PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rex Tyrannosaurus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyrannosaurus has chosen MacArthurPark as his entrance music. Shitty Bill has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Bill
vs
Tyrannosaurus

225 cm
35
300 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

199 cm
27
283 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shitty Bill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rex Tyrannosaurus!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shigeki Sano and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bill misses with a head kick.
Tyrannosaurus slips a jab and a cross from Bill.
Tyrannosaurus loads up on a big right hand but Bill slips the punch.
Tyrannosaurus tries a head kick but it misses.
Bill pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bill keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tyrannosaurus walks into a straight right hand from Bill.
Shitty Bill seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A good leg kick by Tyrannosaurus.
Bill throws a head kick but Tyrannosaurus moves out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bill checks a leg kick.
Tyrannosaurus misses with a hook.
Tyrannosaurus looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Tyrannosaurus attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Tyrannosaurus tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Bill manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tyrannosaurus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bill counters with a head kick. That will keep Tyrannosaurus thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bill on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Tyrannosaurus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Bill paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tyrannosaurus looks to land a right hand but Bill moved out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Bill as he connects with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters circle each other, looking for something big. Bill moves in and throws an overhand right. That hurt Tyrannosaurus! Bill continues to tee off on Tyrannosaurus, landing with a left and a right! Bill connects with a right hand that leaves Tyrannosaurus sleeping against the ropes! What a finish by Bill!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Shitty Bill!
Shitty Bill very nearly forgot to thank KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.