boxer
Good gas tank

KAISER
KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ossilus Chiarmanda!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Armed Gun!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gun misses with a combination
and Chiarmanda counters with a nice low kick that buckles Gun's knee momentarily.
Gun keeps the fight on the outside.
Gun looks to land a left hand but Chiarmanda moved out of range nicely.
Chiarmanda lands with a straight right. Gun didn't see that one coming.
Gun rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Chiarmanda moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Chiarmanda displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Gun takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Gun fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Chiarmanda fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gun.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gun rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Chiarmanda moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gun throws a nice looking combination but Chiarmanda bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gun finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Chiarmanda pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chiarmanda connects with a right hand. Gun shakes it off.
Gun fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chiarmanda manages to avoid it.
Armed Gun seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chiarmanda throws a leg kick but Gun checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Gun. Those never looked like landing.
Chiarmanda ducks under a wild hook from Gun.
Chiarmanda throws a series of punches but Gun avoids them all with ease.
Gun throws out a loose jab but Chiarmanda uses good head movement to avoid it.
A combination from Gun does no damage.
Chiarmanda cracks Gun with a right hand to the side of the head.
Gun turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Gun looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Chiarmanda pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chiarmanda displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Gun throws out the jab.
Chiarmanda pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gun throws a body punch but Chiarmanda moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Gun throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Chiarmanda throws a head kick but Gun moves out of range.
Gun misses with a few strikes there.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Gun.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gun throws a nice looking combination but Chiarmanda bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Chiarmanda looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Gun cracks the inside of Chiarmanda's front leg.
A jab lands there for Gun.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Gun lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chiarmanda has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chiarmanda and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Chiarmanda!
Gun delivers a nice body kick.
Nice straight punches there by Chiarmanda. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Chiarmanda.
Gun looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Chiarmanda slips a jab and a cross from Gun.
No joy there for Gun, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gun looks to land a combination but Chiarmanda avoids it well.
Gun misses with a wild body shot.
Chiarmanda scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Gun throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chiarmanda throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chiarmanda blocks a jab.
Chiarmanda avoids a punch combination nicely.
Gun fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Gun lands with a good body shot.
Gun finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Gun displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Chiarmanda throws out the jab.
Gun ducks under a wild hook from Chiarmanda.
Gun throws a series of punches but Chiarmanda moves out of range.
Gun misses with a looping left.
Chiarmanda scores with a spinning back kick!
Gun slips a jab from Chiarmanda.
A swing and a miss from Chiarmanda.
Chiarmanda fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gun has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Chiarmanda throws a wild body kick that Gun sees coming a mile off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chiarmanda moves out of range of the body kick from Gun.
Gun swinging wildly here.
Gun misses with a wild combination.
Chiarmanda lands with a right hand.
Gun takes a head kick and keeps coming.

Gun is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gun wants to slow Chiarmanda down by chopping away at his legs.
Gun is still on wobbly legs! Can Chiarmanda finish him?
Gun ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chiarmanda moves away.

Chiarmanda instigates a clinch.
Chiarmanda scores with a shoulder strike.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Chiarmanda just misses with a elbow thrown towards Gun's brow.
Chiarmanda breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Gun with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Gun looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Gun get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? No, he's flopped back to the mat - he's out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Ossilus Chiarmanda!
Ossilus Chiarmanda retains his lightweight title!
Post fight, Ossilus Chiarmanda took to the microphone: 'Europe for Tajikistan!'.